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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:25 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You don't get heated? Let's test the theory.

What if, during a speech tournament, someone argued the 12th Doctor was rubbish?

I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.

That's my boy.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:26 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.

That's my boy.

Mind, I've never actually eaten quinoa.

It's in my house, but fuck that.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 8:52 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:10 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

:rofl:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:39 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:40 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:


:rofl:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:40 pm
by Nationstatelandsville
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

I hope to Christ it's owned by a middle-aged Vietnamese man.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:


:rofl:

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

I hope to Christ it's owned by a middle-aged Vietnamese man.

I hope it becomes a major franchise.

In the Elfen High universe, this is massively popular across Europe and America.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:50 pm
by Erinkita II
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

What is soul food anyway?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:12 pm
by Agritum
Erinkita II wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

What is soul food anyway?

...chicken?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:33 pm
by Astrolinium
Erinkita II wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:35 pm
by Zarkenis Ultima
Astrolinium wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)


The hell is a hushpuppy?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:38 pm
by Astrolinium
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)


The hell is a hushpuppy?


The warmth of a mother's hug, commonly served as a side at seafood restaurants.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:00 am
by Erinkita II
Agritum wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?

...chicken?

Chickens have no souls.

Astrolinium wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

I know what about half those things are, and I want to be surprised by the rest.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 1:04 am
by Zarkenis Ultima
Erinkita II wrote:
Agritum wrote:...chicken?

Chickens have no souls.

Astrolinium wrote:
Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

I know what about half those things are, and I want to be surprised by the rest.


And lo and behold, the fried chicken danced.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 3:30 am
by Constaniana
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)


The hell is a hushpuppy?

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:31 am
by Nationstatelandsville
Constaniana wrote:
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:
The hell is a hushpuppy?

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 4:57 am
by Erinkita II
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

Is it fried in the same oil you used for chicken or something?

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:46 am
by Nude East Ireland
Astrolinium wrote:
Erinkita II wrote:It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?


Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing. :)

It comes from the food African American slaves would eat. You see, the diet of the 19th century American was shit, but they gave slaves relatively healthy foods, like collard greens, which helped them get through the day. Slaves had meat, but they burned it so it wouldn't taste so bad.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:31 am
by Erinkita II
http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
:rofl: Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 7:58 am
by Constaniana
Erinkita II wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
:rofl: Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

:rofl:

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:32 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
Erinkita II wrote:http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
:rofl: Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

:rofl:

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:35 am
by Agritum

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:37 am
by Astrolinium
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?


Have you ever eaten a chicken fried steak? It's glorious, no matter how much it tastes like heart disease on a plate.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 20, 2014 10:56 am
by Nightkill the Emperor
http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/now-then?s=mobile

Disappointed William hasn't used these.