The Third World War (OOC/Open)

[Monkeykind]

OK, maybe not. But as for the generations thing, we force the North Koreans to participate in sexual acts to increase the numbers of our army.

*Cough* Fascist Italy*Cough*

In that case, you are breaking UN law.

Ah yes, I plan on leaving the UN soon. I plan on building an empire, and they;d just stop me. But I need more power first. Besides, they don't know.

[Azaflaza]

What type of soldier?

After the war, I brainwashed the North Korean populace into accepting my command. Everyone who could fight was brainwashed further and joined my army, being taught to always obey. It's kind of what the North Korean soldiers were, except now they're fighting for me and are equipped with FAR better equipment. The children are taken from birth and only taught about Korea, they never knew North Korea even existed. They are trained to be warriors and join our army. One last thing. The North Koreans are given drugs which act as ultra-powerful painkillers, they pretty much feel nothing. They can also withstand a lot more and become more animal like, tearing through the enemy. Beat THIS Afghanistan.

You just lost Israeli support.

[The New Greek Republic]

OK, maybe not. But as for the generations thing, we force the North Koreans to participate in sexual acts to increase the numbers of our army.

You putting babies in the military?

No. But South Korea is. Look what he's doing to the people of NK!

Y'all basically traded North Korea for North Korea.

[Stallanstan]

Jw why is this all happening in the OOC?

[Jordslag]

OK, maybe not. But as for the generations thing, we force the North Koreans to participate in sexual acts to increase the numbers of our army.

You putting babies in the military?

No. But South Korea is. Look what he's doing to the people of NK!

Y'all basically traded North Korea for North Korea.

Thing is, we don't know that. Next time he takes a step to building his 'Empire', though, I guarantee the UN he will no longer be a part of will easily crush him.

[Benian Republic]

See North Korea was under better rule

[Azaflaza]

You putting babies in the military?



Y'all basically traded North Korea for North Korea.

Thing is, we don't know that. Next time he takes a step to building his 'Empire', though, I guarantee the UN he will no longer be a part of will easily crush him.

There are numerous countries that have troops in NK along with UN officials, he can't hide abuses like this in the modern world.

[Jordslag]

Thing is, we don't know that. Next time he takes a step to building his 'Empire', though, I guarantee the UN he will no longer be a part of will easily crush him.

There are numerous countries that have troops in NK along with UN officials, he can't hide abuses like this in the modern world.

Oh, don't worry. I Guarantee we will find out within the next IC day.

[Monkeykind]

After the war, I brainwashed the North Korean populace into accepting my command. Everyone who could fight was brainwashed further and joined my army, being taught to always obey. It's kind of what the North Korean soldiers were, except now they're fighting for me and are equipped with FAR better equipment. The children are taken from birth and only taught about Korea, they never knew North Korea even existed. They are trained to be warriors and join our army. One last thing. The North Koreans are given drugs which act as ultra-powerful painkillers, they pretty much feel nothing. They can also withstand a lot more and become more animal like, tearing through the enemy. Beat THIS Afghanistan.

You just lost Israeli support.

Thing is, you don't know what I'm doing. Also, you stop giving me support, I'll aid Palestine. Is that what you want?

OK, maybe not. But as for the generations thing, we force the North Koreans to participate in sexual acts to increase the numbers of our army.

You putting babies in the military?

No, I'm taking babies from their parents and brainwashing, teaching and training them so they can join my army when they grow up.

[The New Greek Republic]

Oh my God. this RP is way too unrealistic. Fuck it. I'm leaving.

[Azaflaza]

You just lost Israeli support.

Thing is, you don't know what I'm doing. Also, you stop giving me support, I'll aid Palestine. Is that what you want?

You putting babies in the military?

No, I'm taking babies from their parents and brainwashing, teaching and training them so they can join my army when they grow up.

Dude, its 2014 you can't hide shit like that in a country swarming with other countries troops and has UN officials present. Also Palestine will cease to exist once the invasion of the West Bank goes ahead and if you declare your support for Palestine you will lose favour with America and such.

[Jordslag]

You just lost Israeli support.

Thing is, you don't know what I'm doing. Also, you stop giving me support, I'll aid Palestine. Is that what you want?

You putting babies in the military?

No, I'm taking babies from their parents and brainwashing, teaching and training them so they can join my army when they grow up.

No, thing is, it would be rather easy to find out, as numerous nations have military in your country.

[Jordslag]

Oh my God. this RP is way too unrealistic. Fuck it. I'm leaving.

Um. Bye.

[Azaflaza]

SK your are just being an immature RPer now by pulling a load of Dickish moves. How about you don't turn SK into a retarded state and just do the realistic thing?

[Benian Republic]

I'll aid Israel if it's attacked

[Azaflaza]

I'll aid Israel if it's attacked

Thank you.

[Jordslag]

I'll aid Israel if it's attacked

Thank you.

... And me...

[Monkeykind]

OK Guys, this was a joke. Your reactions were priceless, but now I'm getting too bored. Although I DO plan on building an empire.

[Jordslag]

OK Guys, this was a joke. Your reactions were priceless, but now I'm getting too bored. Although I DO plan on building an empire.

Heh, good luck.

Also, that was an awful joke.

[Monkeykind]

OK Guys, this was a joke. Your reactions were priceless, but now I'm getting too bored. Although I DO plan on building an empire.

Heh, good luck.

Also, that was an awful joke.

Yeah, it was awful.
So, uh...Has Afghanistan left?

[Stallanstan]

OK Guys, this was a joke. Your reactions were priceless, but now I'm getting too bored. Although I DO plan on building an empire.

Heh, good luck.

Also, that was an awful joke.

again why is none of this in IC?

[Kelmet]

I Leave for an hour and south Korea goes full retard.

[Jordslag]

Heh, good luck.

Also, that was an awful joke.

Yeah, it was awful.
So, uh...Has Afghanistan left?

Thanks to you? Yes.

[Monkeykind]

Yeah, it was awful.
So, uh...Has Afghanistan left?

Thanks to you? Yes.

Awesome. He made the proposal and I saw him post things were unrealistic and that he was contemplating leaving.

[Jordslag]

Thanks to you? Yes.

Awesome. He made the proposal and I saw him post things were unrealistic and that he was contemplating leaving.

Post what things that were unrealistic?