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Posted: **Sun Aug 30, 2015 9:57 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:Chocolate-covered animal crackers will be the death of me.

You had me at chocolate.

Posted: **Sun Aug 30, 2015 10:04 pm**

My faculty's official pet cat is pregnant, and they're on the verge of naming her Meow Tse Tung, so I'm preparing for the inevitable feline commune that's going to take over the building in the following months.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:08 am**

Liriena wrote:My faculty's official pet cat is pregnant, and they're on the verge of naming her Meow Tse Tung, so I'm preparing for the inevitable feline commune that's going to take over the building in the following months.

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords and wish to remind them that I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in their endless belly rub camps.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:35 am**

For the sake of convenience, I'm heavily altering the epilogue to make it something shorter and simpler that works better as an ending post. I tried to do something unique as a closer, but it turned out to be far too much work to properly handle at the moment - I'll likely release it as a oneshot later for you to read, but I'm determined now to get this shit done.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:06 am**

Barney×Nora OTP.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:08 am**

Erinkita II wrote:
Liriena wrote:My faculty's official pet cat is pregnant, and they're on the verge of naming her Meow Tse Tung, so I'm preparing for the inevitable feline commune that's going to take over the building in the following months.

I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords and wish to remind them that I can be useful in rounding up others to toil in their endless belly rub camps.

You partisan hack!!!

Long live the canine resistance!

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:25 pm**

My father on Mumbai police stating they're going to clean shit up around here:

"It's like a shitting baby crying that his babysitter hasn't showered that day."

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:28 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My father on Mumbai police stating they're going to clean shit up around here:

"It's like a shitting baby crying that his babysitter hasn't showered that day."

My uncle, a former officer:

"Well, they don't exactly want to have competition."

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:32 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My father on Mumbai police stating they're going to clean shit up around here:

"It's like a shitting baby crying that his babysitter hasn't showered that day."

My uncle, a former officer:

"Well, they don't exactly want to have competition."

Your uncle is wise.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:33 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My uncle, a former officer:

"Well, they don't exactly want to have competition."

Your uncle is wise.

He's also once nearly beat a Muslim man to death in a rage.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:33 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Your uncle is wise.

He's also once nearly beat a Muslim man to death in a rage.

You've done similar things in the past, I'm sure.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:34 pm**

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:He's also once nearly beat a Muslim man to death in a rage.

You've done similar things in the past, I'm sure.

I finish the job, Jon.

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:29 pm**

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 3:47 pm**

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My father on Mumbai police stating they're going to clean shit up around here:

"It's like a shitting baby crying that his babysitter hasn't showered that day."

Are the police required to clean up shit?

Posted: **Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:22 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My father on Mumbai police stating they're going to clean shit up around here:

"It's like a shitting baby crying that his babysitter hasn't showered that day."

Are the police required to clean up shit?

No... but if you offer them free pizza for it... or viagra...

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:43 am**

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:42 am**

Agritum wrote:
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Arkham Knight's story is a pile of shit.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 11:39 am**

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Agritum wrote:
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Arkham Knight~~'s story~~is a pile of shit.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:04 pm**

"When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition."

Get fucked, Plato.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:17 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:"When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition."

Get fucked, Plato.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 2:55 pm**

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Arkham Knight~~'s story~~is a pile of shit.

Yeah.

Arkham Asylum is still the best in the series.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:09 pm**

I haven't had longer hair since I was in middle school. But it actually looks decent now.

For those who want to know more, I look like Season 1 Jared Padalecki.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:33 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:"When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition."

Get fucked, Plato.

Diogenes is great.

Alexander the Great once paid a visit to either Corinth or Athens, where Diogenes lived (if it was Athens, then specifically, he lived in a big-ass clay jar in the middle of the agora) and asked the great philosopher if there was anything he could get him.

Diogenes replied, "Get out of the way of my sunlight."

Alexander laughed and said, "Were I not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes."

Diogenes replied, "Were I not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes."

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:40 pm**

Astrolinium wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition."

Get fucked, Plato.

Diogenes is great.

Alexander the Great once paid a visit to either Corinth or Athens, where Diogenes lived (if it was Athens, then specifically, he lived in a big-ass clay jar in the middle of the agora) and asked the great philosopher if there was anything he could get him.

Diogenes replied, "Get out of the way of my sunlight."

Alexander laughed and said, "Were I not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes."

Diogenes replied, "Were I not Diogenes, I would also wish to be Diogenes."

He has been my hero for some time.

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:34 pm**

Nude East Ireland wrote:"When Plato gave Socrates's definition of man as "featherless bipeds" and was much praised for the definition, Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it into Plato's Academy, saying, "Behold! I've brought you a man." After this incident, "with broad flat nails" was added to Plato's definition."

Get fucked, Plato.

"Get fucked, Plato" is my new catchphrase.

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