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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:50 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Which is something far too many have thought about Honey.

I dare you to play "One Bottle Down" at your prom.

I know the guy in charge of it decently well.

I could convince him.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:50 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I dare you to play "One Bottle Down" at your prom.

I know the guy in charge of it decently well.

I could convince him.

It'll be glorious confusion.

And then understanding and horror on the faces of the Indian students.
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# went there....

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:59 pm

Honestly, Jon. Honey Singh is tame.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUylK5fatPo
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:03 pm

There should be an amusement park called "India World". Or "Little India". Or "Fuckbarn City".

The idea is that there are heaters underground that make the entire place as hot as India. There are also big lights that simulate the sun's rays. Everything is built just a little too close, so the fear of rides crashing into each other and causing a chain reaction that destroys the entire park is always around. Every Indian expat is offered room and board, especially the seedy ones. A large source of revenue comes from drug deals and robberies. Autoricksaws fly around at top speeds, never fully stopping. Curry is sold every five feet. The park mascots are people in costumes resembling Modi and Gandhi. Every street name ends in "chod". Animals are let loose in the park once a week; sometimes they are elephants, other times they are tigers.

And British actors dressed in tuxedos and top hats run around whipping everyone in sight.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:05 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:There should be an amusement park called "India World". Or "Little India". Or "Fuckbarn City".

The idea is that there are heaters underground that make the entire place as hot as India. There are also big lights that simulate the sun's rays. Everything is built just a little too close, so the fear of rides crashing into each other and causing a chain reaction that destroys the entire park is always around. Every Indian expat is offered room and board, especially the seedy ones. A large source of revenue comes from drug deals and robberies. Autoricksaws fly around at top speeds, never fully stopping. Curry is sold every five feet. The park mascots are people in costumes resembling Modi and Gandhi. Every street name ends in "chod". Animals are let loose in the park once a week; sometimes they are elephants, other times they are tigers.

And British actors dressed in tuxedos and top hats run around whipping everyone in sight.

I'm glad all of you are now experts on India. My legacy.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:There should be an amusement park called "India World". Or "Little India". Or "Fuckbarn City".

The idea is that there are heaters underground that make the entire place as hot as India. There are also big lights that simulate the sun's rays. Everything is built just a little too close, so the fear of rides crashing into each other and causing a chain reaction that destroys the entire park is always around. Every Indian expat is offered room and board, especially the seedy ones. A large source of revenue comes from drug deals and robberies. Autoricksaws fly around at top speeds, never fully stopping. Curry is sold every five feet. The park mascots are people in costumes resembling Modi and Gandhi. Every street name ends in "chod". Animals are let loose in the park once a week; sometimes they are elephants, other times they are tigers.

And British actors dressed in tuxedos and top hats run around whipping everyone in sight.

I'm glad all of you are now experts on India. My legacy.

Honey Singh plays over the loudspeakers. Always.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:07 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'm glad all of you are now experts on India. My legacy.

Honey Singh plays over the loudspeakers. Always.

I'd prefer AIB's "Every Bollywood Song".

Or "Nevermind".
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:09 pm

"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 2:09 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:Honey Singh plays over the loudspeakers. Always.

I'd prefer AIB's "Every Bollywood Song".

Or "Nevermind".

Everyone would prefer those. But that's not the point of India World.

If a single tourist doesn't shit their pants, the entire operation has failed.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:23 pm

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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:20 pm

Liriena wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Try C-Span.

This C-Span?

So many different ways to sigh "okay".

Also, speaking of Biden.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:03 pm

Constaniana wrote:

So many different ways to sigh "okay".

Also, speaking of Biden.

Biden 2016: Many Different Ways to Sigh "Okay"
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:07 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:So many different ways to sigh "okay".

Also, speaking of Biden.

Biden 2016: Many Different Ways to Sigh "Okay"

:lol:
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:08 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Biden 2016: Many Different Ways to Sigh "Okay"

:lol:

Biden 2016: You're Laughing With Us, Right?
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote: :lol:

Biden 2016: You're Laughing With Us, Right?

Biden 2016: I'm A Lot Like Bernie Sanders, But I Punch Gorillas
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 7:18 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Biden 2016: You're Laughing With Us, Right?

Biden 2016: I'm A Lot Like Bernie Sanders, But I Punch Gorillas

Biden 2016: I Forget If I Was Already President or Not, So I'm Just Checking
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:08 pm

So as I often do, I'm skimming multiple different topics. Right now, Thatcher and the Iranian Revolution.

Probably not good that Thatcher comes off as more of a dick.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So as I often do, I'm skimming multiple different topics. Right now, Thatcher and the Iranian Revolution.

Probably not good that Thatcher comes off as more of a dick.

Feckin' Thatcher Milk-Snatcher. Boo, hiss, etcetera.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:11 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So as I often do, I'm skimming multiple different topics. Right now, Thatcher and the Iranian Revolution.

Probably not good that Thatcher comes off as more of a dick.

Feckin' Thatcher Milk-Snatcher. Boo, hiss, etcetera.

I mean, you're programmed to say that, you're Northern. :p
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:12 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Feckin' Thatcher Milk-Snatcher. Boo, hiss, etcetera.

I mean, you're programmed to say that, you're Northern. :p

And his family worked in a mine for generations.
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Postby Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Feckin' Thatcher Milk-Snatcher. Boo, hiss, etcetera.

I mean, you're programmed to say that, you're Northern. :p

But of course. The North remembers.
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Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:16 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I mean, you're programmed to say that, you're Northern. :p

But of course. The North remembers.

The most common word in a Northern voice is "Fuck Margeret Thatcher."

Southern English accents are usually "Chutiya."

Or maybe that's just me when I do one.
Last edited by Nightkill the Emperor on Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:17 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:16 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So as I often do, I'm skimming multiple different topics. Right now, Thatcher and the Iranian Revolution.

Probably not good that Thatcher comes off as more of a dick.

Feckin' Thatcher Milk-Snatcher. Boo, hiss, etcetera.

To quote The Bugle;

"Dear John, Chris, and Andy, how do you think Margaret Thatcher is getting on in Heaven?"

"Y'know, frankly, if she's there, she's already doing pretty well."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:24 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Constaniana wrote:But of course. The North remembers.

The most common word in a Northern voice is "Fuck Margeret Thatcher."

Southern English accents are usually "Chutiya."

Or maybe that's just me when I do one.

Except for Birmingham, which is either Richard Hammond quotes or Allahu Akbar.
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Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:26 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The most common word in a Northern voice is "Fuck Margeret Thatcher."

Southern English accents are usually "Chutiya."

Or maybe that's just me when I do one.

Except for Birmingham, which is either Richard Hammond quotes or Allahu Akbar.

To be fair, most of the world is "Allahu Akbar".
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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