Elfen High 2 (OOC 11, Closed, Hindustan Zindabad)

[Liriena]

My brother would love you. He hopes to do the exact same thing if he ever becomes a professor.

What are you lecturing them about, other than the insignificance and meaninglessness of their lives?

Computer Science.

Kinky.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarahumara_people

Fascinating.

"They literally run the birds to death."

Ah, Mexico.

I'M MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS! Also drunk.

This is the sort of stuff I like to log in to.

Finished my last story of the year yesterday. It was fantastic. Gotta translate it into English and do something with it. :3

Gotta say, I think it's safe to say everything that could go well these past two weeks went well. It's a nice feeling.

How are you guys? What have I missed? Has EH reached new levels of clusterfuckery? Do we have any new characters inspired on Charles Dance? Has anybody else read A Dance with Dragons?

Well, I'm fine. I just discovered the new Smash is absolutely wonderful.

I mean, I'm not sure if the gameplay is better or worse, and I couldn't give less of a fuck, but eight people can play at once.

[Liriena]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarahumara_people

Fascinating.

"They literally run the birds to death."

Ah, Mexico.

This is the sort of stuff I like to log in to.

Finished my last story of the year yesterday. It was fantastic. Gotta translate it into English and do something with it. :3

Gotta say, I think it's safe to say everything that could go well these past two weeks went well. It's a nice feeling.

How are you guys? What have I missed? Has EH reached new levels of clusterfuckery? Do we have any new characters inspired on Charles Dance? Has anybody else read A Dance with Dragons?

Well, I'm fine. I just discovered the new Smash is absolutely wonderful.

I mean, I'm not sure if the gameplay is better or worse, and I couldn't give less of a fuck, but eight people can play at once.

Eh, I'm too much of a gaming loner to play with two people. But eight?

[Constaniana]

I'M MAGIC MOTHERFUCKERS! Also drunk.

This is the sort of stuff I like to log in to.

Finished my last story of the year yesterday. It was fantastic. Gotta translate it into English and do something with it. :3

Gotta say, I think it's safe to say everything that could go well these past two weeks went well. It's a nice feeling.

How are you guys? What have I missed? Has EH reached new levels of clusterfuckery? Do we have any new characters inspired on Charles Dance? Has anybody else read A Dance with Dragons?

I'm doing fantastic. I finished marching band, turned 18, played violent video games with my friends last night, and snogged my girlfriend about an hour ago.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I've begun a new CK2 game as Kitbuqa Noyan, High Chief of Aleppo, in January of 1260 - as was recommended to me by CKIIWiki.

Noyan's position is not terribly remarkable; he is a moderately-powerful chieftain just outside of Damascus, on the outer fringe of the Ilkhanate (one of the many Tengri hordes), which is attempting to press further into Syria. (Already we have besieged Damascus and stacked the heads high.) What's interesting about Noyan is the man - he's a baseborn chief, raised to his position due to the death of its prior holder's dynasty, the first of his family name.

He is also a Christian. A Nestorian, to be precise. Now, Nestorians are a somewhat prevalent minority in the Ilkhanate at the time - the heir to the throne himself, a 33-year-old by the name of Abaga, is one. (Historically speaking, Abaga would go on to become the only Christian Khagan of the Ilkhanate, his son retaining the Tengri faith.) Perhaps out of fear of the Christian influence, then, the Khagan has generally left me be.

Thus far I've conquered a neighboring chiefdom, wed the daughter of the (now conquered by Muslims) King of Armenia, killed her brother so she would get a claim, and fathered four children; a daughter Huelon (who is already hailed as the most beautiful woman in the Ilkhanate, at 3), two sons Daratai and Yedi, and another daughter whose name I didn't bother to learn because fuck her, she was born a month ago. It is 1266 and Kitbuqa is already 51 - I dread his death, as Daratai is still a toddler.

My short-term game plan is to become King of Armenia and Syria, then bullshit from there. My long-term goal is simple - betray the filthy heathen Mongols, join my Christian brothers, and turn back the pagans and Muslims both. In the name of Christ!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarahumara_people

Fascinating.

"They literally run the birds to death."

