Elfen High 2 (OOC 11, Closed, Hindustan Zindabad)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

If Crowley took over my life, I presume he'd be wise enough not to fuck up.

He knows the consequences.

Look. Under your current life situation, what could Crowley possibly do differently?

He can't do anything to your wife, she'd kill him. He can't do anything in your job you don't already. He's not going to turn Arjun into a dragon or some shit, assuming he isn't already one.

I mean, I guess he can make my accent English.

Wait.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I mean, now, Calliel taking over is a very different matter.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I mean, now, Calliel taking over is a very different matter.

He wouldn't ruin anything. Arguably, he'd improve your life, or at least people's opinions of you.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I mean, now, Calliel taking over is a very different matter.

He wouldn't ruin anything. Arguably, he'd improve your life, or at least people's opinions of you.

Are you kidding?

People would have no idea how to react.

[Nationstatelandsville]

He wouldn't ruin anything. Arguably, he'd improve your life, or at least people's opinions of you.

Are you kidding?

People would have no idea how to react.

To the fact that you were suddenly kind and trustworthy?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Are you kidding?

People would have no idea how to react.

To the fact that you were suddenly kind and trustworthy?

I'm completely kind and trustworthy. In fact, I've decided to be a sweet, normal, non-sarcastic person from this moment on.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We have probably two weeks to produce 44 pages of OOC.

Kevin. Get drunk and think about Christopher Nolan.

To the fact that you were suddenly kind and trustworthy?

I'm completely kind and trustworthy. In fact, I've decided to be a sweet, normal, non-sarcastic person from this moment on.

You're doing this as part of a scam, aren't you?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

We have probably two weeks to produce 44 pages of OOC.

Kevin. Get drunk and think about Christopher Nolan.

I'm completely kind and trustworthy. In fact, I've decided to be a sweet, normal, non-sarcastic person from this moment on.

You're doing this as part of a scam, aren't you?

I couldn't even type the words with a straight face.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Jon, you do realise we both are in love with Roman Catholic women we perceive to be better human beings than us?

Khan, even our fucking names rhyme, and it took us four years to realize that.

The Elfen High creative process. Not shown; pages of The Daily Show quotes.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Jon, you do realise we both are in love with Roman Catholic women we perceive to be better human beings than us?

Khan, even our fucking names rhyme, and it took us four years to realize that.

The Elfen High creative process. Not shown; pages of The Daily Show quotes.

Mixed in with the occasional "Well, why can't Obama be Hitler and the Anti-Christ?"

[Nightkill the Emperor]

With the end of the Daily Show, really, Jon and I lose half our conversation material.

[Nationstatelandsville]

With the end of the Daily Show, really, Jon and I lose half our conversation material.

We just have to wait for Trevor to deliver us.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

With the end of the Daily Show, really, Jon and I lose half our conversation material.

We just have to wait for Trevor to deliver us.

All love begins with "Who the fuck is this?"

[Nationstatelandsville]

We just have to wait for Trevor to deliver us.

All love begins with "Who the fuck is this?"

Again, I genuinely cannot refute that.

[Nude East Ireland]

We have probably two weeks to produce 44 pages of OOC.

Kevin. Get drunk and think about Christopher Nolan.

I can do that sober.

Anyways, the Christopher Nolan movies - the "Dark Knight Trilogy", of course - are very good. The first is good, the second is great, and the third is kind of awful. Now, I think that the movies - especially the second one - should have been called Wayne. Because these movies are about Bruce Wayne.

"But, Kevin, aren't Bruce Wayne and Batman the same thing?"

No. Bruce Wayne is a man; Batman is the spirit of vengeance, a force unlike any other. This interpretation, being more grounded in reality, has Batman not as a separate character, but as a product of Bruce Wayne.

That being said, we can now focus on how The Dark Knight is a story of Bruce Wayne, evolving to realize that casualties will rise in his war. His loved ones are always in danger, as are countless others; but Batman is an idea, and a symbol, which cannot be broken by outside forces. Batman needs to fight on, through adversity. In the end, the public turns against him as he takes the fall for Harvey Dent; yet he fights on*.

I don't think that Nolan, while a good filmmaker, is as thoughtful as I am. He just made a movie.

* The ending leads you to believe he fights on, but apparently he just quit - that is, if The Dark Knight Rises is to be believed.

[Nude East Ireland]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_ ... ntary_Cats

I'm moving to Canada.

