NATION

PASSWORD

Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

For all of your non-NationStates related roleplaying needs!

Advertisement

Remove ads

What is my current level of sanity?

You should be locked up.
9
15%
How did you escape the asylum?
14
24%
Why are you doing this to us?
8
14%
God save us everyone.
28
47%
 
Total votes : 59

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:39 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Actually, bull market is an economic term referring to a prosperous and rising stock market, as opposed to a bear market.

How dare you.

How dare you ruin this for me.

'Tis vengeance for something.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Astrolinium
Post Czar
 
Posts: 36603
Founded: Mar 05, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:39 pm

I've started over in 1444 as Castille. This should be fun.
The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium
Ilia Franchisco Attore, King Attorio Maldive III
North Carolina | NSIndex Page | Embassies
Pop: 3,082 | Tech: MT | DEFCON: 5-4-3-2-1
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
About Me: Ravenclaw, Gay, Cis Male, 5’4”.
"Don't you forget about me."

Ex-Delegate of Ankh Mauta | NSG Sodomy Club
Minor Acolyte of the Vast Jewlluminati Conspiracy™

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:41 pm

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World is one of the most glorious things ever made.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:41 pm

Astrolinium wrote:I've started over in 1444 as Castille. This should be fun.

Pro-tip; the Aragonese are cunts.

Useful cunts most of the time, but cunts will cunt to anyone who isn't prepared for a cunting.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:43 pm

Khan has just decided that Uriel has read A Song of Ice and Fire.

Make of that what you will.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:49 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:We've found it.

We've found the singularity into which all shits are given.


They kind of remind me of us.

But during that one episode where we've all inexplicably been turned into infants.

"Alexander the VIth arrived to cheering crowds he got out of the car and yelled: " WE Lost the War you Dumbassess!" with that the crowd was stunned. " We Must Prepare for a new Era of Peace! ( and a second war with fraire he wispered into one of his bodygaurds) Long Live Russoviskia!!!" "

It's William as an even worse leader.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:50 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
They kind of remind me of us.

But during that one episode where we've all inexplicably been turned into infants.

"Alexander the VIth arrived to cheering crowds he got out of the car and yelled: " WE Lost the War you Dumbassess!" with that the crowd was stunned. " We Must Prepare for a new Era of Peace! ( and a second war with fraire he wispered into one of his bodygaurds) Long Live Russoviskia!!!" "

It's William as an even worse leader.

Which, mathematically, yields the end of all time.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:51 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:"Alexander the VIth arrived to cheering crowds he got out of the car and yelled: " WE Lost the War you Dumbassess!" with that the crowd was stunned. " We Must Prepare for a new Era of Peace! ( and a second war with fraire he wispered into one of his bodygaurds) Long Live Russoviskia!!!" "

It's William as an even worse leader.

Which, mathematically, yields the end of all time.

This appeals to the massive Dalek demographic in Fraire.
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:52 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Which, mathematically, yields the end of all time.

This appeals to the massive Dalek demographic in Fraire.

Daleks tend to prioritize "still Daleks" over "killing everything else".
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Constaniana
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25813
Founded: Mar 10, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:54 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:This appeals to the massive Dalek demographic in Fraire.

Daleks tend to prioritize "still Daleks" over "killing everything else".

But this isn't the world we know. Our world doesn't have things like this:
"We will have vhs tapes rain down on the citizens and Vhs players!"
Join Elementals 3, one of P2TM's oldest high fantasy roleplays, full of adventure, humour, and saving the world. Winner of the Best High Fantasy RP of P2TM twice in a row Choo Choo
Pro: Jesus Christ, Distributism, The Shire, House Atreides
Anti: The Antichrist, Communism, Mordor, House Harkonnen
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.

Kudos.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:55 pm

This game is awesome.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:02 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:This game is awesome.

Yes, isn't it?
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:05 pm

Dan Harmon should make a TV show with Andy Zaltzman.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:06 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:This game is awesome.

Yes, isn't it?

