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What is my current level of sanity?

You should be locked up.
9
15%
How did you escape the asylum?
14
24%
Why are you doing this to us?
8
14%
God save us everyone.
28
47%
 
Total votes : 59

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:07 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:No- I mean that there should be Walkers there already.

And the major superpowers need to team up to stop him.

YES!

But really- imagine your Spanish South Africans defending against an approaching menace from the South as the Ottomans and Portuguese are forced to put aside old grudges.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:08 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:YES!

But really- imagine your Spanish South Africans defending against an approaching menace from the South as the Ottomans and Portuguese are forced to put aside old grudges.

And then I team up with the White Walkers and fuck them both.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:11 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:But really- imagine your Spanish South Africans defending against an approaching menace from the South as the Ottomans and Portuguese are forced to put aside old grudges.

And then I team up with the White Walkers and fuck them both.

Then the White Walkers turn out to be servants of the Swedish.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:12 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And then I team up with the White Walkers and fuck them both.

Then the White Walkers turn out to be servants of the Swedish.

Remember how Norway was conquered by Denmark and trapped on Iceland, then Danish Norway was conquered by Riga?

Riga is no more; in fact, neither is Denmark or Norway.

There is only Sweden.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:21 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Then the White Walkers turn out to be servants of the Swedish.

Remember how Norway was conquered by Denmark and trapped on Iceland, then Danish Norway was conquered by Riga?

Riga is no more; in fact, neither is Denmark or Norway.

There is only Sweden.

Paradox Interactive is Swedish.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:23 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Remember how Norway was conquered by Denmark and trapped on Iceland, then Danish Norway was conquered by Riga?

Riga is no more; in fact, neither is Denmark or Norway.

There is only Sweden.

Paradox Interactive is Swedish.

Yes, I figured.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:24 am

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portuguese_South_African

To note this did happen in the real world.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:27 am

One nice thing about the way I'm organizing the writing for this novel (each chapter is a separate Word document, named according to a system to keep things organized) is that if I need to I can start writing important future scenes now very easily and not get things muddled. I'm simultaneously working on the prologue to volume 1, the first chapter of volume 1, and the epilogue to volume 2.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:29 am

Astrolinium wrote:One nice thing about the way I'm organizing the writing for this novel (each chapter is a separate Word document, named according to a system to keep things organized) is that if I need to I can start writing important future scenes now very easily and not get things muddled. I'm simultaneously working on the prologue to volume 1, the first chapter of volume 1, and the epilogue to volume 2.

I've already got some stuff written beforehand, but I'm trying to take mine largely in order.

Because I don't frankly know what happens, for the most part.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:34 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:One nice thing about the way I'm organizing the writing for this novel (each chapter is a separate Word document, named according to a system to keep things organized) is that if I need to I can start writing important future scenes now very easily and not get things muddled. I'm simultaneously working on the prologue to volume 1, the first chapter of volume 1, and the epilogue to volume 2.

I've already got some stuff written beforehand, but I'm trying to take mine largely in order.

Because I don't frankly know what happens, for the most part.


I have a lot of stuff like that, but I also know a lot more of the plot than I'm used to. It makes me hopeful.
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Postby Agritum » Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:40 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://m.bbc.com/news/world-europe-28080237

"A bizarre and unwonted emotion has been sweeping France these last few days. It's called happiness."

...That sums it up, yeah.

Though Europe in general does not do "happiness".

Last time France won, with a team of predominantly Arab and Black players, race relations improved significantly.

The WC is /that/ powerful.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:54 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKhlJIAhew

"The English language begins with the phrase "Up yours, Caesar.""

"Chapter VIII: American English, or Not English But Somewhere In The Ball Park"
Last edited by Nationstatelandsville on Mon Jun 30, 2014 5:54 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:50 am

"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 6:52 am

"I share many haggis producers' disappointment that American diners are currently unable to enjoy the taste of Scotland's wonderful national dish in their own country."

You twisted motherfucker.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:57 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfKhlJIAhew

"The English language begins with the phrase "Up yours, Caesar.""

"Chapter VIII: American English, or Not English But Somewhere In The Ball Park"

That had made me laugh.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 7:59 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Chapter VIII: American English, or Not English But Somewhere In The Ball Park"

That had made me laugh.

This language can only get fucked even worse.

On the other hand, as I was just talking to Astro about, we can only fuck right back.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:41 am

An EUIV tip; don't ever, ever let a war leader negotiate for you.

Take the example of the Chickasaw. Despite being allied with the Portuguese and the Iroquois, they made the mistake of allying with the Shawnee. I declared war on the Shawnee and thus invaded the Chickasaw.

At the end of the war, the Shawnee gladly sold both of the Chickasaw territories for 20% warscore so as to prevent me swallowing the Shawnee entirely. Normally, taking complete control of Chickasaw territories would take 100%, but because the Shawnee are pricks, I had 80% warscore left to use in fucking them.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:44 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That had made me laugh.

This language can only get fucked even worse.

On the other hand, as I was just talking to Astro about, we can only fuck right back.

I can't wait for more Hindi and Mandarin to enter your vernacular.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:46 am

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:This language can only get fucked even worse.

On the other hand, as I was just talking to Astro about, we can only fuck right back.

I can't wait for more Hindi and Mandarin to enter your vernacular.

Oh, America is getting fucked from three fronts; India, China, and Mexico.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:47 am

Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:49 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I can't wait for more Hindi and Mandarin to enter your vernacular.

Oh, America is getting fucked from three fronts; India, China, and Mexico.

Good.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:51 am

Alas!

The Irish Americas are under attack from Portugal. Those assholes.

Nude East Ireland wrote:http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=278853332

This made me very happy.

"Wife: We don't like talk about her."
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:55 am

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=278853332

This made me very happy.

"Wife: We don't like talk about her."

I've found her little profile, though it says she was married to some other, less ambitious Scottish asshole. Though it's all accurate; he never did have a son, only a stepson.

Update on Malsnectan; he still technically holds his titles, Duke of Moray and 'King of Scotland'. Though neither hold any power, since Malcolm himself is now Earl of Moray and reigning King of Scotland. Malsnectan has a regent - the Bishop of Rosemarkie - though I doubt anything will come of it.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

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Postby Rupudska » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:01 am

I do believe the ESPN announcer just made a Game of Thrones reference.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Mon Jun 30, 2014 9:02 am

Rupudska wrote:I do believe the ESPN announcer just made a Game of Thrones reference.

The Nigerians, historically, love that shit after all.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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