New Imperialism - AH RP v1.3 [OOC/Signup]

[Gibberan]

Mexico did into Canada.

The weirdest fuckhuge empire with absolutely no conflicting claims and it's own puppet state.

It's definitely... something.

Looks like someone gave a six year old crayons and a map xD (No offence ofc )

Yep. Hehe...he.....
Oh shit they've caught on to me!

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

I was kidding, Mish.

Edit:

Henry split because he wanted his divorce, something he didn't get because the Holy Roman Emperor was his wife's cousin and was like "no mate you ain't divorcing these two" so Henry was like "fuck you pope I am the pope now" and boom he birthed the Church of England.

[Caltarania]

I was kidding, Mish.

Edit:

Henry split because he wanted his divorce, something he didn't get because the Holy Roman Emperor was his wife's cousin and was like "no mate you ain't divorcing these two" so Henry was like "fuck you pope I am the pope now" and boom he birthed the Church of England.

History of the English Reformation in a nutshell.

[Mishmahig]

I was kidding, Mish.

Eh, after that guy.....I'm not taking any chances. >.>

[Liecthenbourg]

I was kidding, Mish.

Eh, after that guy.....I'm not taking any chances. >.>

Jordslag?
Mhm.

[Caltarania]

I present to you Les Grandes Régions de l'Empire Français!

EDIT; I dungoofed! Better map; http://i.imgur.com/bc4urqb.png

[Mishmahig]

Or never make it Protestant in the first place. Jan Hus and Luther never were successful in Germany.

*shrugs*

That's also possible. Do you have any idea what your borders would be as the HRE or Germanic Thingy?

Probably Germany + most of Eastern Europe.

Need a balance against that BBB. Especially since I'll have no colonies.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Oh good Europe will be like four countries c:

Inb4 Iberia and Scandinavia to make it six.

[Caltarania]

Oh good Europe will be like four countries c:

Inb4 Iberia and Scandinavia to make it six.

+ Italy and Greece and Asia Minor.

[Valentir]

Behold the might of the Soviet Union! Communist Powah!

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Oh good Europe will be like four countries c:

Inb4 Iberia and Scandinavia to make it six.

+ Italy and Greece and Asia Minor.

Okay eight.

[Mishmahig]

+ Italy and Greece and Asia Minor.

Okay eight.

Plus Russia. Nine.

On the plus side, everyone's going to be gunning for France, so the HRE will have its work cut out for it. c:

[The Grand Republic of Hannover]

Mexico did into Canada.

Colombia into colonies?

[Caltarania]

Okay eight.

Plus Russia. Nine.

On the plus side, everyone's going to be gunning for France, so the HRE will have its work cut out for it. c:

-cry-

[Chihuahua y Tejas]

Mexico did into Canada.

Colombia into colonies?

Probs no.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

Mexico did into Canada.

Colombia into colonies?

No get out.

North American nations can't colonize its unrealistic and well kinda majorly stupid.

Okay eight.

Plus Russia. Nine.

On the plus side, everyone's going to be gunning for France, so the HRE will have its work cut out for it. c:

"Everyone"

*remembers Auld Alliance*

[Liecthenbourg]

Les Etats-Unis de Canada et Louisiane
Removed Nova Scotia and Newfoundland, Glitter.

[Caltarania]

Colombia into colonies?

No get out.

North American nations can't colonize its unrealistic and well kinda majorly stupid.

Plus Russia. Nine.

On the plus side, everyone's going to be gunning for France, so the HRE will have its work cut out for it. c:

"Everyone"

*remembers Auld Alliance*

L'Entente Cordial?

[Mishmahig]

"Everyone"

*remembers Auld Alliance*

Most.

Speaking of which, without England, how was Napoleon defeated?

[Caltarania]

"Everyone"

*remembers Auld Alliance*

Most.

Speaking of which, without England, how was Napoleon defeated?

He wasn't.

[Liecthenbourg]

Most.

Speaking of which, without England, how was Napoleon defeated?

He wasn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g

[Mishmahig]

Most.

Speaking of which, without England, how was Napoleon defeated?

He wasn't.

That's incompatible with any Germanic player.

Napoleon effective defeated, neutralized, and then puppeted huge swathes of Germany.

I don't see him letting a centralized Germany survive relatively unscathed, let alone growing further.

[Caltarania]

He wasn't.

That's incompatible with any Germanic player.

Napoleon effective defeated, neutralized, and then puppeted huge swathes of Germany.

I don't see him letting a centralized Germany survive relatively unscathed, let alone growing further.

He lost land to the HRE at the end of the war, but I mean I plan for the wars to end well before 1815 with an uneasy peace that lasts, maybe until, 1900 when there is a possible Great War.

[Mishmahig]

That's incompatible with any Germanic player.

Napoleon effective defeated, neutralized, and then puppeted huge swathes of Germany.

I don't see him letting a centralized Germany survive relatively unscathed, let alone growing further.

He lost land to the HRE at the end of the war, but I mean I plan for the wars to end well before 1815 with an uneasy peace that lasts, maybe until, 1900 when there is a possible Great War.

How did he lose land to the HRE without being defeated utterly?

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

He lost land to the HRE at the end of the war, but I mean I plan for the wars to end well before 1815 with an uneasy peace that lasts, maybe until, 1900 when there is a possible Great War.

How did he lose land to the HRE without being defeated utterly?

The British came in and "liberated" it from him, sure.