The Academy of Almost Gods: Most of You Will Die(OPEN AGAIN)

by **Joshulia** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:11 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
Joshulia wrote:Still being sent to the psyche ward mate

And Illan, prepare for your fight

He won't like that. And the shrink or whoever won't like the destruction.

Your shrink

Illan wrote:
Joshulia wrote:Still being sent to the psyche ward mate

And Illan, prepare for your fight

What?

Vizil vs Karkat

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:12 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:He won't like that. And the shrink or whoever won't like the destruction.

Your shrink

Illan wrote:
What?

Vizil vs Karkat

......what?

by **Joshulia** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:13 pm

Illan wrote:
Joshulia wrote:Your shrink

Vizil vs Karkat

......what?

Joshulia wrote:
The Almighty Bob wrote:Karkat was rather surprised to find that the kid punched him right in the face after mumbling something inaudible. He hit hard, too. Surprisingly so. Well then. Guess there's only one thing for it. He wound up and delivered the hardest punch he could right into his face. It his him in the nose rather satisfyingly.

"Excessive force is not exactly a virtue in combat." Ralevon seemed to appear from nowhere, he now occupied a spot directly adjacent to Karkat. His black eyes shown with an indescribable emotion as he glanced sideways at Vizil and continued, "Neither is caution, despite what most may say. Each has flaws and each has advantages, one must figure out how balance these two to achieve harmony and, with that, an unmatched combat prowness. Until we can do that, however, I'll have to work with what I've got. "

His hand snaked out and shred between the two students, "You two shall be the combatants of the day. The fight is cage match of sorts where the aim is to incapacitate your enemy at any cost short of death. Winner recieves top marks of the day and loser gets the lowest. Should you refuse to participate you shall serve a detention service and your partner shall take your place. Do you accept?"

by **Lavan Tiri** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:13 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:He won't like that. And the shrink or whoever won't like the destruction.

Your shrink

Illan wrote:
What?

Vizil vs Karkat

Pshh. Only Az and Cthulu really can make Moloch listen.

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:13 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Illan wrote:
......what?

Joshulia wrote:"Excessive force is not exactly a virtue in combat." Ralevon seemed to appear from nowhere, he now occupied a spot directly adjacent to Karkat. His black eyes shown with an indescribable emotion as he glanced sideways at Vizil and continued, "Neither is caution, despite what most may say. Each has flaws and each has advantages, one must figure out how balance these two to achieve harmony and, with that, an unmatched combat prowness. Until we can do that, however, I'll have to work with what I've got. "

His hand snaked out and shred between the two students, "You two shall be the combatants of the day. The fight is cage match of sorts where the aim is to incapacitate your enemy at any cost short of death. Winner recieves top marks of the day and loser gets the lowest. Should you refuse to participate you shall serve a detention service and your partner shall take your place. Do you accept?"

Ah, I missed that.

Goddamn this is a weird fucking math class.

by **Joshulia** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:16 pm

Illan wrote:
Joshulia wrote:

Ah, I missed that.

Goddamn this is a weird fucking math class.

Oi, it's the only math class

by **Joshulia** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:17 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:
Joshulia wrote:Your shrink

Vizil vs Karkat

Pshh. Only Az and Cthulu really can make Moloch listen.

The Archangel of Healing and Protection can't?

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:18 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Illan wrote:
Ah, I missed that.

Goddamn this is a weird fucking math class.

Oi, it's the only math class

So.....MATH CLASS FIGHT CLUB!

by **Lavan Tiri** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:20 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Lavan Tiri wrote:Pshh. Only Az and Cthulu really can make Moloch listen.

The Archangel of Healing and Protection can't?

Well………I meant he's only afraid of Mr. Cereal and Octo-head.

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:27 pm

For real though, I'd really like it if this fight wasn't just a big power wank.

by **The Almighty Bob** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:28 pm

Illan wrote:
Joshulia wrote:Oi, it's the only math class

So.....MATH CLASS FIGHT CLUB!

