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Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 12:55 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You'd think he'd want this done.

He's a kinky motherfucker.

Well, his son was into some very extreme BDSM, if I recall correctly. Apologies to all devoted christians in this thread.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:22 pm**

Liriena wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:He's a kinky motherfucker.

Well, his son was into some very extreme BDSM, if I recall correctly. Apologies to all devoted christians in this thread.

Jesus is, unintentionally, symbolic of a normal person.

His biological father left his mother, who married a normal guy with a decent job. Jesus once wandered away from his parents at a crowded place. He worked as a carpenter with his step-father, hung out with his friends, went to a wedding once, flipped a table, and taught people not to be cunts. Then his father came back and tried to push some shit on him, and the local law enforcement screwed him over.

And, like everyone, he became a ghost and scared his friends.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 1:54 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:And, like everyone, he became a ghost and scared his friends.

Hey, thanks. Now I'm looking forward to death.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:12 pm**

Liriena wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:And, like everyone, he became a ghost and scared his friends.

Hey, thanks. Now I'm looking forward to death.

So are seals.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:04 pm**

Vast majority of the post is up - my Internet is being strange and spoardic, so give me a few hours to get the last one up - in the meanwhile I'll review it and see about wrapping loose ends.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:05 pm**

Khan told me this would happen.

But I still wasn't ready.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:07 pm**

A bear swinging a bat. Where have we seen that in this thread before?

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:17 pm**

Constaniana wrote:A bear swinging a bat. Where have we seen that in this thread before?

Totally not a reference. Totally not.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:29 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:A bear swinging a bat. Where have we seen that in this thread before?

Totally not a reference. Totally not.

"Driven from wars in the Middle East, especially the land of the Pharaohs."

Neither is this, right?

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:29 pm**

I will absorb this fucking monstrosity at a later date.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:34 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Vast majority of the post is up - my Internet is being strange and spoardic, so give me a few hours to get the last one up - in the meanwhile I'll review it and see about wrapping loose ends.

I'll read it when I'm in a better position to properly appreciate it.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:38 pm**

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:49 pm**

Constaniana wrote:
"Campbell raised an eyebrow. "Gosh darn!" he said happily. "That's awesome! Billy Jr, grab a few will you?" he said. "Let's have some fun.""

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:50 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:I will absorb this fucking monstrosity at a later date.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Vast majority of the post is up - my Internet is being strange and spoardic, so give me a few hours to get the last one up - in the meanwhile I'll review it and see about wrapping loose ends.

I'll read it when I'm in a better position to properly appreciate it.

I like this reaction.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:55 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:
"Campbell raised an eyebrow. "Gosh darn!" he said happily. "That's awesome! Billy Jr, grab a few will you?" he said. "Let's have some fun.""

Had originally included a backstory scene where he absorbed the powers of Porter Rockwell, but it was cut for being rambly. You can safely assume it is canon though.

As a heterosexual in a committed relationship with a beautiful woman, I love you so much right now.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:57 pm**

The poor bears.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:01 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I will absorb this fucking monstrosity at a later date.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
I'll read it when I'm in a better position to properly appreciate it.

I like this reaction.

I mean, I'm caught up trying to properly appreciate some other shit, so yeah.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:14 pm**

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
I like this reaction.

I mean, I'm caught up trying to properly appreciate some other shit, so yeah.

I'm pensive.

That means I'm either about to write or get depressed.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:40 pm**

Please do me the favour of listening to all the songs in the very final post. I chose them carefully.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:40 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Please do me the favour of listening to all the songs in the very final post. I chose them carefully.

Did you just post it?

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:41 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Please do me the favour of listening to all the songs in the very final post. I chose them carefully.

Did you just post it?

I'm having trouble with the concept too.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:42 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Did you just post it?

I'm having trouble with the concept too.

I don't believe you.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:45 pm**

26684 words.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:49 pm**

I'm going to finish my oneshot tonight, I've decided.

Posted: **Sat Sep 05, 2015 8:54 pm**

viewtopic.php?f=31&t=353061&p=25913108#p25913100

The final move, chutiyas.

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