The Academy of Almost Gods: Most of You Will Die(OPEN AGAIN)

[Joshulia]

The Academy Of
Exceeded Human Abilities

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Given and/or Used Name- He goes by Moloch.
Age/Date of Birth-15.
Sex-Male.
Year at School-4*Note: Students tend to attend the academy from around five to eight years*
Personality- Batshit insane, but like Sheogorath in Skyrim: light-hearted.
Brief Biographical Essay of Student's Life and/or Experiences-

Ok, so, first off, he was………born. Blam. Blew your damn mind, didn't I? But the key is, he was born KIM Un Ko, son of KIM Jong Un, and when the proud papa brought baby KIM home, well………bye-bye Pyongyang. After a UN team found the lad, sitting on his dad's ribcage, puking up carrots, they decided to be good people and took him to an orphanage in the south, where he was never adopted. Apparently he scared the parents. And other kids. And the teachers. And trained soldiers. But, in the manner of the crazy, he was oblivious, even to the fact he literally was shut in a rubber room, which he chewed out of, and swam to Ireland, causing The Great Dublin Fire of 2031, and thirteen deaths. After killing the entire Irish police force with a sneeze, Moloch swam on his back to America, where he smelled much cheese, and found the Academy.

Photo and/or Description of Student

Moloch, not with dyed hair.
Species-New God*Note: Should the Academy currently be at war with one's kin, you need not apply
Eye Color-Green.
Hair Color-Dyed Blue.
Height-6'1
Weight-152.2lbs.

Domain and Powers-Domain:Chaos.
Powers: Madness Manipulation.,
Insanity Constructs,
And very minor Chaos Control.
Class-D
Classes Requested-Advanced Weaponry.
Magical Studies.
Spiritual Studies.

Finished!

Hm...I like the character, but did you read the New Gods' description past the domain part? It says they're all 18 or 19 and don't have all that much control over their powers yet.

So if you change that accepted, you can start on a power grid if you'd like

[Lavan Tiri]

Finished!

Hm...I like the character, but did you read the New Gods' description past the domain part? It says they're all 18 or 19 and don't have all that much control over their powers yet.

So if you change that accepted, you can start on a power grid if you'd like

Thing is, he has zero control. None.

[Joshulia]

Hm...I like the character, but did you read the New Gods' description past the domain part? It says they're all 18 or 19 and don't have all that much control over their powers yet.

So if you change that accepted, you can start on a power grid if you'd like

Thing is, he has zero control. None.

So he only accidentally uses the powers mentioned in his app?

If so, the age thing still stands but accepted

[The BaRen]

Fuck it. Haven't even read the Opening Post. But it's a Joshulia RP. It's gonna be good.
I therefore, Tag this mo fo.

[Joshulia]

Fuck it. Haven't even read the Opening Post. But it's a Joshulia RP. It's gonna be good.
I therefore, Tag this mo fo.

Well that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, welcome Ba of Ren

[Lavan Tiri]

Thing is, he has zero control. None.

So he only accidentally uses the powers mentioned in his app?

If so, the age thing still stands but accepted

Not……really. He has little control over his own mind, and that means his emotions and insane thoughts combine to make some weird shit happen.

[Joshulia]

So he only accidentally uses the powers mentioned in his app?

If so, the age thing still stands but accepted

Not……really. He has little control over his own mind, and that means his emotions and insane thoughts combine to make some weird shit happen.

