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What is my current level of sanity?

You should be locked up.
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How did you escape the asylum?
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Why are you doing this to us?
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God save us everyone.
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Total votes : 59
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:03 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"No, Ghost Henry VIII, you cannot marry my sick mother!"

"How was your day?"

"Oh, I just found a 200 pound wooden penis on my car."

"I'm sorry. You thought 'dildo'. No, I mean, an actual penis."

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:If I want to expand into Australia, I'm gonna' need to use Madagascar as one of a chain of intermediates - which means building a border with Mutapa and Mozambique, two Sunni nations. As Sunnis, they are more or less slaves to the Ottomans, who look like this and want very desperately to see me dead.

I can't help but feel the Ottomans are going to be the final boss of this game.

Ukraine is smaller than you built it up to be.

It's not large - it's the fact it controls Russia.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:06 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:If I want to expand into Australia, I'm gonna' need to use Madagascar as one of a chain of intermediates - which means building a border with Mutapa and Mozambique, two Sunni nations. As Sunnis, they are more or less slaves to the Ottomans, who look like this and want very desperately to see me dead.

I can't help but feel the Ottomans are going to be the final boss of this game.

There it is; Savoy, the most important nation in the world.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:10 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:If I want to expand into Australia, I'm gonna' need to use Madagascar as one of a chain of intermediates - which means building a border with Mutapa and Mozambique, two Sunni nations. As Sunnis, they are more or less slaves to the Ottomans, who look like this and want very desperately to see me dead.

I can't help but feel the Ottomans are going to be the final boss of this game.

There it is; Savoy, the most important nation in the world.

Yeah, they're currently trying to take over Milanese Mantua.

Naturally, that lead to a minor world war between myself (and Venice) and Italy (as well as some German states), which crashed my coffers and got Girona besieged. In fact, it seems most of the enemy armies spent their time fucking with me while Savoy quietly besieged all of Milan - this would make sense, since I blockaded all of their ports with ease.

As soon as I could, I gave Milan some money to fuck off and call off the Palatinate.

Savoy might actually win, though. I don't know, and I don't gave a single damn.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:13 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"No, Ghost Henry VIII, you cannot marry my sick mother!"

"How was your day?"

"Oh, I just found a 200 pound wooden penis on my car."

I want to see a world operating under Zaltzman logic.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:52 pm

http://www.vox.com/2014/6/25/5842080/if ... ted-states

"If you wanted to make it proportional to the size of America's population, the figure would be even more staggering. Syria had a pre-war population of roughly 22 million; the equivalent to 160,000 dead Syrians percentage-wise would be 2.3 million dead Americans. That's about twice the number of Americans who died in the Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korea, and Vietnam combined."

Well.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:53 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.vox.com/2014/6/25/5842080/if-syria-war-united-states

"If you wanted to make it proportional to the size of America's population, the figure would be even more staggering. Syria had a pre-war population of roughly 22 million; the equivalent to 160,000 dead Syrians percentage-wise would be 2.3 million dead Americans. That's about twice the number of Americans who died in the Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korea, and Vietnam combined."

Well.

Motherfuck.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:02 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:http://www.vox.com/2014/6/25/5842080/if-syria-war-united-states

"If you wanted to make it proportional to the size of America's population, the figure would be even more staggering. Syria had a pre-war population of roughly 22 million; the equivalent to 160,000 dead Syrians percentage-wise would be 2.3 million dead Americans. That's about twice the number of Americans who died in the Civil War, World War I, World War II, Korea, and Vietnam combined."

Well.

Motherfuck.

It's a shitty, shitty, shitty scenario over there.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:14 pm

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28059445

"Costa Rica's progression to the very last stages of the World Cup would be wonderfully romantic. The USA's would be deeply troublesome. They don't deserve it, not for at least another 48 years. They haven't suffered enough."

This man perfectly sums up the British (and Indian) mindset on things.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:19 pm

I wish there was in option in any of these strategy games that let your nation host and compete in the World Cup.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:19 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:I wish there was in option in any of these strategy games that let your nation host and compete in the World Cup.

Fuck yes.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:20 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:I wish there was in option in any of these strategy games that let your nation host and compete in the World Cup.

Soccer doesn't exist yet in my EUIV game.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Founded: Dec 28, 2009
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:20 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I wish there was in option in any of these strategy games that let your nation host and compete in the World Cup.

Soccer doesn't exist yet in my EUIV game.

Of course it does.

It involves Spanish soldiers kicking around African skulls.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:25 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I wish there was in option in any of these strategy games that let your nation host and compete in the World Cup.

Fuck yes.

"Burgundian Cuba will host this year's world cup."

"The Novgorodian team has won against the Zhou team!"

"This year's World Cup has been won by the Aztecs! 'Glory to Allah,' the Prime Minister said."
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:26 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Fuck yes.

"Burgundian Cuba will host this year's world cup."

"The Novgorodian team has won against the Zhou team!"

"This year's World Cup has been won by the Aztecs! 'Glory to Allah,' the Prime Minister said."

Also, the World Cup is directly tied to your stability and prestige.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:30 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"Burgundian Cuba will host this year's world cup."

"The Novgorodian team has won against the Zhou team!"

"This year's World Cup has been won by the Aztecs! 'Glory to Allah,' the Prime Minister said."

Also, the World Cup is directly tied to your stability and prestige.

You know how there's entire sections dedicated to economy, military, politics, etc.?

There's one dedicated solely to the World Cup and your team.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:32 pm

I was excommunicated.

By the request of Croatia.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:32 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:I was excommunicated.

By the request of Croatia.

FREEDOM!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:36 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I was excommunicated.

By the request of Croatia.

FREEDOM!

They're literally on the other side of the world. What the fuck.

If it was requested by France I would understand; the Bastard-in-Normandy is the King's marshal. But Croatia?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:38 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:FREEDOM!

They're literally on the other side of the world. What the fuck.

If it was requested by France I would understand; the Bastard-in-Normandy is the King's marshal. But Croatia?

You broke the universe; Croatia is a world power.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:43 pm

I'll post for the army group now. If someone could gather up all the relevant posts for that, it'd be more helpful.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:44 pm

Also.

It has begun.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:55 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I'll post for the army group now. If someone could gather up all the relevant posts for that, it'd be more helpful.


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Fuck, that's a lot.

I'll get on it.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 9:59 pm

Really, Damien?

I mean, it's not like I don't entirely approve...
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 10:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Really, Damien?

I mean, it's not like I don't entirely approve...

Who cares - dragons!
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