Dragon Age: Origins [OOC/DISCUSSION/EPILOGUE/Charles Dance]

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:39 am

Unfortunately, these are Ogres of the plot-pattern, which means they lost pretty much everything playing strip poker with the Archdemon and some Broodmothers.

by **The Ik Ka Ek Akai** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:40 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Unfortunately, these are Ogres of the plot-pattern, which means they lost pretty much everything playing strip poker with the Archdemon and some Broodmothers.

Best explanation ever.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:42 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Unfortunately, these are Ogres of the plot-pattern, which means they lost pretty much everything playing strip poker with the Archdemon and some Broodmothers.

Are you sure that they didn't eat some soldiers from Ostagar and shit out weapons?

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:45 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Unfortunately, these are Ogres of the plot-pattern, which means they lost pretty much everything playing strip poker with the Archdemon and some Broodmothers.

Are you sure that they didn't eat some soldiers from Ostagar and shit out weapons?

You answered your own question.
They already shat them out in the form of pure plot.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:47 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Are you sure that they didn't eat some soldiers from Ostagar and shit out weapons?

You answered your own question.
They already shat them out in the form of pure plot.

And with that... we're running to Amaranthine.

by **Sulania** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:48 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:You answered your own question.
They already shat them out in the form of pure plot.

And with that... we're running to Amaranthine.

Should I have told the little urchin to go to Amaranthine instead? I don't think he'd make the journey on 5 silver and 1 copper.

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:51 am

My next post shall be up in the hour.

Running to that hill might be a good idea.

by **Sulania** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:52 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:My next post shall be up in the hour.

Running to that hill might be a good idea.

And here I am running back into town, how stupid am I?

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:53 am

Sulania wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:My next post shall be up in the hour.

Running to that hill might be a good idea.

And here I am running back into town, how stupid am I?

Templar.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:53 am

Sulania wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:And with that... we're running to Amaranthine.

Should I have told the little urchin to go to Amaranthine instead? I don't think he'd make the journey on 5 silver and 1 copper.

No, Amaranthine is for our business venture. Rogue business... you see. Stealing from the nobility by having me become a chamberlain and steal jewels from their bedrooms. Then we'll take it to the Free Marches.

by **Sulania** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:54 am

The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:
Sulania wrote:And here I am running back into town, how stupid am I?

Templar.

Are you saying Templars are stupid?

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 9:56 am

Sulania wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Templar.

Are you saying Templars are stupid?

Overzealous? Yes... Stupid... I don't know.

by **The Ik Ka Ek Akai** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:04 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Sulania wrote:Are you saying Templars are stupid?

Overzealous? Yes... Stupid... I don't know.

There are definitely some stupid templars. Elissia doesn't seem to be stupid, but she does appear to be impulsive.

by **The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:09 am

Sulania wrote:
The Armed Republic of Dutch coolness wrote:Templar.

Are you saying Templars are stupid?

Templars are a special kind of stupid. They're not stupid (or don't have to be, at least

), but they certainly can make some stupid mistakes with their mentality.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:10 am

The Ik Ka Ek Akai wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Overzealous? Yes... Stupid... I don't know.

There are definitely some stupid templars. Elissia doesn't seem to be stupid, but she does appear to be impulsive.

I've told her there's an ogre the size of a house in the Chantry.

by **Asyir** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:12 am

I'm the first one to piss IC, Btw.

by **The Ik Ka Ek Akai** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:17 am

Asyir wrote:I'm the first one to piss IC, Btw.

Can you be so sure?

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:19 am

The Ik Ka Ek Akai wrote:
Asyir wrote:I'm the first one to piss IC, Btw.

Can you be so sure?

Especially since bandit corpses tend to evacuate their bladders and bowels.

by **The Ik Ka Ek Akai** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:20 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
The Ik Ka Ek Akai wrote:
Can you be so sure?

Especially since bandit corpses tend to evacuate their bladders and bowels.

And there might be some unintended consequences of being betrayed and so hastily arrested.

by **Communist Androids** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:21 am

So, I have returned from sleeping. I haven't read the IC yet but I get this strange feeling that important stuff has happened. Maker knows why.

by **Asyir** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:22 am

The Ik Ka Ek Akai wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Especially since bandit corpses tend to evacuate their bladders and bowels.

And there might be some unintended consequences of being betrayed and so hastily arrested.

Well The first to openly say I pissed.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:23 am

Communist Androids wrote:So, I have returned from sleeping. I haven't read the IC yet but I get this strange feeling that important stuff has happened. Maker knows why.

I've had to drag you out of town as to save you from darkspawn.

by **The Ik Ka Ek Akai** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:24 am

Asyir wrote:
The Ik Ka Ek Akai wrote:
And there might be some unintended consequences of being betrayed and so hastily arrested.

Well The first to openly say I pissed.

Unfortunately for comedic potential, Vel didn't have an accident.

by **Communist Androids** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:24 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Communist Androids wrote:So, I have returned from sleeping. I haven't read the IC yet but I get this strange feeling that important stuff has happened. Maker knows why.

I've had to drag you out of town as to save you from darkspawn.

I see. I rather hope you don't mean drag in a literal way.

by **The Serbian Empire** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:27 am

Communist Androids wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:I've had to drag you out of town as to save you from darkspawn.

I see. I rather hope you don't mean drag in a literal way.

Not literally but figuratively. I don't even know if I left my 15 silver in the doomed inn.

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