Forge of Empires - AH RP [OOC/Open]

[Liecthenbourg]

Bavaria can into protect Likkle Oldenburg from Burgunfroggies?

I can assure you I'll defend all member states of the HRE.

[Sveltlana]

...Neighbour

You're going to invade me...

Perhaps I will.

So what?

[Caltarania]

...Neighbour

You're going to invade me...

Perhaps I will.

So what?

-grabs popcorn-

Also, do you guys wanna know how insane I am? There's no bacon so I am cooking burgers. I have no burger buns so I have to use like loafed bread.

Oh the humanity.

[The New Lowlands]

Perhaps I will.

So what?

-grabs popcorn-

Also, do you guys wanna know how insane I am? There's no bacon so I am cooking burgers. I have no burger buns so I have to use like loafed bread.

Oh the humanity.

The struggle is real.

[Sveltlana]

-grabs popcorn-

Also, do you guys wanna know how insane I am? There's no bacon so I am cooking burgers. I have no burger buns so I have to use like loafed bread.

Oh the humanity.

The struggle is real.

Is it?

[Caltarania]

-grabs popcorn-

Also, do you guys wanna know how insane I am? There's no bacon so I am cooking burgers. I have no burger buns so I have to use like loafed bread.

Oh the humanity.

The struggle is real.

pl0x don8 2 de Ben Rebertz appeal.

The struggle is real.

Is it?

yush

(my parents are caravanning and I'm at home on my own. seriously they must really hate this house or something, not that i am complaining)

[The New Lowlands]

Bavaria can into protect Likkle Oldenburg from Burgunfroggies?

I can assure you I'll defend all member states of the HRE.

Isn't Burgundy in the HRE?

[Caltarania]

I can assure you I'll defend all member states of the HRE.

Isn't Burgundy in the HRE?

Nope.

It has a lot of lands that are a part of it, but it itself is not a member.

[The New Lowlands]

Isn't Burgundy in the HRE?

Nope.

It has a lot of lands that are a part of it, but it itself is not a member.

Well, going by EU4 mechanics, if it's capital is in the Low Countries, it will be.

[Sveltlana]

Is it?

yush

(my parents are caravanning and I'm at home on my own. seriously they must really hate this house or something, not that i am complaining)

wat

You need to set up traps in your house or something.

Do you have a gun? Guns are useful. I used to do archery. I have my bow as protection.

[Rephesus]

...Neighbour

You're going to invade me...

Perhaps I will.

So what?

Meh. We only have 3,000 men. If you really wanted to you'd overrun us pretty quickly.

But then again, you aren't in the HRE, and Oldenburg is.

[Sveltlana]

Meh. We only have 3,000 men. If you really wanted to you'd overrun us pretty quickly.

Just like stepping on a cockroach...

[Rephesus]

Meh. We only have 3,000 men. If you really wanted to you'd overrun us pretty quickly.

Just like stepping on a cockroach...

You'll find that it is very hard to kill a cockroach.

Especially when it lives in a hornet nest.

[Caltarania]

Nope.

It has a lot of lands that are a part of it, but it itself is not a member.

Well, going by EU4 mechanics, if it's capital is in the Low Countries, it will be.

Also going by EU4 mechanics, Burgundy is far too stronk for Bavaria to allow it to join.

(Also when I made the HRE mapping and stuff, I had planned for Burgundy to have it's capital in Dijon or where-ever)

yush

(my parents are caravanning and I'm at home on my own. seriously they must really hate this house or something, not that i am complaining)

wat

You need to set up traps in your house or something.

Do you have a gun? Guns are useful. I used to do archery. I have my bow as protection.

Nah, I just don't go outside.

Meh. We only have 3,000 men. If you really wanted to you'd overrun us pretty quickly.

Just like stepping on a cockroach...

...which is protected by a dinosaur

[Sveltlana]

Just like stepping on a cockroach...

You'll find that it is very hard to kill a cockroach.

Especially when it lives in a hornet nest.

One does not ramble into a hornet nest without a torch, my friend, to drive the buzzards away.

[Caltarania]

You'll find that it is very hard to kill a cockroach.

Especially when it lives in a hornet nest.

One does not ramble into a hornet nest without a torch, my friend, to drive the buzzards away.

-insert well-written comment-

Also, the burgahs are ready. I'd say they are 'meh'-level.

[Rephesus]

You'll find that it is very hard to kill a cockroach.

Especially when it lives in a hornet nest.

One does not ramble into a hornet nest without a torch, my friend, to drive the buzzards away.

I suggest you don't kick it. You never know what's really inside.

Dinosaur

[Sveltlana]

One does not ramble into a hornet nest without a torch, my friend, to drive the buzzards away.

I suggest you don't kick it. You never know what's really inside.

Dinosaur

There's a reason the dinosaurs are dead, my beloved friend.

[Caltarania]

I suggest you don't kick it. You never know what's really inside.

Dinosaur

There's a reason the dinosaurs are dead, my beloved friend.

-Eats popcorn burgers as head moves back and forth between Reph and Svelt, as it would do in a tennis game-

[Reatra]

So my Colonial Power on page 6 makes sense, right?

[Caltarania]

So my Colonial Power on page 6 makes sense, right?

Mhm. Wait for Buj to confirm it.

I see no problem with it, though.

[Rephesus]

I suggest you don't kick it. You never know what's really inside.

Dinosaur

There's a reason the dinosaurs are dead, my beloved friend.

Yes, and that reason sure as hell isn't Burgundy.

[Sveltlana]

There's a reason the dinosaurs are dead, my beloved friend.

Yes, and that reason sure as hell isn't Burgundy.

Agreed.

[Rephesus]

Yes, and that reason sure as hell isn't Burgundy.

Agreed.

That was fun while it lasted.

So right now what would you guys say is the most important port/harbour in the HRE?

[The New Lowlands]

Agreed.

That was fun while it lasted.

So right now what would you guys say is the most important port/harbour in the HRE?

Antwerp.