Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I read up to the bit with the Hellicorn, then skimmed through a bit of the bro fight, before simply giving up.

This oneshot is too violent for Const's pure Mormon sensibilities.

Const doesn't read Elfen High, he just fills in the blanks with his head.

Anyway, Zark, give me a summary and I'll put it in the oneshot list.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I do like that we said that Crowley's original form was Peter Capaldi.

Judging by how Doctor Who is going, I may just make that his default form.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I do like that we said that Crowley's original form was Peter Capaldi.

Judging by how Doctor Who is going, I may just make that his default form.

No, Crowley is an asshole in a completely different way from Twelve.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I do like that we said that Crowley's original form was Peter Capaldi.

Judging by how Doctor Who is going, I may just make that his default form.

No, Crowley is an asshole in a completely different way from Twelve.

But Peter Capaldi drinking with a goddamn robot on a hot-air balloon.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Thinking forward to next week's episode, it occurs to me that Crowley probably either loathed or loved Robin Hood.

I can't decide exactly which.

[Constaniana]

This oneshot is too violent for Const's pure Mormon sensibilities.

Const doesn't read Elfen High, he just fills in the blanks with his head.

Anyway, Zark, give me a summary and I'll put it in the oneshot list.

Azazel brought London down into Hell and sent the residents on an extended Caribbean cruise, and the Fae are playing very intense rugby with everyone else right now.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Thinking forward to next week's episode, it occurs to me that Crowley probably either loathed or loved Robin Hood.

I can't decide exactly which.

Probably neither, given that the guy either didn't exist or was just some fuck who stole things on the occasion.

Const doesn't read Elfen High, he just fills in the blanks with his head.

Anyway, Zark, give me a summary and I'll put it in the oneshot list.

Azazel brought London down into Hell and sent the residents on an extended Caribbean cruise, and the Fae are playing very intense rugby with everyone else right now.

"Playing very intense rugby" is a euphemism for very dark shit in the Fae world.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Thinking forward to next week's episode, it occurs to me that Crowley probably either loathed or loved Robin Hood.

I can't decide exactly which.

Probably neither, given that the guy either didn't exist or was just some fuck who stole things on the occasion.

Are we really saying that Robin Hood is the thing that breaks Elfen High's suspension of disbelief?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Probably neither, given that the guy either didn't exist or was just some fuck who stole things on the occasion.

Are we really saying that Robin Hood is the thing that breaks Elfen High's suspension of disbelief?

Yes.

Little John was totally real, though.

[Constaniana]

Thinking forward to next week's episode, it occurs to me that Crowley probably either loathed or loved Robin Hood.

I can't decide exactly which.

Probably neither, given that the guy either didn't exist or was just some fuck who stole things on the occasion.

Azazel brought London down into Hell and sent the residents on an extended Caribbean cruise, and the Fae are playing very intense rugby with everyone else right now.

"Playing very intense rugby" is a euphemism for very dark shit in the Fae world.

And by that we mean their crossword puzzle tournaments.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

NEI, I'll say that Damien and his passengers reached the auditorium. You can detail the process of how they got there in your next post. I'd like to have a load of people in the auditorium for my next post.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Thinking forward to next week's episode, it occurs to me that Crowley probably either loathed or loved Robin Hood.

I can't decide exactly which.

Probably neither, given that the guy either didn't exist or was just some fuck who stole things on the occasion.

Azazel brought London down into Hell and sent the residents on an extended Caribbean cruise, and the Fae are playing very intense rugby with everyone else right now.

"Playing very intense rugby" is a euphemism for very dark shit in the Fae world.

Playing very intense rugby is very dark shit in our world.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Probably neither, given that the guy either didn't exist or was just some fuck who stole things on the occasion.


"Playing very intense rugby" is a euphemism for very dark shit in the Fae world.

And by that we mean their crossword puzzle tournaments.

Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what the Fae would see as evil.

Boredom, stagnation, those are the things they hate most.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And by that we mean their crossword puzzle tournaments.

Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what the Fae would see as evil.

Boredom, stagnation, those are the things they hate most.

