Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Nightkill the Emperor]

London would be obvious.

Besides, if Khan was from London, the Queen would've killed herself years ago.

I have stayed in London. Evidently that was not enough.

[Agritum]

Besides, if Khan was from London, the Queen would've killed herself years ago.

I have stayed in London. Evidently that was not enough.

Have you been in Southwark?

It's full of scary Indian shopkeepers.

[Agritum]

My visit to London was very educational.

Our mothertongue teacher told us about famed historical figure John Thomas.

[Reverend Norv]

Bizzaro Erin voted Abbot and was proud of it

We did stop for a few movies on the way.

Did you know that 1970's Cromwell, starring Obi-Wan Kenobi as Charles I, is the funniest fucking movie ever made?

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My textbook suggested it as a watch, but added something along the lines if "while giving a good look at the period, it isn't exactly a great movie."

Oh, come on. I'm rather fond of it, notwithstanding its many flaws.

[Reverend Norv]

Or Edward VI, who tired of monarchy at a young age and faked his death, for which he was condemned to walk the earth for all eternity by a vengeful John Dee.

I feel like Norv and John Dee would fucking hate each other.

Which is why their conflict still goes on, requiring Norv to journey to Africa and retrieve holy artefacts for the coming last battle.

The reason for my trips to Liberia has been revealed!

(Actually, though, I do have a small collection of artifacts - mostly masks - used in religious rituals by various West African secret societies. They're pretty scary-looking.)

[Agritum]

Bizzaro Erin voted Abbot and was proud of it

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My textbook suggested it as a watch, but added something along the lines if "while giving a good look at the period, it isn't exactly a great movie."

Oh, come on. I'm rather fond of it, notwithstanding its many flaws.

We're all fond of armoured rifle-toting Puritan horsemen, Norv. Fuck those wimpy Cavaliers.

[Agritum]

...what's Norv's job, exactly?

[Nude East Ireland]

You know who needs to be talked about more? William T. Sherman.

You might know him as the Union General who punched every Confederate in the dick, captured Atlanta, burned down pretty much everything in Georgia and South Carolina, and led a massive march of his soldiers and freed blacks, which caused a number of former slaves to view him as a figure similar to Moses.

[Reverend Norv]

Oh, come on. I'm rather fond of it, notwithstanding its many flaws.

We're all fond of armoured rifle-toting Puritan horsemen, Norv. Fuck those wimpy Cavaliers.

Also, the fact that Richard Harris' voice hardly changed at all between 1970 and the early 2000s is a definite plus. When Cromwell shouts those famous lines in Dumbledore's voice, it's always good for a chuckle.

[Reverend Norv]

You know who needs to be talked about more? William T. Sherman.

You might know him as the Union General who punched every Confederate in the dick, captured Atlanta, burned down pretty much everything in Georgia and South Carolina, and led a massive march of his soldiers and freed blacks, which caused a number of former slaves to view him as a figure similar to Moses.

I entirely agree.

[Agritum]

You know who needs to be talked about more? William T. Sherman.

You might know him as the Union General who punched every Confederate in the dick, captured Atlanta, burned down pretty much everything in Georgia and South Carolina, and led a massive march of his soldiers and freed blacks, which caused a number of former slaves to view him as a figure similar to Moses.

BURN, BITCH, BURN!

[Nude East Ireland]

You know who needs to be talked about more? William T. Sherman.

You might know him as the Union General who punched every Confederate in the dick, captured Atlanta, burned down pretty much everything in Georgia and South Carolina, and led a massive march of his soldiers and freed blacks, which caused a number of former slaves to view him as a figure similar to Moses.

I entirely agree.

He wasn't an abolitionist, and declined to have blacks fight under him; and yet, upon meeting a group of local freedmen in Savannah, they praised him for treating them as he did the whites.

He also refused to be dragged into politics, because fuck politics.

[Agritum]

...what's Norv's job, exactly?

Actually, I'll arbitrarily decide that he's a travelling bible seller. A very sturdy bible seller.

[Constaniana]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

I got weak male for both categories, possibly European.

[Constaniana]

I'm already at Enlightenment.

CATCH UP.

We did stop for a few movies on the way.

Did you know that 1970's Cromwell, starring Obi-Wan Kenobi as Charles I, is the funniest fucking movie ever made?

I enjoyed watching it.

[Constaniana]

...what's Norv's job, exactly?

Actually, I'll arbitrarily decide that he's a travelling bible seller. A very sturdy bible seller.

He's a chaste James Bond, in my opinion.

[Astrolinium]

Actually, I'll arbitrarily decide that he's a travelling bible seller. A very sturdy bible seller.

He's a chaste James Bond, in my opinion.

He's an Attic fish trader.

[Nude East Ireland]

What tabs do I currently have open? Wikipedia articles for "He Walked Around the Horses", Moses, the Carlisle Peace Commission, and Gouverneur Morris; as well as a Youtube tab which is on a video that concerns the Silk Road.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

I classify as a weak male, apparently.

Eh. Makes enough sense.

[Nude East Ireland]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

I classify as a weak male, apparently.

Eh. Makes enough sense.

I'm a "weak female".

Which is sexist. Goddamn patriarchy, trying to infringe upon my rights as a human being. Burn it all down!

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I classify as a weak male, apparently.

Eh. Makes enough sense.

I'm a "weak female".

Which is sexist. Goddamn patriarchy, trying to infringe upon my rights as a human being. Burn it all down!

I do wonder why. I'd sure like to look at the logic behind that thing.

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm a "weak female".

Which is sexist. Goddamn patriarchy, trying to infringe upon my rights as a human being. Burn it all down!

I do wonder why. I'd sure like to look at the logic behind that thing.

I wrote about a Great War veteran/occult detective who meets Yeats. They proceed to fight an Angel.

The climax is the detective using a bullet with Native American symbols carved into it against the Angel, which stuns it. Yeats then takes its blade and shanks the bitch to death.

[Constaniana]

I classify as a weak male, apparently.

Eh. Makes enough sense.

I'm a "weak female".

Which is sexist. Goddamn patriarchy, trying to infringe upon my rights as a human being. Burn it all down!

The Tumblr is getting to you.

[Nude East Ireland]

I'm a "weak female".

Which is sexist. Goddamn patriarchy, trying to infringe upon my rights as a human being. Burn it all down!

The Tumblr is getting to you.

No, it really isn't.

Because I don't have a Tumblr, and I never will. The goddamn website refuses to accept me, so I will refuse to accept it.

[Astrolinium]

The goddamn website refuses to accept me, so I will refuse to accept it.

What do you mean refuses to accept you?