Midnight in Moscow, Mk.II [Preliminary Banter]

[The New Lowlands]

red wine is red

france is red

hence communism = red wine

hence red russia = french

hence red russia will surrender in two weeks

If the Trans-Ural Offensive fails badly then Russia will do a France and surrender in a week due to a series of unfortunate events involving Stalin saying 'fuck this shit' and leaving with over half the Red Army, leading to more events.

>getting rid of stalin
>getting rid of commies
10/10 best timeline, germoney wins

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

If the Trans-Ural Offensive fails badly then Russia will do a France and surrender in a week due to a series of unfortunate events involving Stalin saying 'fuck this shit' and leaving with over half the Red Army, leading to more events.

>getting rid of stalin
>getting rid of commies
10/10 best timeline, germoney wins

Germany, Britain wants to talk to you.

Anglo-German meeting, maybe?

[Lunas Legion]

Red Vodka is not wine. Wine is drink of capitalist pigdog-scum. Vodka is fuel in glorious flaming cocktails of revolution.

Also Lunas, what did Makhno say to my telegram?

In two words, fuck you.

With lots of Ho Chi Minh-style stuff about that if you attack me you won't be able to defeat Stalin and Voroshilov.

[The New Lowlands]

>getting rid of stalin
>getting rid of commies
10/10 best timeline, germoney wins

Germany, Britain wants to talk to you.

Anglo-German meeting, maybe?

maybe

[Lunas Legion]

If the Trans-Ural Offensive fails badly then Russia will do a France and surrender in a week due to a series of unfortunate events involving Stalin saying 'fuck this shit' and leaving with over half the Red Army, leading to more events.

>getting rid of stalin
>getting rid of commies
10/10 best timeline, germoney wins

Stalin will reappear in Italy though with most of his army. Well, there or Iraq.

Or somewhere else.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Germany, Britain wants to talk to you.

Anglo-German meeting, maybe?

maybe

Please?

(Why is it so difficult for Britain to socialize with people?)

[The New Lowlands]

>getting rid of stalin
>getting rid of commies
10/10 best timeline, germoney wins

Stalin will reappear in Italy though with most of his army. Well, there or Iraq.

Or somewhere else.

italy makes it a non-issue heuhuehueuhuehueuheuhuehueuheuhe

maybe

Please?

(Why is it so difficult for Britain to socialize with people?)

remember that war you started (treaty says so fgt) where you killed millions of our populace?

yeah our electorate's still pretty upset about that

[Lunas Legion]

Stalin will reappear in Italy though with most of his army. Well, there or Iraq.

Or somewhere else.

italy makes it a non-issue heuhuehueuhuehueuheuhuehueuheuhe

Iraq tho. Dat oil monies.

And Stalin can make anything dangerous. Even Italy.

[Liecthenbourg]

italy makes it a non-issue heuhuehueuhuehueuheuhuehueuheuhe

Iraq tho. Dat oil monies.

And Stalin can make anything dangerous. Even Italy.

What about Andorra?

[Sveltlana]

Also Lunas, what did Makhno say to my telegram?

In two words, fuck you.

With lots of Ho Chi Minh-style stuff about that if you attack me you won't be able to defeat Stalin and Voroshilov.

This man is skilled in the art of diplomacy!

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Please?

(Why is it so difficult for Britain to socialize with people?)

remember that war you started (treaty says so fgt) where you killed millions of our populace?

yeah our electorate's still pretty upset about that

Mkay

[Bujahla]

yey

I will probably send like 50k or so plus a fleet. I am bored and need to do something

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

I will probably send like 50k or so plus a fleet. I am bored and need to do something

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

I should probably do that.

[Senkaku]

I will probably send like 50k or so plus a fleet. I am bored and need to do something

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

Yea but China aint sendin' nothing, so ur probably going to lose because uncivilized. Ur on ur own, barbarians.

[The New Lowlands]

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

Yea but China aint sendin' nothing, so ur probably going to lose because uncivilized. Ur on ur own, barbarians.

no boats for you
*sells U-boots to japan*

[Sveltlana]

I will probably send like 50k or so plus a fleet. I am bored and need to do something

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic.

