The Academy of Almost Gods: Most of You Will Die(OPEN AGAIN)

[Aona]

annnnnnd you're demoted.

Tarn, you're my new number 2

Woot Woot!

..Shut up, tarn

[Tarnen]

Woot Woot!

..Shut up, tarn

NEVER!

[Utceforp]

Ok. I haven't been posting at all. I was really sick for about a week, then I was really busy afterwards. Oh mighty Joshulia, accept this sacrifice as forgiveness.

*Steals Moloch's fedora and stabs it with Mesoamerican obsidian blade in temple to Joshulia*

Anyway, I left at a good time. (Amina just got her ass handed to her by Sloth, even with her healing powers she's probably going to be unconscious for a while) How much shit have I missed?

Did you just sacrifice a piece of felt

Seriously though I could use an update. How did the fight end? What's happened since?

[Lavan Tiri]

Did you just sacrifice a piece of felt

Seriously though I could use an update. How did the fight end? What's happened since?

The Armies of Hell drove off the Catholics, and now Moloch is fighting Lucifer.

[Tarnen]

Did you just sacrifice a piece of felt

Seriously though I could use an update. How did the fight end? What's happened since?

Okay, lets see everyone except Wrath I believe died (Sins I mean, and a few students) we rushed into a barn as the Catholic Church surrounded us and now we are on our way to France, from Romania were at the airport now in line waiting to board the plane.

[Utceforp]

Seriously though I could use an update. How did the fight end? What's happened since?

Okay, lets see everyone except Wrath I believe died (Sins I mean, and a few students) we rushed into a barn as the Catholic Church surrounded us and now we are on our way to France, from Romania were at the airport now in line waiting to board the plane.

Wait actually this is what's happening?

[Aona]

Okay, lets see everyone except Wrath I believe died (Sins I mean, and a few students) we rushed into a barn as the Catholic Church surrounded us and now we are on our way to France, from Romania were at the airport now in line waiting to board the plane.

Wait actually this is what's happening?

You know it
you thought logic existed? Nah m8, the main antagonists are Catholics and rainbow colored gumby beasts.

P2TM, where logic can fuck right off, in the name of a good story for tumblr to latch onto

[Utceforp]

Wait actually this is what's happening?

You know it
you thought logic existed? Nah m8, the main antagonists are Catholics and rainbow colored gumby beasts.

P2TM, where logic can fuck right off, in the name of a good story for tumblr to latch onto

The rainbow beasts thing is a joke right?

Right?

[Lavan Tiri]

Seriously though I could use an update. How did the fight end? What's happened since?

The Armies of Hell drove off the Catholics, and now Moloch is fighting Lucifer.

Utse. Utse.

[Aona]

You know it
you thought logic existed? Nah m8, the main antagonists are Catholics and rainbow colored gumby beasts.

P2TM, where logic can fuck right off, in the name of a good story for tumblr to latch onto

The rainbow beasts thing is a joke right?

Right?

Oh wrath is still alive
you can bet he'll split up again

[Utceforp]

The rainbow beasts thing is a joke right?

Right?

Oh wrath is still alive
you can bet he'll split up again

Oh, when you say rainbow beasts you mean the Sins, okay.

Now, how to justify Amina's absence and get her back into the group...

[Aona]

Oh wrath is still alive
you can bet he'll split up again

Oh, when you say rainbow beasts you mean the Sins, okay.

Now, how to justify Amina's absence and get her back into the group...

She was having a kickass migraine. just stood and stared blankly through the whole thing.

[Lavan Tiri]

Aona, you're making me ship a demonic robot and a chick with wolf heads attached to tentacles for legs.

I'm not sure how to feel about this

Parat loves does tentacles.

[Tarnen]

Aona, you're making me ship a demonic robot and a chick with wolf heads attached to tentacles for legs.

I'm not sure how to feel about this

Parat loves does tentacles.

So he is cheating on the printer in the teacher lounge?

[Lavan Tiri]

Parat loves does tentacles.

So he is cheating on the printer in the teacher lounge?

Nah man. She's cool with it.

Mainly cause she wants tentacle action too.

[Tarnen]

So he is cheating on the printer in the teacher lounge?

Nah man. She's cool with it.

Mainly cause she wants tentacle action too.

I thought she was all about the paper

[Lavan Tiri]

Nah man. She's cool with it.

Mainly cause she wants tentacle action too.

I thought she was all about the paper

Nope.

Too much Japanese porn.

Ravelon printed it all.

[Joshulia]

Sup

[Aona]

I thought she was all about the paper

Nope.

Too much Japanese porn.

Ravelon printed it all.

goddammit i love you all

[Lavan Tiri]

Sup

So Ravelon got the printer onto tentacle porn.

[Lavan Tiri]

Nope.

Too much Japanese porn.

Ravelon printed it all.

goddammit i love you all

If you love me, you'll post Cadifad.

[Utceforp]

I have no idea what to do. I feel like if I read everything that's happened since I last looked at the thread, it'll take so long that new posts will appear faster than I read them, and if I don't I'll make a whole bunch of ridiculous continuity errors.

[Tarnen]

Sup

So Ravelon got the printer onto tentacle porn.

Yes.

I have no idea what to do. I feel like if I read everything that's happened since I last looked at the thread, it'll take so long that new posts will appear faster than I read them, and if I don't I'll make a whole bunch of ridiculous continuity errors.

Well we can help if you make a mistake.

[Joshulia]

Sup

So Ravelon got the printer onto tentacle porn.

Yeah

I have no idea what to do. I feel like if I read everything that's happened since I last looked at the thread, it'll take so long that new posts will appear faster than I read them, and if I don't I'll make a whole bunch of ridiculous continuity errors.

1. Defeated sins
2. Ran away from invading Catholics
3. Arrived at airport
4. In security line

[Utceforp]

So Ravelon got the printer onto tentacle porn.

Yes.

I have no idea what to do. I feel like if I read everything that's happened since I last looked at the thread, it'll take so long that new posts will appear faster than I read them, and if I don't I'll make a whole bunch of ridiculous continuity errors.

Well we can help if you make a mistake.

Okay so we beat the Sins, the Catholic Church kicked us out of the Academy and now we're boarding a plane to France? Also, how did we get to the airport? I need to know, because I want to know whether I can justify Amina's confusion by her being unconscious until everyone got to the airport.