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What is my current level of sanity?

You should be locked up.
9
15%
How did you escape the asylum?
14
24%
Why are you doing this to us?
8
14%
God save us everyone.
28
47%
 
Total votes : 59

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:42 pm

So I got an ad for gold bullions.

Except they didn't write that. They wrote "bull".

So it read "CLICK HERE FOR THE COMING GOLD BULL MARKET OF 2014".

Does anyone know where we can find one of those? I already got the one on Wall Street.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:43 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:So I got an ad for gold bullions.

Except they didn't write that. They wrote "bull".

So it read "CLICK HERE FOR THE COMING GOLD BULL MARKET OF 2014".

Does anyone know where we can find one of those? I already got the one on Wall Street.

Actually, bull market is an economic term referring to a prosperous and rising stock market, as opposed to a bear market.
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:43 pm

I have dubbed my save "English Lord Victorious".

Harold Godwinson, leading an army of nearly 16,000 men, raced south whilst his loyal subject in York defended that province against Harald Hardrada. In the great Battle of Essex, Harold's army reduced the 11,000 strong Norman army to 1,000. The decisive victory led to the white peace with William the Bastard. King Harold marches north to fight the Norwegians at York.

Apparently this is supposed to be hard, keeping the Godwinson family as the rulers of England. Pff. Don't they know that it was I who led the House of Lancaster to conquer France?
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:44 pm

Constaniana wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:So I got an ad for gold bullions.

Except they didn't write that. They wrote "bull".

So it read "CLICK HERE FOR THE COMING GOLD BULL MARKET OF 2014".

Does anyone know where we can find one of those? I already got the one on Wall Street.

Actually, bull market is an economic term referring to a prosperous and rising stock market, as opposed to a bear market.

How dare you.

How dare you ruin this for me.

Nude East Ireland wrote:I have dubbed my save "English Lord Victorious".

Harold Godwinson, leading an army of nearly 16,000 men, raced south whilst his loyal subject in York defended that province against Harald Hardrada. In the great Battle of Essex, Harold's army reduced the 11,000 strong Norman army to 1,000. The decisive victory led to the white peace with William the Bastard. King Harold marches north to fight the Norwegians at York.

Apparently this is supposed to be hard, keeping the Godwinson family as the rulers of England. Pff. Don't they know that it was I who led the House of Lancaster to conquer France?

Well, now the Norwegians are all over your shit, I imagine.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nude East Ireland
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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:45 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nude East Ireland wrote:I have dubbed my save "English Lord Victorious".

Harold Godwinson, leading an army of nearly 16,000 men, raced south whilst his loyal subject in York defended that province against Harald Hardrada. In the great Battle of Essex, Harold's army reduced the 11,000 strong Norman army to 1,000. The decisive victory led to the white peace with William the Bastard. King Harold marches north to fight the Norwegians at York.

Apparently this is supposed to be hard, keeping the Godwinson family as the rulers of England. Pff. Don't they know that it was I who led the House of Lancaster to conquer France?

Well, now the Norwegians are all over your shit, I imagine.

The Norwegians are still laying siege to York.

After kicking Norman ass, my army is now around 11,000 strong. The Norwegians are somewhere around 9,000.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:47 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:They're actively taking them from other people instead of giving them.

We've found it.

We've found the singularity into which all shits are given.


They kind of remind me of us.

But during that one episode where we've all inexplicably been turned into infants.
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Esternial » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:47 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Constaniana wrote:Actually, bull market is an economic term referring to a prosperous and rising stock market, as opposed to a bear market.

How dare you.

How dare you ruin this for me.

Because your fun is inversely correlated to mine.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:49 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:We've found it.

We've found the singularity into which all shits are given.


They kind of remind me of us.

But during that one episode where we've all inexplicably been turned into infants.

I mean, Rugrats was a good show.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Astrolinium
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:52 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
They kind of remind me of us.

But during that one episode where we've all inexplicably been turned into infants.

I mean, Rugrats was a good show.


Well, they were infants the whole time except for the last episode.

They reversed the trend and literally had that one episode where they'd all inexplicably been turned into tweens.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:53 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:I mean, Rugrats was a good show.


Well, they were infants the whole time except for the last episode.

They reversed the trend and literally had that one episode where they'd all inexplicably been turned into tweens.

And then that whole show where they inexplicably expected people to care when they were actually tweens.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:55 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Well, they were infants the whole time except for the last episode.

They reversed the trend and literally had that one episode where they'd all inexplicably been turned into tweens.

And then that whole show where they inexplicably expected people to care when they were actually tweens.


The last episode of Rugrats was a surprisingly touching, emotional, and very fitting end to the show.

Then they shat on it by doing more of that when it really only worked as a one-time gimmick.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:56 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And then that whole show where they inexplicably expected people to care when they were actually tweens.


The last episode of Rugrats was a surprisingly touching, emotional, and very fitting end to the show.

Then they shat on it by doing more of that when it really only worked as a one-time gimmick.

I used to get depressed when they would air the new show instead of Rugrats.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:09 pm

The Norwegians had a huge numerical advantage, with 15,000 to my 13,000.

Somehow, I won. I have 9600 soldiers, he has 4600.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:13 pm

Nude East Ireland wrote:The Norwegians had a huge numerical advantage, with 15,000 to my 13,000.

Somehow, I won. I have 9600 soldiers, he has 4600.