But I'm sure the scoundrel Columbards will find any way to avoid intervening directly in a conflict while nevertheless striving to achieve their goals.

[Lunas Legion]

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic.

But I'm sure the scoundrel Columbards will find any way to avoid intervening directly in a conflict while nevertheless striving to achieve their goals.

Pull a Gavillo Princip and assassinate Lenin. Without him the Reds go completely to pot even if they do won't the T-U Offensive, since Frunze won't be able to keep the Stalinist and Trotskist factions under control and thus Stalin leaving with his forces happens and then the Whites win.

[Sveltlana]

I don't know if you're being sarcastic.

But I'm sure the scoundrel Columbards will find any way to avoid intervening directly in a conflict while nevertheless striving to achieve their goals.

Pull a Gavillo Princip and assassinate Lenin. Without him the Reds go completely to pot even if they do won't the T-U Offensive, since Frunze won't be able to keep the Stalinist and Trotskist factions under control and thus Stalin leaving with his forces happens and then the Whites win.

That could definitely work, and with your approval, someone could roll an RNG to determine the success of such an operation.

Although Lenin's tragic suicide is such a romantic and novel-friendly alternative.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic.

But I'm sure the scoundrel Columbards will find any way to avoid intervening directly in a conflict while nevertheless striving to achieve their goals.

Can Britain ask for stuff too if you win?

[Sveltlana]

I don't know if you're being sarcastic.

But I'm sure the scoundrel Columbards will find any way to avoid intervening directly in a conflict while nevertheless striving to achieve their goals.

Can Britain ask for stuff too if you win?

Be wary that I have little to offer, although it would depend on what exactly we're talking about.

[Greater Mid West]

We gonna stop reds and we get nothing????

gief deutsch-kolumbien

Germany, how many ships can you sell me?

I'm going to put up four pre-dreadnoughts for sale.

Coolio. Not all are for me, right? XD

[Lunas Legion]

Pull a Gavillo Princip and assassinate Lenin. Without him the Reds go completely to pot even if they do won't the T-U Offensive, since Frunze won't be able to keep the Stalinist and Trotskist factions under control and thus Stalin leaving with his forces happens and then the Whites win.

That could definitely work, and with your approval, someone could roll an RNG to determine the success of such an operation.

Although Lenin's tragic suicide is such a romantic and novel-friendly alternative.

Which will happen if the T-U Offensive fails. Frunze will then ask for surrender terms whilst the Red Army scatters and the Red Baltic Fleet sails for France.

[Senkaku]

Yea but China aint sendin' nothing, so ur probably going to lose because uncivilized. Ur on ur own, barbarians.

no boats for you
*sells U-boots to japan*

I... I thought we were friends! I thought we had something! Fine! We're through! *runs off sobbing*

And return my Jiaozhou Bay before you go!

[Senkaku]

That could definitely work, and with your approval, someone could roll an RNG to determine the success of such an operation.

Although Lenin's tragic suicide is such a romantic and novel-friendly alternative.

Which will happen if the T-U Offensive fails. Frunze will then ask for surrender terms whilst the Red Army scatters and the Red Baltic Fleet sails for France.

Why was the Trans-Ural Offensive ever approved in the first place? It seems pretty doomed.

[Bujahla]

British Expeditionary Force is standard 75k. I'd send that.

I don't know if you're being sarcastic.

But I'm sure the scoundrel Columbards will find any way to avoid intervening directly in a conflict while nevertheless striving to achieve their goals.

Indeed.

Pull a Gavillo Princip and assassinate Lenin. Without him the Reds go completely to pot even if they do won't the T-U Offensive, since Frunze won't be able to keep the Stalinist and Trotskist factions under control and thus Stalin leaving with his forces happens and then the Whites win.

That could definitely work, and with your approval, someone could roll an RNG to determine the success of such an operation.

Although Lenin's tragic suicide is such a romantic and novel-friendly alternative.

I'd be down for that if you are Lunas.

Can Britain ask for stuff too if you win?

Be wary that I have little to offer, although it would depend on what exactly we're talking about.

Kamchatka.