Eh, fine, Acceptimundo

[Jainun]

Taggy tag

Prepare for one of the most badass werewolf you'll ever meet, by the way did you know that in Russian folklore if you were born on December 24th, you were a werewolf and guess my date of birth, go on guess

[Aona]

sup
also jfc Josh this might be the most confusing thing of all time

I love it

[Joshulia]

sup
Also jfc Josh this might be the most confusing thing of all time

I love it

Hello kitten

I know right, I don't get half of the shit I write

Taggy tag

Prepare for one of the most badass werewolf you'll ever meet, by the way did you know that in Russian folklore if you were born on December 24th, you were a werewolf and guess my date of birth, go on guess

August 12th

[Aona]

sup

Hello kitten

Taggy tag

Prepare for one of the most badass werewolf you'll ever meet, by the way did you know that in Russian folklore if you were born on December 24th, you were a werewolf and guess my date of birth, go on guess

August 12th

Expect some regular old human bloke and also Cthulu fuck yes

also how many bottles of scotch do I buy until I can be a teacher ;P

[Joshulia]

Hello kitten

August 12th

Expect some regular old human bloke and also Cthulu fuck yes

also how many bottles of scotch do I buy until I can be a teacher ;P

I saw my grandfather drink some aged scotch once, and he started fucking dying for like ten seconds before getting control.

That man fought in wars and was part of the president's secret service.

Do you have any of those pink drinks with bits of fruit in them?

[Utceforp]

Taggy tag

Prepare for one of the most badass werewolf you'll ever meet, by the way did you know that in Russian folklore if you were born on December 24th, you were a werewolf and guess my date of birth, go on guess

I'm planning on making my character a Ghoul. The inevitable Hyena versus Wolf fight will be pretty cool.

[Aona]

Expect some regular old human bloke and also Cthulu fuck yes

also how many bottles of scotch do I buy until I can be a teacher ;P

I saw my grandfather drink some aged scotch once, and he started fucking dying for like ten seconds before getting control.

That man fought in wars and was part of the president's secret service.

Do you have any of those pink drinks with bits of fruit in them?

Want the ones with the glowy plastic ice cubes?

Like a Bluetini or whatever the hell they're called

[Joshulia]

I saw my grandfather drink some aged scotch once, and he started fucking dying for like ten seconds before getting control.

That man fought in wars and was part of the president's secret service.

Do you have any of those pink drinks with bits of fruit in them?

Want the ones with the glowy plastic ice cubes?

Like a Bluetini or whatever the hell they're called

That'd be great yeah

[Aona]

Want the ones with the glowy plastic ice cubes?

Like a Bluetini or whatever the hell they're called

That'd be great yeah

*pays exorbitantly large amount for like six because there's no goddamn alcohol here jesus christ*

So how about that teacher position

[Joshulia]

That'd be great yeah

*pays exorbitantly large amount for like six because there's no goddamn alcohol here jesus christ*

So how about that teacher position

*takes a single sip and declares that I am drunk now*

Well.......if you make a student as well I may be able to slide a teaching app under the table

[Aona]

*pays exorbitantly large amount for like six because there's no goddamn alcohol here jesus christ*

So how about that teacher position

*takes a single sip and declares that I am drunk now*

Well.......if you make a student as well I may be able to slide a teaching app under the table

hehehehehehehehethnxbby

[Joshulia]

*takes a single sip and declares that I am drunk now*

Well.......if you make a student as well I may be able to slide a teaching app under the table

hehehehehehehehethnxbby

Kk bae

[Jainun]

hehehehehehehehethnxbby

Kk bae

Clearly something beyond mortal comprehension had happened just now

If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go and do mortal things like sleeping...

[Aona]

Kk bae

Clearly something beyond mortal comprehension had happened just now

If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go and do mortal things like sleeping...

We'll be here
just being not mortal

[Joshulia]

Clearly something beyond mortal comprehension had happened just now

If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go and do mortal things like sleeping...

We'll be here
just being not mortal

I remember when I was mortal

It gets old

[Aona]

We'll be here
just being not mortal

I remember when I was mortal

It gets old

I remember when I was mortal

it never happened

I turned you immortal

[Joshulia]

I remember when I was mortal

It gets old

I remember when I was mortal

it never happened

I turned you immortal

You're pale

Can make people immortal

And afraid of the sunlight

I know what you are......

[Vesperis]

-places down a tag and runs for the hills-