The Academy of Almost Gods: Most of You Will Die(OPEN AGAIN)

[Joshulia]

I'm here.

Waddup, btw, Vizil is gonna win

Well then.

I feel like there's some insane master plan you've always got going on ಠ_ಠ

Because it's true

You wanna put money on that?

Yeah, Karkat's gon be dead

That is also true

[Illan]

You wanna put money on that?

Yeah, Karkat's gon be dead

Ninja fish powers

[Aona]

Well then.

I feel like there's some insane master plan you've always got going on ಠ_ಠ

Because it's true

Yeah, Karkat's gon be dead

That is also true

Hey josh, just curious: Will we ever be not at boring school, where we have cage fights instead of learning math?

[Illan]

Oh did Karkat give me the ol' "Well! What is it?"

oh it's on now boi

[Lavan Tiri]

Mr. Ulia, Moloch kinda threatened Jean.

[Westeastern Dicantia]

Because it's true

That is also true

Hey josh, just curious: Will we ever be not at boring school, where we have cage fights instead of learning math?

Also curious: is altering the rules of math okay whilst attending the class?

[Aona]

Hey josh, just curious: Will we ever be not at boring school, where we have cage fights instead of learning math?

Also curious: is altering the rules of math okay whilst attending the class?

...DO WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAN BEND REALITY
YES

Josh if this ever ends up making coherent sense and is still as entertaining as this you get a gold sticker

[Vesperis]

Ohmygod I leave for a LITTLE WHILE and you guys go insane

[Illan]

Also curious: is altering the rules of math okay whilst attending the class?

...DO WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAN BEND REALITY
YES

Josh if this ever ends up making coherent sense and is still as entertaining as this you get a gold sticker

"Alright students, today we will be learning be learning the theorems of inequality."

*pulls out sledgehammer*

"Who would like to go first?"

[Illan]

Ohmygod I leave for a LITTLE WHILE and you guys go insane

THIS IS JOSH'S DOING.

I HAD NO SAY IN THIS

[Westeastern Dicantia]

...DO WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAN BEND REALITY
YES

Josh if this ever ends up making coherent sense and is still as entertaining as this you get a gold sticker

"Alright students, today we will be learning be learning the theorems of inequality."

*pulls out sledgehammer*

"Who would like to go first?"

I mean, Violet does have science manipulation as a power...

Teacher: *does problem on board* "huh?? this isn't what I got last time..."
Violet: *snicker*
Teacher: *redoes the problem and gets a different answer*
(repeat until bored)

[The Almighty Bob]

Oh did Karkat give me the ol' "Well! What is it?"

oh it's on now boi

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I just gave you the option to rip one of my arms off and then beat me to death with it. TAKE IT.

[The Almighty Bob]

...DO WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAN BEND REALITY
YES

Josh if this ever ends up making coherent sense and is still as entertaining as this you get a gold sticker

"Alright students, today we will be learning be learning the theorems of inequality."

*pulls out sledgehammer*

"Who would like to go first?"

My math teacher is basically that. He's awesome.

[Lavan Tiri]

Ohmygod I leave for a LITTLE WHILE and you guys go insane

Cept me. I was already crazy.

...DO WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO CAN BEND REALITY
YES

Josh if this ever ends up making coherent sense and is still as entertaining as this you get a gold sticker

"Alright students, today we will be learning be learning the theorems of inequality."

*pulls out sledgehammer*

"Who would like to go first?"

*Moloch gets his cattle prod.*

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

[Illan]

Oh did Karkat give me the ol' "Well! What is it?"

oh it's on now boi

(Image)

I just gave you the option to rip one of my arms off and then beat me to death with it. TAKE IT.

*paragon option*: Hell no, I want to be nice.

OR

*renegade option*: Fuck yeah you gonna die.


hmmm.....

[Lavan Tiri]

I just gave you the option to rip one of my arms off and then beat me to death with it. TAKE IT.

*paragon option*: Hell no, I want to be nice.

OR

*renegade option*: Fuck yeah you gonna die.


hmmm.....

*Moloch option*: CATTLE PRODDDDDDD!

[Aona]

*paragon option*: Hell no, I want to be nice.

OR

*renegade option*: Fuck yeah you gonna die.


hmmm.....

*Moloch option*: CATTLE PRODDDDDDD!

*Salty option*: "*insert sarcastic comment here*"

[Illan]

*Moloch option*: CATTLE PRODDDDDDD!

*Salty option*: "*insert sarcastic comment here*"

Salty needs to quit being so salty

[Lavan Tiri]

*Moloch option*: CATTLE PRODDDDDDD!

*Salty option*: "*insert sarcastic comment here*"

Salty is actually my favorite character so far.

[Lavan Tiri]

*Salty option*: "*insert sarcastic comment here*"

Salty needs to quit being so salty

Noooo he needs to balance out Moloch.

[Illan]

Salty needs to quit being so salty

Noooo he needs to balance out Moloch.

Then up the saltiness!

[Lavan Tiri]

Noooo he needs to balance out Moloch.

Then up the saltiness!

Yep.

Seriously, though, Moloch wil reclaim his cattle prod.

[Aona]

*Salty option*: "*insert sarcastic comment here*"

Salty is actually my favorite character so far.

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[Illan]

Come on Moloch, ain't nothing honorable about a nut shot.

[Lavan Tiri]

Come on Moloch, ain't nothing honorable about a nut shot.

But it's funny.