Ah, Mexico.

This is the sort of stuff I like to log in to.

Finished my last story of the year yesterday. It was fantastic. Gotta translate it into English and do something with it. :3

Gotta say, I think it's safe to say everything that could go well these past two weeks went well. It's a nice feeling.

How are you guys? What have I missed? Has EH reached new levels of clusterfuckery? Do we have any new characters inspired on Charles Dance? Has anybody else read A Dance with Dragons?

Well, I'm fine. I just discovered the new Smash is absolutely wonderful.

I mean, I'm not sure if the gameplay is better or worse, and I couldn't give less of a fuck, but eight people can play at once.

It's pretty great.

I don't know what the fuck a Greninja is, I just know the world fears me now.

[Liriena]

This is the sort of stuff I like to log in to.

Finished my last story of the year yesterday. It was fantastic. Gotta translate it into English and do something with it. :3

Gotta say, I think it's safe to say everything that could go well these past two weeks went well. It's a nice feeling.

How are you guys? What have I missed? Has EH reached new levels of clusterfuckery? Do we have any new characters inspired on Charles Dance? Has anybody else read A Dance with Dragons?

I'm doing fantastic. I finished marching band, turned 18, played violent video games with my friends last night, a d snogged a girl about an hour ago.

You had me at violent video games.

[Liriena]

I've begun a new CK2 game as Kitbuqa Noyan, High Chief of Aleppo, in January of 1260 - as was recommended to me by CKIIWiki.

Noyan's position is not terribly remarkable; he is a moderately-powerful chieftain just outside of Damascus, on the outer fringe of the Ilkhanate (one of the many Tengri hordes), which is attempting to press further into Syria. (Already we have besieged Damascus and stacked the heads high.) What's interesting about Noyan is the man - he's a baseborn chief, raised to his position due to the death of its prior holder's dynasty, the first of his family name.

He is also a Christian. A Nestorian, to be precise. Now, Nestorians are a somewhat prevalent minority in the Ilkhanate at the time - the heir to the throne himself, a 33-year-old by the name of Abaga, is one. (Historically speaking, Abaga would go on to become the only Christian Khagan of the Ilkhanate, his son retaining the Tengri faith.) Perhaps out of fear of the Christian influence, then, the Khagan has generally left me be.

Thus far I've conquered a neighboring chiefdom, wed the daughter of the (now conquered by Muslims) King of Armenia, killed her brother so she would get a claim, and fathered four children; a daughter Huelon (who is already hailed as the most beautiful woman in the Ilkhanate, at 3), two sons Daratai and Yedi, and another daughter whose name I didn't bother to learn because fuck her, she was born a month ago.

My short-term game plan is to become King of Armenia and Syria, then bullshit from there. My long-term goal is simple - betray the filthy heathen Mongols, join my Christian brothers, and turn back the pagans and Muslims both. In the name of Christ!

It's because of posts like this that I wish my computer could run CK2.

[Constaniana]

I'm doing fantastic. I finished marching band, turned 18, played violent video games with my friends last night, a d snogged a girl about an hour ago.

You had me at violent video games.

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

[Liriena]

You had me at violent video games.

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

Mario Kart is, by definition, brutal.

Never played Halo, and I have been boycotting Call of Duty since 2010.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

Mario Kart is, by definition, brutal.

Never played Halo, and I have been boycotting Call of Duty since 2010.

Mario Kart is a gateway to Hell. We stand there, staring at the raw power of bitter Japanese programmers, just children. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.

[Nude East Ireland]

You had me at violent video games.

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

I only played three of the Halo games. The first three, to be exact.

The first one was the best.

[Constaniana]

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

Mario Kart is, by definition, brutal.

Never played Halo, and I have been boycotting Call of Duty since 2010.

Ah, you're missing out. Having confetti burst forth and children cheer like they're at a birthday party whenever you pop a cap in a little alien's head is a special joy.

Mario Kart is, by definition, brutal.

Never played Halo, and I have been boycotting Call of Duty since 2010.

Mario Kart is a gateway to Hell. We stand there, staring at the raw power of bitter Japanese programmers, just children. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.