Slaughter them, then ally with them and become Harold Godwin, Viking-King of England.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:43 pm

I speak to you about endings.

At the year 1936, Quebec has begun to shake off the shackles of its past. It has accepted the loss of its rightfully owned provinces such as Albany and Pittsburgh to the American communists, despite the hard blow it feels.

After the Great War, the hopes of Quebec to be a great power in the world died. However, it is no longer a Fascist dictatorship, and has returned to being a vibrant, tolerant democracy. While the Communists to the South may well ban immigrants, Quebec accepts them with open arms. Indeed, many parts of Montreal have large Chinese, Indian and Russian neighbourhoods.

Quebecois often enjoy going to Mexican cities such as Las Vegas, where they lose their money and temporarily have a good time.

In 1928, Quebec hosted the Olympic Games again, showing that the once great nation still has a little something left in it.

Quebec kept itself out of the second Great War, watching passively from the sidelines and focusing on internal peace, though feeling a bit of absolute joy when Texas seceded from their southern neighbour.

At the end, in 1936, here are our main powers:

1. Germany
2. The UK
3. Japan
4. China
5. Italy
6. Austria-Hungary
7. The USA
8. Mexico.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:46 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I speak to you about endings.

At the year 1936, Quebec has begun to shake off the shackles of its past. It has accepted the loss of its rightfully owned provinces such as Albany and Pittsburgh to the American communists, despite the hard blow it feels.

After the Great War, the hopes of Quebec to be a great power in the world died. However, it is no longer a Fascist dictatorship, and has returned to being a vibrant, tolerant democracy. While the Communists to the South may well ban immigrants, Quebec accepts them with open arms. Indeed, many parts of Montreal have large Chinese, Indian and Russian neighbourhoods.

Quebecois often enjoy going to Mexican cities such as Las Vegas, where they lose their money and temporarily have a good time.

In 1928, Quebec hosted the Olympic Games again, showing that the once great nation still has a little something left in it.

Quebec kept itself out of the second Great War, watching passively from the sidelines and focusing on internal peace, though feeling a bit of absolute joy when Texas seceded from their southern neighbour.

At the end, in 1936, here are our main powers:

1. Germany
2. The UK
3. Japan
4. China
5. Italy
6. Austria-Hungary
7. The USA
8. Mexico.

(single tear)
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:48 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I speak to you about endings.

At the year 1936, Quebec has begun to shake off the shackles of its past. It has accepted the loss of its rightfully owned provinces such as Albany and Pittsburgh to the American communists, despite the hard blow it feels.

After the Great War, the hopes of Quebec to be a great power in the world died. However, it is no longer a Fascist dictatorship, and has returned to being a vibrant, tolerant democracy. While the Communists to the South may well ban immigrants, Quebec accepts them with open arms. Indeed, many parts of Montreal have large Chinese, Indian and Russian neighbourhoods.

Quebecois often enjoy going to Mexican cities such as Las Vegas, where they lose their money and temporarily have a good time.

In 1928, Quebec hosted the Olympic Games again, showing that the once great nation still has a little something left in it.

Quebec kept itself out of the second Great War, watching passively from the sidelines and focusing on internal peace, though feeling a bit of absolute joy when Texas seceded from their southern neighbour.

At the end, in 1936, here are our main powers:

1. Germany
2. The UK
3. Japan
4. China
5. Italy
6. Austria-Hungary
7. The USA
8. Mexico.

(single tear)

You Communists did this to this great nation. You.

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Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:49 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:(single tear)

You Communists did this to this great nation. You.

WHY DID YOU STEELBORN NOT STAY FRENCH?

THE FRENCH DIDN'T LET US PUT FRIES ON THINGS!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:49 pm

It is the summer of 1068.

King Harold II reigns as the King of England. Having defeated the Norwegian and Norman invaders, he announces a great Summer Festival in the capital. His eldest son, Prince Godwine, is heir to the throne, though some believe Harold's brother, Duke Gyrth of East Anglia, should be the heir. Luckily, Gyrth has thrown his support behind his son Godwine.

So begins the journey of the House of Godwin.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:50 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:You Communists did this to this great nation. You.

WHY DID YOU STEELBORN NOT STAY FRENCH?

THE FRENCH DIDN'T LET US PUT FRIES ON THINGS!

It's worth noting that Pittsburgh is now 45% Yankee, 19% Dixie (which basically means "Southerner") and the rest are still French-Canadians.

So there are still some right minded people, trapped under the American totalitarian state.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:51 pm

I find it oddly great that in my game, Mexico owns the Southwest, California and Nevada.

Which may be what propelled it to the rank of "Great Power".
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:51 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I find it oddly great that in my game, Mexico owns the Southwest, California and Nevada.

Which may be what propelled it to the rank of "Great Power".

Portuguese.

Arkansas.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:53 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I find it oddly great that in my game, Mexico owns the Southwest, California and Nevada.

Which may be what propelled it to the rank of "Great Power".

Portuguese.

Arkansas.

Portugal is a third world nation in my game.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.

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Postby Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:55 pm

There is a revolt in Scotland, which is being led by one "Malsnectan a Muirebe". He is the son of the former king, Lulach. Who was the son of Gruoch.

Who was the historical Lady Macbeth.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:57 pm

Is Australia in non-Wealth of Nations games, Khan?

Because I need to get to the West Coast of the US, and I genuinely think getting there from Australia would be easier than convincing the Aztecs that I totally just need to borrow this province.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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