Re:lay (Teenage Magical RP, OOC & Sign-ups) CLOSED

[The Emerald Dragon]

I swear I'm going to collage to a different nation so I can drink sooner

Britain.

[Joshulia]

Not really an option for me, given I'm 22.

23 here

What

I didn't know this

I though you were like 16

[New Cobastheia]

I swear I'm going to collage to a different nation so I can drink sooner

Britain.

Living across and ocean from where I'm at isn't the best idea for me. I'll just go north to Canada, is smoking weed recreationally legal in Canada?

[Aona]

Britain.

Living across and ocean from where I'm at isn't the best idea for me. I'll just go north to Canada, is smoking weed recreationally legal in Canada?

Nope

[The Emerald Dragon]

Britain.

Living across and ocean from where I'm at isn't the best idea for me. I'll just go north to Canada, is smoking weed recreationally legal in Canada?

You can join the military at 16 here, yet you can't drink alcohol until 18. Or drive till 18/17.

[New Cobastheia]

Living across and ocean from where I'm at isn't the best idea for me. I'll just go north to Canada, is smoking weed recreationally legal in Canada?

Nope

Dammit. What about Britan, if so that oeacn doesn't look so big anymore

[Complectuss]

Nope

Dammit. What about Britan, if so that oeacn doesn't look so big anymore

dude just come over here to Colorado.

We got weed

We got psychos who murder people at comic book movies

We have Casa Bonita

[Tarnen]

23 here

What

I didn't know this

I though you were like 16

I look like I'm 18 though lol

[Lord Frieza (Ancient)]

Dammit. What about Britan, if so that oeacn doesn't look so big anymore

dude just come over here to Colorado.

We got weed

We got psychos who murder people at comic book movies

We have Casa Bonita

One of these things is not like the other.

[Aona]

Nope

Dammit. What about Britan, if so that oeacn doesn't look so big anymore

nope

[New Cobastheia]

dude just come over here to Colorado.

We got weed

We got psychos who murder people at comic book movies

We have Casa Bonita

One of these things is not like the other.

I would but Yellowstone freaks me out a bit.
Also it close to toronato valley so...
I am very picky about.
Ah meh it, as long as there's weed I'll be good. And as long is there is a sort of small changes of death. Canada looks good for me. Also I kind of want Canadian Citizenship so Canada I think. Anywhere I go I'm going to end up doing weed if I have the chance, so oh well I hope it becumes legal in like 4 years

[Joshulia]

Dammit. What about Britan, if so that oeacn doesn't look so big anymore

dude just come over here to Colorado.

We got weed

We got psychos who murder people at comic book movies

We have Casa Bonita

Or Texas......

We have

Uh

Heat?

That's cool I guess

Oh, and great Mexican food

[The Emerald Dragon]

Dammit. What about Britan, if so that oeacn doesn't look so big anymore

nope

Tell this to the second part of the IC.

[The Emerald Dragon]

dude just come over here to Colorado.

We got weed

We got psychos who murder people at comic book movies

We have Casa Bonita

Or Texas......

We have

Uh

Heat?

That's cool I guess

Oh, and great Mexican food

Macclesfield..

We have rain?

Silk

Illegal Cannabis. - Seriously, we're the Cannabis Capital of the United Kingdom - named by the newspapers.

[New Cobastheia]

dude just come over here to Colorado.

We got weed

We got psychos who murder people at comic book movies

We have Casa Bonita

Or Texas......

We have

Uh

Heat?

That's cool I guess

Oh, and great Mexican food

When people say Texas I think republicans, when I think republicans I think, oh shit those people that I don't mix all that well with do to reasons.
Also Heat. I live in New England, I prefer the unpredictable cold

Macclesfield.. Maybe

[The Templar High Council]

Charleston South Carolina!

Actually, I lied. I don't want you. Too many pot smoking teens already.

[Joshulia]

Or Texas......

We have

Uh

Heat?

That's cool I guess

Oh, and great Mexican food

When people say Texas I think republicans, when I think republicans I think, oh shit those people that I don't mix all that well with do to reasons.
Also Heat. I live in New England, I prefer the unpredictable cold

Macclesfield.. Maybe

Hurray for the pockets of the government party, Meh, and it's great platform of 'I could probably care less, have some weed and a free abortion'

[The Emerald Dragon]

Or Texas......

We have

Uh

Heat?

