Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'll
Start a fire
Watch it burn
Through your city

Yep, pretty much.

Fits him well.

What kind of music does the Doctor listen to, I wonder?

We know Seven and Eight like smooth jazz.

[Nude East Ireland]

Yep, pretty much.

Fits him well.

What kind of music does the Doctor listen to, I wonder?

We know Seven and Eight like smooth jazz.

Six likes classical, I'm sure of it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

What kind of music does the Doctor listen to, I wonder?

We know Seven and Eight like smooth jazz.

Six likes classical, I'm sure of it.

Five probably likes instrumental stuff, soft.

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Emperor is dead, long live the Emperor!

At 62, Roderick II dropped to the floor rather uneventfully; he is succeeded by his oldest son, crowned Emperor Edward II, Earl of Petra. The main difficulty going ahead will be navigating Edward's younger brothers - King Duff of Ireland, husband to Queen Lorna of Wales, whose daughter Isobel is set to inherit half the goddamn world; King Elijah of England and Hungary, the Imbecile with a surprisingly decent (7) Martial skill; King Samwell of Aquitaine, who inherited the former capital of Bordeaux and is just under 16; and three unlanded trueborn siblings (Malsnectan, Laurence, and Gruoch), as well a single bastard sister (the aforementioned Sand). Roderick's bastard son Stone died at the age of 3 of pneumonia.

On one hand, Edward II is wed to a princess of Rome, which makes the two of us allies. On the other hand, he is 40 and has not yet produced an heir, meaning Duff will likely inherit; which isn't too bad, considering the tremendous amount of land and power he already has.

It is 1435.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nationstatelandsville]

The Emperor is dead, long live the Emperor!

At 62, Roderick II dropped to the floor rather uneventfully; he is succeeded by his oldest son, crowned Emperor Edward II, Earl of Petra. The main difficulty going ahead will be navigating Edward's younger brothers - King Duff of Ireland, husband to Queen Lorna of Wales, whose daughter Isobel is set to inherit half the goddamn world; King Elijah of England and Hungary, the Imbecile with a surprisingly decent (7) Martial skill; King Samwell of Aquitaine, who inherited the former capital of Bordeaux and is just under 16; and three unlanded trueborn siblings (Malsnectan, Laurence, and Gruoch), as well a single bastard sister (the aforementioned Sand). Roderick's bastard son Stone died at the age of 3 of pneumonia.

On one hand, Edward II is wed to a princess of Rome, which makes the two of us allies. On the other hand, he is 40 and has not yet produced an heir, meaning Duff will likely inherit; which isn't too bad, considering the tremendous amount of land and power he already has.

It is 1435.

Seconds after I took control, Edward impregnated his wife; seconds after that, he was dubbed Edward the Chaste.

OK, Paradox, if you say so.

The new royal heir is my son Thomas, who is... a normal baby. To my disappointment.

(Image)

I will not be satisfied with any death of mine that does not somehow involve a broadsword.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/20 ... ymag_press

Good read.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/10/jon-stewart-rosewater-in-conversation.html?mid=nymag_press

Good read.

"I'll never forget thousands of young Egyptian men at once going, 'Who the fuck is that?' "

Living the dream.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/10/jon-stewart-rosewater-in-conversation.html?mid=nymag_press

Good read.

"I'll never forget thousands of young Egyptian men at once going, 'Who the fuck is that?' "

Living the dream.

“Oh, they caught a Jew. Eh, you guys can go ahead. You don’t need the guns. You could have just walked in.”

[Nationstatelandsville]

"You helped launch The Colbert Report. ­Stephen is going to drop the character when he moves to The Late Show, so what will he bring that people haven’t seen?"

"A raging drug habit."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

"You helped launch The Colbert Report. ­Stephen is going to drop the character when he moves to The Late Show, so what will he bring that people haven’t seen?"

"A raging drug habit."

We haven't seen that?

[Nationstatelandsville]

"You helped launch The Colbert Report. ­Stephen is going to drop the character when he moves to The Late Show, so what will he bring that people haven’t seen?"

"A raging drug habit."

We haven't seen that?

I fully expect Stephen to die on the first day of The Late Show in a Scarface-esque blaze of cocaine, swearing, and rented tuxedos.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I hadn't thought of it, but it seems the old regime is broken down at last; Oliver and Stewart are doing pretty much the same thing, and while one is an immortal Englishman from Hell, the other is an increasingly bored Jew.

I wonder if Jon will keep going. I doubt it.

[Erinkita II]

Yes

[Nationstatelandsville]

Yes

"Here, stand in front of this easel for like... well, a few hours every day for the next few weeks. I'm going to stand here painting with dirt, berries, and ground-up dead people. Try not to look too bored.

Fuck you, don't bitch at me. Talk to the Pope. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought."

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes

Brilliant.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My boss just sent an email saying, in rough:

"Thou shalt run the for loop three times. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

[Nationstatelandsville]

My boss just sent an email saying, in rough:

"Thou shalt run the for loop three times. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Put in a 6 to fuck with him.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My boss just sent an email saying, in rough:

"Thou shalt run the for loop three times. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Put in a 6 to fuck with him.

I don't know if I can fuck with a guy who just does something that objectively great.

[Erinkita II]

My boss just sent an email saying, in rough:

"Thou shalt run the for loop three times. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out."

Best boss ever? Best boss ever.
Do everything he wants.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Put in a 6 to fuck with him.

I don't know if I can fuck with a guy who just does something that objectively great.

Sure, you can!

My Shakespeare teacher used to make these huge playlists full of the most random and esoteric bullshit he could find to play at the end of class; it's a very rare thing to follow up a forty minute analysis of the Machiavellian tendencies of Iago with what he described as "auditory LSD".

So I got back at him by rewriting The Merchant of Venice in post-Hurricane Sandy New Jersey in every meter rhyme scheme conceivable but iambic pentameter sonnets. Because I'm the kind of douche who thinks that's funny.

[Astrolinium]

So I got back at him by rewriting The Merchant of Venice in post-Hurricane Sandy New Jersey in every meter rhyme scheme conceivable but iambic pentameter sonnets. Because I'm the kind of douche who thinks that's funny.

What the fuck are you?

[Erinkita II]

So I got back at him by rewriting The Merchant of Venice in post-Hurricane Sandy New Jersey in every meter rhyme scheme conceivable but iambic pentameter sonnets. Because I'm the kind of douche who thinks that's funny.

What the fuck are you?

He is a man, yet somehow more than a man.

[Constaniana]

We haven't seen that?

I fully expect Stephen to die on the first day of The Late Show in a Scarface-esque blaze of cocaine, swearing, and rented tuxedos.

He actually had the Grim Reaper on the show last night, as his travel agent.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I don't know if I can fuck with a guy who just does something that objectively great.

Sure, you can!

My Shakespeare teacher used to make these huge playlists full of the most random and esoteric bullshit he could find to play at the end of class; it's a very rare thing to follow up a forty minute analysis of the Machiavellian tendencies of Iago with what he described as "auditory LSD".

So I got back at him by rewriting The Merchant of Venice in post-Hurricane Sandy New Jersey in every meter rhyme scheme conceivable but iambic pentameter sonnets. Because I'm the kind of douche who thinks that's funny.

Brilliant.