Leviathan, on the other hand, just wishes everyone would shut the fuck up so he can figure out a six letter word for "A fire-breathing creature quite common in both Eastern and Western mythology."

[Constaniana]

And by that we mean their crossword puzzle tournaments.

Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what the Fae would see as evil.

Boredom, stagnation, those are the things they hate most.

I know how to beat the Fae now. Trap them in a DMV, and play poker tournaments on TV sets strategically placed throughout the waiting room. The Fae would be unable to take the strain and commit mass suicide.

[Nationstatelandsville]

And by that we mean their crossword puzzle tournaments.

Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what the Fae would see as evil.

Boredom, stagnation, those are the things they hate most.

Actually, in that light, everything they do makes sense; it isn't insanity, it's a childlike hunt for entertainment without regard for life or morality.

Think about what they are. They're a people that, collectively, transcended all of existence, witnessed it in its entirety - and, in doing so, completely lost their ability to create on their own. They're parasites. Everything they have, artistically and culturally, is stolen from humans. That is why they played G's game, to amuse themselves. Oberon is the sole exception and, in his actions, would actually bring an end to the Fae's way of life; but they're too shortsighted and high on adrenaline to notice.

And that's why they hated the Ancients so much - because they were able to start anew and return to their roots. It was jealously.

Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what the Fae would see as evil.

Boredom, stagnation, those are the things they hate most.

Leviathan, on the other hand, just wishes everyone would shut the fuck up so he can figure out a six letter word for "A fire-breathing creature quite common in both Eastern and Western mythology."

The Only is like his annoying child he sent off to summer camp so that he could have a month to himself.

[Constaniana]

Come to think of it, that's probably exactly what the Fae would see as evil.

Boredom, stagnation, those are the things they hate most.

Leviathan, on the other hand, just wishes everyone would shut the fuck up so he can figure out a six letter word for "A fire-breathing creature quite common in both Eastern and Western mythology."

[Astrolinium]

I enjoy worldbuilding religion for my novel. The Aparatan religion, for example, has eight virtues: Bravery in Battle (the Lion Virtue), Patience in Misfortune (the Snake Virtue), Loyalty to One's Fellows (the Dog Virtue), Respect for One's Elders (the Tortoise Virtue), Generosity towards the Needy (the Hare Virtue), Hospitality towards the Wayfarer (the Ewe Virtue), Persistence in Revenge (the Mongoose Virtue), and Openness in Love (the Doe Virtue).

These eight virtues say quite a lot about the base culture on which the various other ones in my novel are built.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

This oneshot is too violent for Const's pure Mormon sensibilities.

Const doesn't read Elfen High, he just fills in the blanks with his head.

Anyway, Zark, give me a summary and I'll put it in the oneshot list.

A demon remembers the past.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.freelanceacademypress.com/pdf/EconomyArticle.pdf

This world has nerds.

Mind, I googled "Westeros economics".

Finally got around to reading this.

Tywin's true strength, hidden though it was, was masterful economic management. (Also, ignoring Cersei whenever possible.)

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://www.freelanceacademypress.com/pdf/EconomyArticle.pdf

This world has nerds.

Mind, I googled "Westeros economics".

Finally got around to reading this.

Tywin's true strength, hidden though it was, was masterful economic management. (Also, ignoring Cersei whenever possible.)

Hidden?

I thought he had a reputation for shitting gold.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I thought of making the post longer, but it didn't seem necessary. No point forcing more than needed.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Finally got around to reading this.

Tywin's true strength, hidden though it was, was masterful economic management. (Also, ignoring Cersei whenever possible.)

Hidden?

I thought he had a reputation for shitting gold.

There's a difference in having gold and using it correctly.

Take Robert.

EDIT: Oh, hello there! I see you're reading this old page. Perhaps you've missed some things and are trying to catch up on the OOC before the IC? Well, stop. Stop right the fuck now and go catch up on the IC first. Here be dragons, and spoilers.

You'll thank me later.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(reads IC)

LAUNCH THE SHIT CANNONS!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Hidden?

I thought he had a reputation for shitting gold.

There's a difference in having gold and using it correctly.

Take Robert.

I realize.

Eh, fair point anyway.