Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Nationstatelandsville]

So I got back at him by rewriting The Merchant of Venice in post-Hurricane Sandy New Jersey in every meter rhyme scheme conceivable but iambic pentameter sonnets. Because I'm the kind of douche who thinks that's funny.

What the fuck are you?

It was fantastic.

See, Antonio's warehouses were destroyed by the storm, so he can't pay Shylock back; and the judge is just sitting there like "This is fucking legally impossible, what the hell is going on?".

[Nationstatelandsville]

For the first time ever, copyright laws might just force me to actually purchase a product.

Damn you, the BBC.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://explosm.net/comics/3433/
Depressing how true this is.

[Agritum]

For the first time ever, copyright laws might just force me to actually purchase a product.

Damn you, the BBC.

This would have been very useful had I been studying the historical plays.

Italian HS education on Shakespeare tends to neglect them.

[Agritum]

Italy has not abolished the draft. Just "suspended it".

I sincerely hope I'm in University by the time it's re-instated.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Italy has not abolished the draft. Just "suspended it".

I sincerely hope I'm in University by the time it's re-instated.

Well, America hasn't stopped ours either. Everyone still signs up.

[Astrolinium]

What the fuck are you?

It was fantastic.

See, Antonio's warehouses were destroyed by the storm, so he can't pay Shylock back; and the judge is just sitting there like "This is fucking legally impossible, what the hell is going on?".

Jon, when I say what I am about to say next, I want you to be aware that it is being said by a man who has translated and adapted parts of the Aeneid into Chaucer's English for fun.

What the fuck are you?

[Constaniana]

Italy has not abolished the draft. Just "suspended it".

I sincerely hope I'm in University by the time it's re-instated.

The solution to not getting drafted in as a grunt is to get commissioned as an officer, obviously.

[Agritum]

Italy has not abolished the draft. Just "suspended it".

I sincerely hope I'm in University by the time it's re-instated.

The solution to not getting drafted in as a grunt is to get commissioned as an officer, obviously.

I'm considering the Italian Air Force Academy as an option for higher learning, actually.

[Constaniana]

The solution to not getting drafted in as a grunt is to get commissioned as an officer, obviously.

I'm considering the Italian Air Force Academy as an option for higher learning, actually.

*air force bro-fist* I thought a bit about going into the Air Force academy after a recruiter came by school, but I figured I'd have an easier time doing their ROTC in uni.

[Agritum]

I'm considering the Italian Air Force Academy as an option for higher learning, actually.

*air force bro-fist* I thought a bit about going into the Air Force academy after a recruiter came by school, but I figured I'd have an easier time doing their ROTC in uni.

I kinda envy ROTC. We have nothing like that here.

[Constaniana]

*air force bro-fist* I thought a bit about going into the Air Force academy after a recruiter came by school, but I figured I'd have an easier time doing their ROTC in uni.

I kinda envy ROTC. We have nothing like that here.

Aye, it's pretty handy.

[Constaniana]

My little brother just saw Nothing Suits me like a Suit for the first time.

[Nude East Ireland]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vegetarian

Well, shit.

[G-Tech Corporation]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vegetarian

Well, shit.

Impressive shit, logistically.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vegetarian

Well, shit.

"The cakes themselves were tested on Gruinard Island, just off the coast of Scotland. Because of the widespread contamination from the anthrax, the land remained a no-go area until 1990."

Sweet fuck.

[Erinkita II]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Vegetarian

Well, shit.

Imagine living in the kind of world where sane people consider this a good idea.

[Erinkita II]

I recently came into possession of one of my exercise books from kindergarten. Apparently my teacher saved it because she was impressed with a story I wrote called Echidna War. I'm surprised by how graphic it is. And how much thought I seem to have put into what kind of military hardware echidnas would use. My drawings of echidnas are really cute, which makes it even more disturbing.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I recently came into possession of one of my exercise books from kindergarten. Apparently my teacher saved it because she was impressed with a story I wrote called Echidna War. I'm surprised by how graphic it is. And how much thought I seem to have put into what kind of military hardware echidnas would use. My drawings of echidnas are really cute, which makes it even more disturbing.

This is the kind of thing MP Bizarro-Erin would do.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I recently came into possession of one of my exercise books from kindergarten. Apparently my teacher saved it because she was impressed with a story I wrote called Echidna War. I'm surprised by how graphic it is. And how much thought I seem to have put into what kind of military hardware echidnas would use. My drawings of echidnas are really cute, which makes it even more disturbing.

This is the kind of thing MP Bizarro-Erin would do.

Yet ours did.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is the kind of thing MP Bizarro-Erin would do.

Yet ours did.

Unless we're in the Bizzaro-World...

Khan, what degree of sunscreen do you use?

[Erinkita II]

This is the kind of thing MP Bizarro-Erin would do.

Yet ours did.

The worlds are colliding. Timelines are merging. We can't trust our memories anymore. And if I know Bizarro Erin, she's already decided to destroy our world to save her own.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yet ours did.

The worlds are colliding. Timelines are merging. We can't trust our memories anymore. And if I know Bizarro Erin, she's already decided to destroy our world to save her own.

I tried to talk. I want you to remember that. I tried to reach out. I tried to understand you, but I think you understand us perfectly - I think that you just don't care. And I don't know whether you're here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us - I don't suppose it really matters now. You are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play! So it seems that I must play mine.

[Astrolinium]

Yet ours did.

The worlds are colliding. Timelines are merging. We can't trust our memories anymore. And if I know Bizarro Erin, she's already decided to destroy our world to save her own.

And Bizarro Astro is already deciding where to put the camps for the undesirables of ours.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yet ours did.

Unless we're in the Bizzaro-World...

Khan, what degree of sunscreen do you use?

Cheerio, you shit.