That's cool I guess

Oh, and great Mexican food

When people say Texas I think republicans, when I think republicans I think, oh shit those people that I don't mix all that well with do to reasons.
Also Heat. I live in New England, I prefer the unpredictable cold

Macclesfield.. Maybe

http://www.macclesfield-express.co.uk/news/local-news/cannabis-farm-chestergate-macclesfield-public-7125792

Cannabis..

[The Emerald Dragon]

Anyway, I'm going to bed.

I'll post later if the second IC is up.

[New Cobastheia]

When people say Texas I think republicans, when I think republicans I think, oh shit those people that I don't mix all that well with do to reasons.
Also Heat. I live in New England, I prefer the unpredictable cold

Macclesfield.. Maybe

Hurray for the pockets of the government party, Meh, and it's great platform of 'I could probably care less, have some weed and a free abortion'

Is there a place in the world like that? If so where so I can live there?

[Aona]

It'll probably be up tomorrow morning everyone

I'm spending tonight making the wiki pretty for you guys :3

[Joshulia]

Hurray for the pockets of the government party, Meh, and it's great platform of 'I could probably care less, have some weed and a free abortion'

Is there a place in the world like that? If so where so I can live there?

You'll have to deal with a shit ton of college rivalries if you do though......

But seriously, my school paper has abortion ads in it

[Lord Frieza (Ancient)]

It'll probably be up tomorrow morning everyone

I'm spending tonight making the wiki pretty for you guys :3

Well, that's my cue to get drunk and awkwardly grope my girlfriend in hopes of some aggressive cuddling, which will likely fail, and then I will sleep.

[New Cobastheia]

Is there a place in the world like that? If so where so I can live there?

You'll have to deal with a shit ton of college rivalries if you do though......

But seriously, my school paper has abortion ads in it

Consitiring I treat everyone at my school like assholes, including my friends, most of the time. And they treat me the same way. I don't think a shit ton of college rivalries is going to bother me.
I have an example but I'm not sure if i want to share it

[Achidyemay]

Bee tee dubs, guys, this is Jamie's new goddamn trumpet.

You're Goddamned Right it is! *fangirl swoon* (I value my brass instruments over my vehicle, as you can see, I clearly have my priorities in check)

Also:

People have lives outside the internet.

Shocker.

^It is because of this reason that I failed to post Errol's reaction to the things here before the end of the end of the world. Because I have no patients once my work is completed, here it is. If you wait though, it'll prolly be duped over onto part two as well.

Errol had fallen asleep for a majority of the calamity. Now, Errol was reading the "this product was manufactured in Mexico" label on his bed and contemplating how good it is that China doesn't have all of our jobs. We are an equal opportunity outsourcer. This is approximately the same time tragedy hit, naturally, it was the earthquakes fault (*badum tiss*). The tremors in middle America weren't that bad. What was bad was the continents attempt to restore the vast oceans that once covered middle America, or at least that would be how it seemed as tsunamis from the freaking Lake Michigan flattened urban Chicago. Shame the Bulls weren't a swim team. Thankfully, Errol's house was only flooded in four feet of water. In some weird miracle, the power stayed on.

Errol realized this when the earthquake's aftershock hit (he had been sorta drug slumbering through the first wave) and the living room did a large amount more sloshing than usual. The Fever had passed, but he was still all achy when he dragged only the one comforter to the stairwell and noticed that there was indeed a substantial amount of flooding. What he said next is debated by historians as either a statement of his bravery or a statement of his drugged state.
"Huh..."

Back online, he noticed that everyone was complaining about similar tragedies all over. The China industry had suffered the most heavy losses.
Busted was sounding even crazier than he did, which was saying something, but then again it was California.
Then people went along with it, but he still didn't believe them. They might be pulling a prank on him.
Then he caved.

Going through his oldest of trash folders, he opened the file and would've thrown up again if it wasn't for his lack of solid food. It was pretty bad, and this was coming from him. The epileptic-seizure inducing intro was as to be expected from a game of its caliber. He was greeted by the now some-what expected 1.trt. Double-click. Blinding flash. Aloe vera applied to sun burns. Several intense moments of staring at the portal. And one packing/dress up montage set to an upbeat tune for the soundtrack (very important). Fully dressed in his fancy clothes, he applied a scarf and ear muffs and fingerless gloves.

~I~ Magician

Fitting. Thought Errol, raising his hands above his head in a flourish that produced flowers from his right hand and a deck of cards in the other. Then barreled over into a coughing fit as he stumbled through the portal.