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PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:12 am
by Constaniana
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/now-then?s=mobile

Disappointed William hasn't used these.

I could've sworn I've had William insult someone by calling them a knob at some point.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:14 am
by Constaniana
Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/now-then?s=mobile

Disappointed William hasn't used these.

I could've sworn I've had William insult someone by calling them a knob at some point.

Nope. Apparently this marks the first time I've ever used that word on NS.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:33 am
by Nude East Ireland
Constaniana wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I could've sworn I've had William insult someone by calling them a knob at some point.

Nope. Apparently this marks the first time I've ever used that word on NS.

Pfft, you silly knob.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:36 am
by Erinkita II
I'M MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS! Also drunk.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:50 am
by Astrolinium
Erinkita II wrote:I'M MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS! Also drunk.

:hug:

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:04 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Erinkita II wrote:I'M MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS! Also drunk.

:hug:

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:05 pm
by Constaniana

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:12 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:14 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Erinkita II wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

Is it fried in the same oil you used for chicken or something?

It's fried chicken with a steak in it.

It's for people who God hates.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:19 pm
by Astrolinium
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:Is it fried in the same oil you used for chicken or something?

It's fried chicken with a steak in it.

It's for people who God hates.


It's not fried chicken with a steak in it, it's a steak fried as if it were a chicken.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:20 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:It's fried chicken with a steak in it.

It's for people who God hates.


It's not fried chicken with a steak in it, it's a steak fried as if it were a chicken.

That's what I mean.

You took away the best part of steak and replaced it with the mediocre part of your shitty chicken, you absolute cunts.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:22 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
This, obviously, is why vegetarianism is best.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 2:34 pm
by Constaniana
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

23 is brilliant.

I like 16 because Harrogate is near where I used to live.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:19 pm
by Agritum
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:This, obviously, is why vegetarianism is best.

Pasta-based vegetarian is best vegetarian.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:20 pm
by Agritum
Seriously guys, pasta is fucking awesome. And healthy. Italians eat it daily, in fact. That shit is just damn good.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:21 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Agritum wrote:Seriously guys, pasta is fucking awesome. And healthy. Italians eat it daily, in fact. That shit is just damn good.


I don't think anyone's surprised that Italians eat pasta daily, Agri. :P

Anyway, I'm a tacovore. Sorry. -Nods-

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:21 pm
by Constaniana
I was looking around on Wikipedia about Clan Campbell, and started reading about Torquhil Campbell, the current Chief of the Clan. One of his hobbies is being the captain of Scotland's elephant polo team. This is an actual sport.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:25 pm
by Agritum
Constaniana wrote:I was looking around on Wikipedia about Clan Campbell, and started reading about Torquhil Campbell, the current Chief of the Clan. One of his hobbies is being the captain of Scotland's elephant polo team. This is an actual sport.

It's also apparently full of animal abuse.

Yes, people actually managed to make abuse of elephants. Giant fucking elephants.

Small wonder it's the Scots and Indians.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:47 pm
by Constaniana
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Agritum wrote:Seriously guys, pasta is fucking awesome. And healthy. Italians eat it daily, in fact. That shit is just damn good.


I don't think anyone's surprised that Italians eat pasta daily, Agri. :P

Anyway, I'm a tacovore. Sorry. -Nods-

It's as surprising as saying that Japanese people eat rice daily. :p
Agritum wrote:
Constaniana wrote:I was looking around on Wikipedia about Clan Campbell, and started reading about Torquhil Campbell, the current Chief of the Clan. One of his hobbies is being the captain of Scotland's elephant polo team. This is an actual sport.

It's also apparently full of animal abuse.

Yes, people actually managed to make abuse of elephants. Giant fucking elephants.

Small wonder it's the Scots and Indians.

You're just jealous because your people didn't have part in conceiving a sport that would allow the likes of Baba Deep Singh and Jack Churchill to ride into battle against one another atop elephants.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:49 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Constaniana wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
I don't think anyone's surprised that Italians eat pasta daily, Agri. :P

Anyway, I'm a tacovore. Sorry. -Nods-

It's as surprising as saying that Japanese people eat rice daily. :p


Their rice is inferior.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:48 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bradford

"A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be fucked with.
Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: Fuck off, you soft southern cunt."

To continue the Yorkshire thing.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:02 pm
by Constaniana
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bradford

"A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be fucked with.
Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: Fuck off, you soft southern cunt."

To continue the Yorkshire thing.

"knaresborough
small market town that no one has heard of"

Libel and slander from Lancuntshire, obviously.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 4:35 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bradford

"A northern town full of pakis, chavs, real men, hard bastards, murders and frequent riots.

Not to be fucked with.
Southerner: Where are you from?
Bradfordian: Bradford, mate.
Southerner: Ouch, I hear it's rough up there. If I were to venture into that particular area, I'd need to take my mummy for company.
Bradfordian: Fuck off, you soft southern cunt."

To continue the Yorkshire thing.

"knaresborough
small market town that no one has heard of"

Libel and slander from Lancuntshire, obviously.

Yorkshire seems like English West Virginia.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:13 am
by Constaniana
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:"knaresborough
small market town that no one has heard of"

Libel and slander from Lancuntshire, obviously.

Yorkshire seems like English West Virginia.

You take that back, monster.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 21, 2014 5:19 am
by Constaniana
There's a certain sense of accomplishment I feel from spending a quarter of a page from my government essay on congressional enumerated powers discussing the history of privateering and the Saltpetre War.