[Constaniana]

Things I learned on my third day at my new job:

• Georgetown Univeristy are a horde of cunts. Why do you need to take 150 students to a conference centre and make us set out fancy buffet food they never even finish? Seriously, screw you.
• If you are going to join the scum of the earth and flood the dining room with the privileged, at least have the decency to not decide you want dinner at one of the other locations at the conference centre and breakfast the next day back in the normal dining room, as doing so results in us not having enough silverware to put out and we have to wait ages to get more, because the dishwashers are buried under the mountains of plates you jackasses unleashed.
• Come to lunch on time, please. Not after everyone else has already left, but we can't put away the buffet food because we have to wait for three slow-ass professors to finally mosey on into the dining room.
• My mental rants against the upper class grow stronger every day.
• My manager is the Prince of Darkness, as he made us stay an hour after our shift was supposed to end to set up more stupid stuff for rich people.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Things I learned on my third day at my new job:

• Georgetown Univeristy are a horde of cunts. Why do you need to take 150 students to a conference centre and make us set out fancy buffet food they never even finish? Seriously, screw you.
• If you are going to join the scum of the earth and flood the dining room with the privileged, at least have the decency to not decide you want dinner at one of the other locations at the conference centre and breakfast the next day back in the normal dining room, as doing so results in us not having enough silverware to put out and we have to wait ages to get more, because the dishwashers are buried under the mountains of plates you jackasses unleashed.
• Come to lunch on time, please. Not after everyone else has already left, but we can't put away the buffet food because we have to wait for three slow-ass professors to finally mosey on into the dining room.
• My mental rants against the upper class grow stronger every day.
• My manager is the Prince of Darkness, as he made us stay an hour after our shift was supposed to end to set up more stupid stuff for rich people.

BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN!

[Nude East Ireland]

Things I learned on my third day at my new job:

• Georgetown Univeristy are a horde of cunts. Why do you need to take 150 students to a conference centre and make us set out fancy buffet food they never even finish? Seriously, screw you.
• If you are going to join the scum of the earth and flood the dining room with the privileged, at least have the decency to not decide you want dinner at one of the other locations at the conference centre and breakfast the next day back in the normal dining room, as doing so results in us not having enough silverware to put out and we have to wait ages to get more, because the dishwashers are buried under the mountains of plates you jackasses unleashed.
• Come to lunch on time, please. Not after everyone else has already left, but we can't put away the buffet food because we have to wait for three slow-ass professors to finally mosey on into the dining room.
• My mental rants against the upper class grow stronger every day.
• My manager is the Prince of Darkness, as he made us stay an hour after our shift was supposed to end to set up more stupid stuff for rich people.

BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN!

KILL THE SELFISH BREED! LIFT THEIR SMOLDERING FLESH ABOVE AND TASTE THEIR BLOOD! BURN THEM ALL!

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Wikimedia servers are down.

Is this the Rapture?

[Constaniana]

Things I learned on my third day at my new job:

• Georgetown Univeristy are a horde of cunts. Why do you need to take 150 students to a conference centre and make us set out fancy buffet food they never even finish? Seriously, screw you.
• If you are going to join the scum of the earth and flood the dining room with the privileged, at least have the decency to not decide you want dinner at one of the other locations at the conference centre and breakfast the next day back in the normal dining room, as doing so results in us not having enough silverware to put out and we have to wait ages to get more, because the dishwashers are buried under the mountains of plates you jackasses unleashed.
• Come to lunch on time, please. Not after everyone else has already left, but we can't put away the buffet food because we have to wait for three slow-ass professors to finally mosey on into the dining room.
• My mental rants against the upper class grow stronger every day.
• My manager is the Prince of Darkness, as he made us stay an hour after our shift was supposed to end to set up more stupid stuff for rich people.

BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN!

I honestly mentioned doing that to the place to my coworkers after one of them wondered aloud if we would have to come in early to set more stuff out.

[Liriena]

Things I learned on my third day at my new job:

• Georgetown Univeristy are a horde of cunts. Why do you need to take 150 students to a conference centre and make us set out fancy buffet food they never even finish? Seriously, screw you.
• If you are going to join the scum of the earth and flood the dining room with the privileged, at least have the decency to not decide you want dinner at one of the other locations at the conference centre and breakfast the next day back in the normal dining room, as doing so results in us not having enough silverware to put out and we have to wait ages to get more, because the dishwashers are buried under the mountains of plates you jackasses unleashed.
• Come to lunch on time, please. Not after everyone else has already left, but we can't put away the buffet food because we have to wait for three slow-ass professors to finally mosey on into the dining room.
• My mental rants against the upper class grow stronger every day.
• My manager is the Prince of Darkness, as he made us stay an hour after our shift was supposed to end to set up more stupid stuff for rich people.

BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN! BURN IT DOWN!

[Liriena]

With the end of the Daily Show, really, Jon and I lose half our conversation material.

We just have to wait for Trevor to deliver us.

Or complete our migration to Last Week Tonight.

[Liriena]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Parliamentary_Cats

I'm moving to Canada.

Been there, done that.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Parliamentary_Cats

I'm moving to Canada.

Been there, done that.

That's awesome.