Elfen High 2 (OOC 11, Closed, Hindustan Zindabad)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You don't get heated? Let's test the theory.

What if, during a speech tournament, someone argued the 12th Doctor was rubbish?

I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.

That's my boy.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I would coldly dismantle their family lives by slowly easing them into a cocaine addiction while ravaging their finances via bad investments, frame them for the murder of a loved one (preferably a minor), rig the system to get life imprisonment by clever use of blackmail, pay the prisoners off into starting fights around them until they are forced into solitary, then replace all their meals with unflavored quinoa.

So much fucking quinoa.

That's my boy.

Mind, I've never actually eaten quinoa.

It's in my house, but fuck that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Zarkenis Ultima]

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[Nationstatelandsville]

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I hope to Christ it's owned by a middle-aged Vietnamese man.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

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I hope to Christ it's owned by a middle-aged Vietnamese man.

I hope it becomes a major franchise.

In the Elfen High universe, this is massively popular across Europe and America.

[Erinkita II]

This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

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What is soul food anyway?

[Agritum]

This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

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What is soul food anyway?

...chicken?

[Astrolinium]

This Cracked article revealed to me this affront to human dignity.

That's quite possibly the most absurdly stupid thing I've ever seen. It's so densely fucking moronic that spacetime folds around it, creating a singularity upon which the banality of human existence orbits, never dipping below the event horizon into complete entropy but always circling around, trapped near enough to gaze into the abyss of total idiocy and know, but never enough to end it all in an orgy of bullshit.

I'm going to buy 7 of them.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.

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What is soul food anyway?

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

The hell is a hushpuppy?

[Astrolinium]

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

The hell is a hushpuppy?

The warmth of a mother's hug, commonly served as a side at seafood restaurants.

[Erinkita II]

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?

...chicken?

Chickens have no souls.

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

I know what about half those things are, and I want to be surprised by the rest.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

...chicken?

Chickens have no souls.

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

I know what about half those things are, and I want to be surprised by the rest.

And lo and behold, the fried chicken danced.

[Constaniana]

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

The hell is a hushpuppy?

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The hell is a hushpuppy?

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

[Erinkita II]

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

Is it fried in the same oil you used for chicken or something?

[Nude East Ireland]

It's just a microwaveable cooking tray? That seems pretty ordinary to me.


What is soul food anyway?

Basically, southern American cuisine. Fried chicken, chicken fried steak, hushpuppies, collard greens, chitlins, okra, sweet potato pie, that sort of thing.

It comes from the food African American slaves would eat. You see, the diet of the 19th century American was shit, but they gave slaves relatively healthy foods, like collard greens, which helped them get through the day. Slaves had meat, but they burned it so it wouldn't taste so bad.

[Erinkita II]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

[Constaniana]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/mr-folk
Love it and I've never been to Yorkshire

[Agritum]

Mind is blown.

[Astrolinium]

A lump of fried cornmeal, basically.

The French fry's obese, less salty cousin.

They're not bad.

Fuck chicken fried steak, though. Why would you do that to a steak?

Have you ever eaten a chicken fried steak? It's glorious, no matter how much it tastes like heart disease on a plate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/now-then?s=mobile

Disappointed William hasn't used these.