It's 1070; four years after I defeated William and Harald.

So far I've sent my chancellor to improve relations with the Bastard in Normandy; my brother Gyrth, nephew Hacon, and spymaster Morcar all are trying to become my heir; my mother tried to kill an earl in Northumbria, for some strange reason; and Macbeth's step-grandson (or whatever) is fighting Malcolm in Scotland - still awesome, despite his imprisonment and looming defeat.

I married my sister off to the Prince of Castile - who promptly became the King of Castile and formed an alliance with my nation. And my eldest daughter is betrothed to the Prince of Scotland.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:31 pm

I've already fucked history up immensely.

Namely, Old English has not been affected by the Norman conquest, meaning the English we know will not come to fruition. In addition, the entire line of English monarchs has forever been changed.
Last edited by Nude East Ireland on Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:33 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:33 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:I've already fucked history up immensely.

Namely, Old English has not been affected by the Norman conquest, meaning the English we know will not come to fruition.

Much more Germanic, then.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:34 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I've already fucked history up immensely.

Namely, Old English has not been affected by the Norman conquest, meaning the English we know will not come to fruition.

Much more Germanic, then.

Almost entirely Germanic.

Old English was heavily influenced by Old Norse, as a result of the great Cnut and his successors.
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Astrolinium
Post Czar
 
Posts: 36603
Founded: Mar 05, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:37 pm

Why am I here in a bathrobe, a Tom Baker scarf, and not much else today?

Snapchat.
The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium
Ilia Franchisco Attore, King Attorio Maldive III
North Carolina | NSIndex Page | Embassies
Pop: 3,082 | Tech: MT | DEFCON: 5-4-3-2-1
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...
About Me: Ravenclaw, Gay, Cis Male, 5’4”.
"Don't you forget about me."

Ex-Delegate of Ankh Mauta | NSG Sodomy Club
Minor Acolyte of the Vast Jewlluminati Conspiracy™

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:47 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Dan Harmon should make a TV show with Andy Zaltzman.

John Oliver is the main character.

Ian Duncan must have had adventures caring for his mother.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:49 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Dan Harmon should make a TV show with Andy Zaltzman.

John Oliver is the main character.

Ian Duncan must have had adventures caring for his mother.

"No, Ghost Henry VIII, you cannot marry my sick mother!"
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:51 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Oliver is the main character.

Ian Duncan must have had adventures caring for his mother.

"No, Ghost Henry VIII, you cannot marry my sick mother!"

Hickey and Chang guest star.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nude East Ireland
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17308
Founded: Dec 31, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:55 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:"No, Ghost Henry VIII, you cannot marry my sick mother!"

Hickey and Chang guest star.

"Every time I've tried punching a ghost in the chest, I've never missed."
Part One of the Incredible, Invincible Team Dai-Zarkeland!

User avatar
Nationstatelandsville
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 70969
Founded: Apr 27, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:59 pm

If I want to expand into Australia, I'm gonna' need to use Madagascar as one of a chain of intermediates - which means building a border with Mutapa and Mozambique, two Sunni nations. As Sunnis, they are more or less slaves to the Ottomans, who look like this and want very desperately to see me dead.

I can't help but feel the Ottomans are going to be the final boss of this game.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:01 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:John Oliver is the main character.

Ian Duncan must have had adventures caring for his mother.

"No, Ghost Henry VIII, you cannot marry my sick mother!"

"How was your day?"

"Oh, I just found a 200 pound wooden penis on my car."
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:02 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:If I want to expand into Australia, I'm gonna' need to use Madagascar as one of a chain of intermediates - which means building a border with Mutapa and Mozambique, two Sunni nations. As Sunnis, they are more or less slaves to the Ottomans, who look like this and want very desperately to see me dead.

I can't help but feel the Ottomans are going to be the final boss of this game.

Ukraine is smaller than you built it up to be.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

PreviousNext

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Portal to the Multiverse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Cybernetic Socialist Republics, Upper Magica

Advertisement

Remove ads