Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Nationstatelandsville]

Unless we're in the Bizzaro-World...

Khan, what degree of sunscreen do you use?

Cheerio, you shit.

Oh, thank God.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Cheerio, you shit.

Oh, thank God.

You approve of Bizzaro-Khan?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Oh, thank God.

You approve of Bizzaro-Khan?

Yes!

Normal Khan is an asshole.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

You approve of Bizzaro-Khan?

Yes!

Normal Khan is an asshole.

I merely exploit brown people and the bloody French. Would you like a bit of tea? I'll be Mother, take a seat.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes!

Normal Khan is an asshole.

I merely exploit brown people and the bloody French. Would you like a bit of tea? I'll be Mother, take a seat.

Hoorah.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I merely exploit brown people and the bloody French. Would you like a bit of tea? I'll be Mother, take a seat.

Hoorah.

Now, just sign here and I'll reclaim your state for the Crown.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Hoorah.

Now, just sign here and I'll reclaim your state for the Crown.

Ugh.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Now, just sign here and I'll reclaim your state for the Crown.

Ugh.

Thank you most kindly.

*pulls lever, sends Nat spiralling out of our jet plane into the cold ground below*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Ugh.

Thank you most kindly.

*pulls lever, sends Nat spiralling out of our jet plane into the cold ground below*

Grrar!

[Nationstatelandsville]

We're doing a unit on Louis XIV.

Behold - humility.

[Constaniana]

We're doing a unit on Louis XIV.

Behold - humility.

The flying plant baby means he's compensating for something.

[Nationstatelandsville]

We're doing a unit on Louis XIV.

Behold - humility.

The flying plant baby means he's compensating for something.

Look at the horse.

Look at its eyes.

What did he do to that horse?

[Constaniana]

The flying plant baby means he's compensating for something.

Look at the horse.

Look at its eyes.

What did he do to that horse?

The stallion has a Frenchman right on top of it. What else could it be thinking other than "Please don't eat me"?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Look at the horse.

Look at its eyes.

What did he do to that horse?

The stallion has a Frenchman right on top of it. What else could it be thinking other than "Please don't eat me"?

Horses are amoral bastards.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

The worlds are colliding. Timelines are merging. We can't trust our memories anymore. And if I know Bizarro Erin, she's already decided to destroy our world to save her own.

And Bizarro Astro is already deciding where to put the camps for the undesirables of ours.

Bizarro Zark, meanwhile, is busy being a diligent and productive member of society.

[Astrolinium]

And Bizarro Astro is already deciding where to put the camps for the undesirables of ours.

Bizarro Zark, meanwhile, is busy being a diligent and productive member of society.

All of us in secure, high-paid government positions, except for Bizarro Norv, who is a conservative atheist living on the streets of Atlanta who has never ventured more than 5 miles from the bathtub he was born in.

[Constaniana]

The stallion has a Frenchman right on top of it. What else could it be thinking other than "Please don't eat me"?

Horses are amoral bastards.

I disagree.

And Bizarro Astro is already deciding where to put the camps for the undesirables of ours.

Bizarro Zark, meanwhile, is busy being a diligent and productive member of society.

He's hard at work rigging an electric fence up around the Rio Grande.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bizarro Zark, meanwhile, is busy being a diligent and productive member of society.

All of us in secure, high-paid government positions, except for Bizarro Norv, who is a conservative atheist living on the streets of Atlanta who has never ventured more than 5 miles from the bathtub he was born in.

Occasionally Bizarro-Nat beats him and steals his begging money.

[Astrolinium]

All of us in secure, high-paid government positions, except for Bizarro Norv, who is a conservative atheist living on the streets of Atlanta who has never ventured more than 5 miles from the bathtub he was born in.

Occasionally Bizarro-Nat beats him and steals his begging money.

At which point Bizarro-Ende beats him to a bloody pulp with an umbrella but still manages to post in all of his roleplays on time.

The posts, however, are always far shorter than everybody else's, but at least his characters have a very strong sense of individuality.

[Nude East Ireland]

We have not created a Bizarro-Kevin.

I have ideas, but they all involve Hellfire consuming the world.

[Astrolinium]

We have not created a Bizarro-Kevin.

I have ideas, but they all involve Hellfire consuming the world.

Bizarro-Kevin is an unreasonably happy, asexual and incredibly cisnormative-presenting individual who despises any sort of theatricality and thinks digital watches are the pinnacle of human innovation. His parents also hang on his every single word.

[Nationstatelandsville]

These crazy bastards still somehow lost in the end.

I call bullshit.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

These crazy bastards still somehow lost in the end.

I call bullshit.

It took the Fae to kill them off.

[Nationstatelandsville]

These crazy bastards still somehow lost in the end.

I call bullshit.

It took the Fae to kill them off.

The Hyskos weren't Egyptians; like the article mentioned, they were Canaanites. They had their own religion.

Actually, based on Biblical history, the Canaanite gods might have survived the Fae War, only to be killed by Uriel.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Fawkes was actually a pretty interesting Guy.