New Imperialism - AH RP v2.1 [OOC/Signup/Reboot!]

[Caltarania]

Fuck it. No one gets cut. Everyone can have gigantic nations. Everyone can stay. And y'all better. OP China, OP France, GP Britain are all allowed. No cuts. Nothing.

*Sigh* I hope they all compete against each other because if they were childish enough to go on a rant because they didn't want "simple France" or "simple Britain" or "simple Germany" (which at this time they were pretty much the global powers as they are and do not need to get ridiculously larger), they can be childish enough to hate each other.

Oh, fuck you. I could probably go and explain why it's more of a hassle for me to trim territory than you, but I doubt you have the goddamn mental capacity to understand it.

But anyway, it won't matter because I have already decided to leave the RP.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Well, back to business, who is the Grenadine Confederation?

Gibb

I need to talk to Gibb.

Gib! I need you!

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

*Sigh* I hope they all compete against each other because if they were childish enough to go on a rant because they didn't want "simple France" or "simple Britain" or "simple Germany" (which at this time they were pretty much the global powers as they are and do not need to get ridiculously larger), they can be childish enough to hate each other.

Oh, fuck you. I could probably go and explain why it's more of a hassle for me to trim territory than you, but I doubt you have the goddamn mental capacity to understand it.

But anyway, it won't matter because I have already decided to leave the RP.

No need for the insults. I wasn't referring to you specifically.

EDIT: And you can explain yourself if you wish so.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Well, the smaller players are absolutely screwed.

I agree. I think it's absurd. But if people won't negotiate, oh well. Whatever.

Yep, I mean.

Don't get me started on how badly positioned the Slavic Republic is, or the Scandinavians.

I mean, my position isn't great either.

Bordering the Soviets, Chinese, Thirteen Colonies nation, and with the Ottomans less than forty miles away.

@Calt.

You might want to edit that out.

[Valentir]

Of FFS. Who do I have beat to death now?

[Sveltlana]

Of FFS. Who do I have beat to death now?

Certainly not Scandinavia. Scandinavia is behaving like a good girl, don't worry about her.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Of FFS. Who do I have beat to death now?

Calt?

[Valentir]

*Sigh* I hope they all compete against each other because if they were childish enough to go on a rant because they didn't want "simple France" or "simple Britain" or "simple Germany" (which at this time they were pretty much the global powers as they are and do not need to get ridiculously larger), they can be childish enough to hate each other.

Oh, fuck you. I could probably go and explain why it's more of a hassle for me to trim territory than you, but I doubt you have the goddamn mental capacity to understand it.

But anyway, it won't matter because I have already decided to leave the RP.

The USSR will stand with France. I told you this before, you won't be alone in the event of war.

[Chihuahua y Tejas]

New map of Mexico

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

[Liecthenbourg]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

^^

[Valentir]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

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[Liecthenbourg]

New map of Mexico

It's great to see you receded some land, but you stole a province off of me

[The Emerald Dragon]

Oh, fuck you. I could probably go and explain why it's more of a hassle for me to trim territory than you, but I doubt you have the goddamn mental capacity to understand it.

But anyway, it won't matter because I have already decided to leave the RP.

The USSR will stand with France. I told you this before, you won't be alone in the event of war.

Don't come near me and we'll be fine.

@Glitter

He's flamed?

And I haven't seen anyone piss him off.

But anyway, yeah.

Guys (whoever you are) just stop.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Calt, you're screwed over I guess...

[Valentir]

The USSR will stand with France. I told you this before, you won't be alone in the event of war.

Don't come near me and we'll be fine.

@Glitter

He's flamed?

And I haven't seen anyone piss him off.

But anyway, yeah.

Guys (whoever you are) just stop.

I don't even know what nation you are.
And if I do invade you I will establish a Communist Government and then leave.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

I didn't piss him off in any way. However, as I am always guilty in this thread (*nods*) I apologize

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Calt, you're screwed over I guess...

Literally, this is the shit I am talking about.

Of FFS. Who do I have beat to death now?

Calt?

Also this.

Literally you are the one I was talking about.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

I didn't piss him off in any way. However, as I am always guilty in this thread (*nods*) I apologize

Literally that wasn't even about you.

[Liecthenbourg]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

I didn't piss him off in any way. However, as I am always guilty in this thread (*nods*) I apologize

No one has said you.
No need to pretend like you've done something wrong/you're too blame.

[Valentir]

Hey I have a fantastic idea:

How about we all stop trying to piss of Calt either intentionally or unintentionally because it's fucking rude and you know that.

K thanks.

I didn't piss him off in any way. However, as I am always guilty in this thread (*nods*) I apologize

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

I didn't piss him off in any way. However, as I am always guilty in this thread (*nods*) I apologize

Literally that wasn't even about you.

Oh ok, never mind then

Though, really guys, don't ally with each other because that would basically be NATO

[Chihuahua y Tejas]

New map of Mexico

It's great to see you receded some land, but you stole a province off of me

Ik. I was hoping you'd take some land I opened up so I could take that province. Mexico's northern border would look weird without it.

[The Emerald Dragon]

Calt, you're screwed over I guess...

Literally, this is the shit I am talking about.

Calt?

Also this.

Literally you are the one I was talking about.

1.) I was telling him, that someone had reported him.
2.) I thought Valentir meant Calt, so I gave him my answer.
3.) Don't like it, deal with it.

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

I didn't piss him off in any way. However, as I am always guilty in this thread (*nods*) I apologize

No one has said you.
No need to pretend like you've done something wrong/you're too blame.

Well, I still would like to apologize as he exploded over my post.