Let's go, little man.

by **Aona** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:31 pm

The Almighty Bob wrote:
Illan wrote:
So.....MATH CLASS FIGHT CLUB!

Let's go, little man.

Guys I'm okay with all of this right now

I love you all *drunken sob*

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:32 pm

The Almighty Bob wrote:
Illan wrote:
So.....MATH CLASS FIGHT CLUB!

Let's go, little man.

You ain't got shit on me, m80.

1v1 me on rust quick scopes intervention only.

(And I'm actually taller than Karkat

)

by **The Almighty Bob** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:33 pm

Illan wrote:
The Almighty Bob wrote:Let's go, little man.

You ain't got shit on me, m80.

1v1 me on rust quick scopes only

Whoa there m8, you're 2hardcore4me.

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:35 pm

The Almighty Bob wrote:
Illan wrote:
You ain't got shit on me, m80.

1v1 me on rust quick scopes only

Whoa there m8, you're 2hardcore4me.

fucking scrub ill report u my uncle works at infinity ward he will ban u.

For real though, I don't wanna act out a power wank.
JOSH! GET IN HERE!

what should we do.

by **The Almighty Bob** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:38 pm

Illan wrote:
The Almighty Bob wrote:Whoa there m8, you're 2hardcore4me.

fucking scrub ill report u my uncle works at infinity ward he will ban u.

For real though, I don't wanna act out a power wank.
JOSH! GET IN HERE!

what should we do.

Dunno. I TG'd you if you think we should be SECRETIVE *whisper whisper*

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:38 pm

The Almighty Bob wrote:
Illan wrote:
fucking scrub ill report u my uncle works at infinity ward he will ban u.

For real though, I don't wanna act out a power wank.
JOSH! GET IN HERE!

what should we do.

Dunno. I TG'd you if you think we should be SECRETIVE *whisper whisper*

We know.
*slaps handprint on a piece of parchment*

by **Joshulia** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:40 pm

Illan wrote:
The Almighty Bob wrote:Dunno. I TG'd you if you think we should be SECRETIVE *whisper whisper*

We know.
*slaps handprint on a piece of parchment*

I'm here.

Waddup, btw, Vizil is gonna win

by **Aona** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:43 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Illan wrote:
We know.
*slaps handprint on a piece of parchment*

I'm here.

Waddup

eyo josh can my dragon guy look like a human because reasons

by **Aona** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:45 pm

Aona wrote:
Joshulia wrote:I'm here.

Waddup

eyo josh can my dragon guy look like a human because reasons

WAIT NVM BETTER IDEA

by **Illan** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:45 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Illan wrote:
We know.
*slaps handprint on a piece of parchment*

I'm here.

Waddup, btw, Vizil is gonna win

Well then.

I feel like there's some insane master plan you've always got going on ಠ_ಠ

by **Lavan Tiri** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:47 pm

Illan wrote:
Joshulia wrote:I'm here.

Waddup, btw, Vizil is gonna win

Well then.

I feel like there's some insane master plan you've always got going on ಠ_ಠ

That's me. Problem is, my master plan isn't Josh's.

by **The Almighty Bob** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:47 pm

Joshulia wrote:
Illan wrote:
We know.
*slaps handprint on a piece of parchment*

I'm here.

Waddup, btw, Vizil is gonna win

You wanna put money on that?

by **Aona** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:48 pm

The Almighty Bob wrote:
Joshulia wrote:I'm here.

Waddup, btw, Vizil is gonna win

You wanna put money on that?

Yeah, Karkat's gon be dead

by **The Almighty Bob** » Sun Sep 14, 2014 6:49 pm

Aona wrote:
The Almighty Bob wrote:You wanna put money on that?

Yeah, Karkat's gon be dead

Well, he's gonna die anyway. Speaking of which, how are we going to do that, Josh?

The Academy of Almost Gods: Most of You Will Die(OPEN AGAIN)

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