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by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:42 pm

by Constaniana » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:43 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:So I got an ad for gold bullions.
Except they didn't write that. They wrote "bull".
So it read "CLICK HERE FOR THE COMING GOLD BULL MARKET OF 2014".
Does anyone know where we can find one of those? I already got the one on Wall Street.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:43 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:44 pm
Constaniana wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:So I got an ad for gold bullions.
Except they didn't write that. They wrote "bull".
So it read "CLICK HERE FOR THE COMING GOLD BULL MARKET OF 2014".
Does anyone know where we can find one of those? I already got the one on Wall Street.
Actually, bull market is an economic term referring to a prosperous and rising stock market, as opposed to a bear market.
Nude East Ireland wrote:I have dubbed my save "English Lord Victorious".
Harold Godwinson, leading an army of nearly 16,000 men, raced south whilst his loyal subject in York defended that province against Harald Hardrada. In the great Battle of Essex, Harold's army reduced the 11,000 strong Norman army to 1,000. The decisive victory led to the white peace with William the Bastard. King Harold marches north to fight the Norwegians at York.
Apparently this is supposed to be hard, keeping the Godwinson family as the rulers of England. Pff. Don't they know that it was I who led the House of Lancaster to conquer France?

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:45 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:I have dubbed my save "English Lord Victorious".
Harold Godwinson, leading an army of nearly 16,000 men, raced south whilst his loyal subject in York defended that province against Harald Hardrada. In the great Battle of Essex, Harold's army reduced the 11,000 strong Norman army to 1,000. The decisive victory led to the white peace with William the Bastard. King Harold marches north to fight the Norwegians at York.
Apparently this is supposed to be hard, keeping the Godwinson family as the rulers of England. Pff. Don't they know that it was I who led the House of Lancaster to conquer France?
Well, now the Norwegians are all over your shit, I imagine.

by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:47 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:49 pm

by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:52 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:53 pm

by Astrolinium » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:55 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Astrolinium wrote:
Well, they were infants the whole time except for the last episode.
They reversed the trend and literally had that one episode where they'd all inexplicably been turned into tweens.
And then that whole show where they inexplicably expected people to care when they were actually tweens.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 4:56 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Nationstatelandsville wrote:And then that whole show where they inexplicably expected people to care when they were actually tweens.
The last episode of Rugrats was a surprisingly touching, emotional, and very fitting end to the show.
Then they shat on it by doing more of that when it really only worked as a one-time gimmick.

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:09 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:13 pm
Nude East Ireland wrote:The Norwegians had a huge numerical advantage, with 15,000 to my 13,000.
Somehow, I won. I have 9600 soldiers, he has 4600.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:43 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:46 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I speak to you about endings.
At the year 1936, Quebec has begun to shake off the shackles of its past. It has accepted the loss of its rightfully owned provinces such as Albany and Pittsburgh to the American communists, despite the hard blow it feels.
After the Great War, the hopes of Quebec to be a great power in the world died. However, it is no longer a Fascist dictatorship, and has returned to being a vibrant, tolerant democracy. While the Communists to the South may well ban immigrants, Quebec accepts them with open arms. Indeed, many parts of Montreal have large Chinese, Indian and Russian neighbourhoods.
Quebecois often enjoy going to Mexican cities such as Las Vegas, where they lose their money and temporarily have a good time.
In 1928, Quebec hosted the Olympic Games again, showing that the once great nation still has a little something left in it.
Quebec kept itself out of the second Great War, watching passively from the sidelines and focusing on internal peace, though feeling a bit of absolute joy when Texas seceded from their southern neighbour.
At the end, in 1936, here are our main powers:
1. Germany
2. The UK
3. Japan
4. China
5. Italy
6. Austria-Hungary
7. The USA
8. Mexico.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:48 pm
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I speak to you about endings.
At the year 1936, Quebec has begun to shake off the shackles of its past. It has accepted the loss of its rightfully owned provinces such as Albany and Pittsburgh to the American communists, despite the hard blow it feels.
After the Great War, the hopes of Quebec to be a great power in the world died. However, it is no longer a Fascist dictatorship, and has returned to being a vibrant, tolerant democracy. While the Communists to the South may well ban immigrants, Quebec accepts them with open arms. Indeed, many parts of Montreal have large Chinese, Indian and Russian neighbourhoods.
Quebecois often enjoy going to Mexican cities such as Las Vegas, where they lose their money and temporarily have a good time.
In 1928, Quebec hosted the Olympic Games again, showing that the once great nation still has a little something left in it.
Quebec kept itself out of the second Great War, watching passively from the sidelines and focusing on internal peace, though feeling a bit of absolute joy when Texas seceded from their southern neighbour.
At the end, in 1936, here are our main powers:
1. Germany
2. The UK
3. Japan
4. China
5. Italy
6. Austria-Hungary
7. The USA
8. Mexico.
(single tear)
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:49 pm

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:49 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:50 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:51 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:51 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I find it oddly great that in my game, Mexico owns the Southwest, California and Nevada.
Which may be what propelled it to the rank of "Great Power".

by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:53 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Nude East Ireland » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:55 pm

by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jun 29, 2014 5:57 pm
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