New Imperialism - AH RP v1.3 [OOC/Signup]

[Caltarania]

History isn't fair, but this isn't actual history.

And in actual history the French Empire fell twice. So. Let's not use actual history to justify our actions now c:

It should be realistic, though. Real life is not fair.

Eh, a surviving Boney Empire is hella more realistic than a lot of nations in alt histories.

History isn't fair though. Eh I concede. But I mean seriously.



La Grande Alliance de l'Egalité!

I'm joking. Wait until god-knows-when we do this. If we do this.

Do what? Sex?

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

I'm joking. Wait until god-knows-when we do this. If we do this.

Wouldn't a potential reboot be at least a month, possibly even farther, away?

[Schweinehund]

I will be border-inflated Romania.

[Aldelxane]

So what has been discussed while I was offline?

[Liecthenbourg]

I am highly interested in this RPeth of which you speaketh.

[Mishmahig]

I will be border-inflated Romania.

How about something other than Romania? Perhaps Germany, England, Scandinavia, Hispania, China, Japan, India, various American nations? Ja?

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

I think we should wait until we get an OOC thread before we start asking to be nations c:

[Caltarania]

I will be border-inflated Romania.

How about something other than Romania? Perhaps Germany, England, Scandinavia, Hispania, China, Japan, India, various American nations? Ja?

-Correct Terminology Intensifies-

[Mishmahig]

How about something other than Romania? Perhaps Germany, England, Scandinavia, Hispania, China, Japan, India, various American nations? Ja?

-Correct Terminology Intensifies-

Oh, sorry.

The United Kingdom of Great England* or the English Empire* or the English Isles*

Sorry about using the wrong phrase, Calt.

[Caltarania]

-Correct Terminology Intensifies-

Oh, sorry.

The United Kingdom of Great England* or the English Empire* or the English Isles*

Sorry about using the wrong phrase, Calt.

I swear to the god I don't believe in that I will find you and I will kill you.

Where you from, Mish? For a totally unrelated reason.

[Valentir]

-Correct Terminology Intensifies-

Oh, sorry.

The United Kingdom of Great England* or the English Empire* or the English Isles*

Sorry about using the wrong phrase, Calt.

[Mishmahig]

Oh, sorry.

The United Kingdom of Great England* or the English Empire* or the English Isles*

Sorry about using the wrong phrase, Calt.

I swear to the god I don't believe in that I will find you and I will kill you.

Where you from, Mish? For a totally unrelated reason.

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

[Liecthenbourg]

I swear to the god I don't believe in that I will find you and I will kill you.

Where you from, Mish? For a totally unrelated reason.

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Costa del Sol?

[Valentir]

I swear to the god I don't believe in that I will find you and I will kill you.

Where you from, Mish? For a totally unrelated reason.

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Because that narrows it down so much.

[Mishmahig]

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Costa del Sol?

Not sure how you got that.

[The Kingdom of Glitter]

If you think Mish is bad you should see what Americans call it without doing it intentionally.

[Caltarania]

I swear to the god I don't believe in that I will find you and I will kill you.

Where you from, Mish? For a totally unrelated reason.

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Oh, you mean the United States of Dakota? Lovely place, that.

Or do you mean the Commonwealth of British Columbia? The Commonwealth of New South Wales, maybe? The Realm of Auckland?

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Costa del Sol?

lulalulalul

I'm going there on Friday, incidentally.

If you think Mish is bad you should see what Americans call it without doing it intentionally.

You mean Dakotans?

[Liecthenbourg]

Costa del Sol?

Not sure how you got that.

It's a joke.
There's a large amount of British people who have Summer homes in that area of Spain.

[Susria]

Are we able to still claim areas within this thread -- Even if it is undergoing a reboot?

[Liecthenbourg]

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Oh, you mean the United States of Dakota? Lovely place, that.

Or do you mean the Commonwealth of British Columbia? The Commonwealth of New South Wales, maybe? The Realm of Auckland?

Costa del Sol?

lulalulalul

I'm going there on Friday, incidentally.

You are?
Good, I shall hunt you down and proceed to place a knife to your throat. Then throw it away and congratulate you on what an awesome RP "Dieu" is.

[Mishmahig]

Somewhere outside of the English Isles, but settled by the English.

Oh, you mean the United States of Dakota? Lovely place, that.

Or do you mean the Commonwealth of British Columbia? The Commonwealth of New South Wales, maybe? The Realm of Auckland?

United States of Dakota, yup!

Although I like to change it up by saying United States of Idaho or Montana sometimes.

To be fair, though, they were settled by Germans and Irish more than the English from the English Empire....

[Caltarania]

Oh, you mean the United States of Dakota? Lovely place, that.

Or do you mean the Commonwealth of British Columbia? The Commonwealth of New South Wales, maybe? The Realm of Auckland?



lulalulalul

I'm going there on Friday, incidentally.

You are?
Good, I shall hunt you down and proceed to place a knife to your throat. Then throw it away and congratulate you on what an awesome RP "Dieu" is.

Ah. Uhm. Uhr.

Yeah, I don't actually go outside so that might be a problem

I'm going a place called Puerto Decaza, though. Near Malaga. My Spanish is a little rusty, and I fucking hate hot weather, but my parents are forcing me to go so eh xD

[Liecthenbourg]

You are?
Good, I shall hunt you down and proceed to place a knife to your throat. Then throw it away and congratulate you on what an awesome RP "Dieu" is.

Ah. Uhm. Uhr.

Yeah, I don't actually go outside so that might be a problem

I'm going a place called Puerto de Decaza, though. Near Malaga. My Spanish is a little rusty, and I fucking hate hot weather, but my parents are forcing me to go so eh xD

Mhm.

Does a crowbar not ring a bell to you?

Ah, you are? Good, makes my location hunting a bit easier. Look for an English fellow in Southern Spain who has rusty Spanish and complains about the weather.

Fuck.

[Caltarania]

Ah. Uhm. Uhr.

Yeah, I don't actually go outside so that might be a problem

I'm going a place called Puerto de Decaza, though. Near Malaga. My Spanish is a little rusty, and I fucking hate hot weather, but my parents are forcing me to go so eh xD

Mhm.

Does a crowbar not ring a bell to you?

Ah, you are? Good, makes my location hunting a bit easier. Look for an English fellow in Southern Spain who has rusty Spanish and complains about the weather.

Fuck.

It'll be made harder by my constant staying-in-my-apartment-because-it-actually-has-air-conditioning... ness.

Oh, you mean the United States of Dakota? Lovely place, that.

Or do you mean the Commonwealth of British Columbia? The Commonwealth of New South Wales, maybe? The Realm of Auckland?

United States of Dakota, yup!

Although I like to change it up by saying United States of Idaho or Montana sometimes.

To be fair, though, they were settled by Germans and Irish more than the English from the English Empire....

I mean only like I think 13% of Dakotans are from British origin so I guess that makes sense.

[Liecthenbourg]

Mhm.

Does a crowbar not ring a bell to you?

Ah, you are? Good, makes my location hunting a bit easier. Look for an English fellow in Southern Spain who has rusty Spanish and complains about the weather.

Fuck.

It'll be made harder by my constant staying-in-my-apartment-because-it-actually-has-air-conditioning... ness.

The only solution?
Raid all the apartments in that area of Spain.