I used Waluigi himself, riding on an intentionally awful-looking bike. His horn is the most abysmal sound ever conceived.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Mario Kart is, by definition, brutal.

Never played Halo, and I have been boycotting Call of Duty since 2010.

Ah, you're missing out. Having confetti burst forth and children cheer like they're at a birthday party whenever you pop a cap in a little alien's head is a special joy.

Mario Kart is a gateway to Hell. We stand there, staring at the raw power of bitter Japanese programmers, just children. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.

I used Waluigi himself, riding on an intentionally awful-looking bike. His horn is the most abysmal sound ever conceived.

I can't keep track of all the characters; we've obviously owned the game for a day, and I've only played it once.

[Nationstatelandsville]

By the way, what a fucking inspired name; Super Smash Bros. for Wii U.

[Constaniana]

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

I only played three of the Halo games. The first three, to be exact.

The first one was the best.

That's the only one I haven't played, actually. I wanted to play Halo 3, but the disk had gotten the lamination peeled away a bit and junk got into the disk, sadly.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My limited morals and principles may fly out of the window when I play Mario Kart.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My limited morals and principles may fly out of the window when I play Mario Kart.

"May"?

You're playing it wrong.

[Liriena]

Mario Kart is, by definition, brutal.

Never played Halo, and I have been boycotting Call of Duty since 2010.

Mario Kart is a gateway to Hell. We stand there, staring at the raw power of bitter Japanese programmers, just children. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad.

Others would stare from afar in bewilderment, and with a spark of curiosity, while their innocent little hands cling to the latest Pokemon.

My limited morals and principles may fly out of the window when I play Mario Kart.

"May"?

You're playing it wrong.

It's the one game where I've never felt guilty about being a sociopath.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

It's pretty great.

I don't know what the fuck a Greninja is, I just know the world fears me now.

I don't know who the fuck Robin is (though I've narrowed it down to a variable gender Fire Emblem protagonist or a fucking weirdo), but my brother's friends have learned to respect what we call "God's spit".

We played Smash Bros, a regular Call of Duty deathmatch, some rounds of Nazi Zombies, a bit of Halo 4, and the most brutal game of Mario Kart 8.

I only played three of the Halo games. The first three, to be exact.

The first one was the best.

The first one was amazing.

Rocket launchers in that one map with lots of ramps.

[Nationstatelandsville]

It's pretty great.

I don't know what the fuck a Greninja is, I just know the world fears me now.

I don't know who the fuck Robin is (though I've narrowed it down to a variable gender Fire Emblem protagonist or a fucking weirdo), but my brother's friends have learned to respect what we call "God's spit".

My nephew demanded to know what a "Mega Man" was.

My vengeance was painful and fiery.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I don't know who the fuck Robin is (though I've narrowed it down to a variable gender Fire Emblem protagonist or a fucking weirdo), but my brother's friends have learned to respect what we call "God's spit".

My nephew demanded to know what a "Mega Man" was.

My vengeance was painful and fiery.

I'm still disappointed they didn't include Zero, frankly.

[Nationstatelandsville]

My nephew demanded to know what a "Mega Man" was.

My vengeance was painful and fiery.

I'm still disappointed they didn't include Zero, frankly.

Well, I just read they're doing Mewtwo as DLC; so I wouldn't be surprised if Zero's name came up.

[Liriena]

I don't know who the fuck Robin is (though I've narrowed it down to a variable gender Fire Emblem protagonist or a fucking weirdo), but my brother's friends have learned to respect what we call "God's spit".

My nephew demanded to know what a "Mega Man" was.

My vengeance was painful and fiery.

As it should have been.

DLC

hisssssss

[Nationstatelandsville]

My nephew demanded to know what a "Mega Man" was.

My vengeance was painful and fiery.

As it should have been.

DLC

hisssssss

Well, I don't know; that's more cool shit than before. I wouldn't really describe the game as lacking for anything at the moment.

[Liriena]

As it should have been.


hisssssss

Well, I don't know; that's more cool shit than before. I wouldn't really describe the game as lacking for anything at the moment.

There can always be extra maps. Overpriced extra maps.