I know the guy in charge of it decently well.
I could convince him.
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by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:50 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:59 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:03 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:05 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:There should be an amusement park called "India World". Or "Little India". Or "Fuckbarn City".
The idea is that there are heaters underground that make the entire place as hot as India. There are also big lights that simulate the sun's rays. Everything is built just a little too close, so the fear of rides crashing into each other and causing a chain reaction that destroys the entire park is always around. Every Indian expat is offered room and board, especially the seedy ones. A large source of revenue comes from drug deals and robberies. Autoricksaws fly around at top speeds, never fully stopping. Curry is sold every five feet. The park mascots are people in costumes resembling Modi and Gandhi. Every street name ends in "chod". Animals are let loose in the park once a week; sometimes they are elephants, other times they are tigers.
And British actors dressed in tuxedos and top hats run around whipping everyone in sight.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:06 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:There should be an amusement park called "India World". Or "Little India". Or "Fuckbarn City".
The idea is that there are heaters underground that make the entire place as hot as India. There are also big lights that simulate the sun's rays. Everything is built just a little too close, so the fear of rides crashing into each other and causing a chain reaction that destroys the entire park is always around. Every Indian expat is offered room and board, especially the seedy ones. A large source of revenue comes from drug deals and robberies. Autoricksaws fly around at top speeds, never fully stopping. Curry is sold every five feet. The park mascots are people in costumes resembling Modi and Gandhi. Every street name ends in "chod". Animals are let loose in the park once a week; sometimes they are elephants, other times they are tigers.
And British actors dressed in tuxedos and top hats run around whipping everyone in sight.
I'm glad all of you are now experts on India. My legacy.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:07 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:09 pm

by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:09 pm

by Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:23 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:20 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:03 pm
Constaniana wrote:Liriena wrote:This C-Span?
So many different ways to sigh "okay".
Also, speaking of Biden.

by Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:07 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:08 pm

by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:16 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:18 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:08 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:10 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So as I often do, I'm skimming multiple different topics. Right now, Thatcher and the Iranian Revolution.
Probably not good that Thatcher comes off as more of a dick.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:11 pm

Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:12 pm

by Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:13 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:16 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:16 pm

by Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:24 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:26 pm
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