Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Repair" is really not a word you want to associate with genitals.

What about "Designer Vagina"?

As in, there's people who design vaginas for a living.

Well, that's not much stranger than other forms of plastic surgery, when you get down to it.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

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India.

"Repair" is really not a word you want to associate with genitals.

I know some who could use it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

"Repair" is really not a word you want to associate with genitals.

I know some who could use it.

...What the fuck?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I know some who could use it.

...What the fuck?

It's a dick joke.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The joke is that some people have tiny penises and may want that changed.

Is that a joke I honestly had to explain?

[Nationstatelandsville]

The joke is that some people have tiny penises and may want that changed.

Is that a joke I honestly had to explain?

Look, Khan, when you're taking a knife to a dick, dark roads are traveled.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

The joke is that some people have tiny penises and may want that changed.

Is that a joke I honestly had to explain?

Look, Khan, when you're taking a knife to a dick, dark roads are traveled.

Varys agrees.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Look, Khan, when you're taking a knife to a dick, dark roads are traveled.

Varys agrees.

"A dick is a shadow on a wall."

[Nationstatelandsville]

So I accidentally clicked on an NSG thread. Being an idiot, I scrolled down and read some posts.

I saw someone with a goat scampering in their flag arguing in the typical NSG fashion against someone with a Tywin flag. I am now convinced NSG is Bizarro-Elfen High.

[Nude East Ireland]

So I accidentally clicked on an NSG thread. Being an idiot, I scrolled down and read some posts.

I saw someone with a goat scampering in their flag arguing in the typical NSG fashion against someone with a Tywin flag. I am now convinced NSG is Bizarro-Elfen High.

Bizarro Khan is a posh British man from the heart of Birmingham. He has a small bit of Indian in him, from his great-grandfather, who served as an administrator in the Raj. He is a staunch Conservative.

Bizarro Jon is a body builder wannabe with a spray tan. He is the most sexually active teenager in New Jersey - his home state, of course. He is failing all of his classes, but his skills at American football keep him in school. He is currently dating his fourth girlfriend of the week, Female Gandhi.

Bizarro Elijah is a member of the Westboro Baptist Church, and is known to collect Nazi memorabilia.

Bizarro Esty is Dutch.

Bizarro Antonio is a Somali soldier in service to a local warlord.

Bizarro Campbell is a devout Muslim, living in the Parisian slums. And yes, he is French.

Bizarro Erin is a member of the local politician machine; she is brutal, efficient, and has killed three men. Eventually she will become the Prime Minister and start the nuclear holocaust over some bullshit about territorial waters.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bizarro Antonio is a Somali soldier in service to a local warlord.

What the fuck are you hiding, Agr?

[Nude East Ireland]

Bizarro Antonio is a Somali soldier in service to a local warlord.

What the fuck are you hiding, Agr?

He is Berlusconi's chief advisor.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bizarro Norv is Satan.

[Nude East Ireland]

Bizarro Norv is Satan.

Also acceptable; Bizarro Norv is Torquemada.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Bizarro Norv is Satan.

Also acceptable; Bizarro Norv is Torquemada.

Actually, current Norv might be a regretful Ignatius of Loyola. I mean, have we made sure he isn't?

[Nude East Ireland]

Also acceptable; Bizarro Norv is Torquemada.

Actually, current Norv might be a regretful Ignatius of Loyola. I mean, have we made sure he isn't?

Norv could be Cranmer. Or the bastard son of Martin Luther.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Actually, current Norv might be a regretful Ignatius of Loyola. I mean, have we made sure he isn't?

Norv could be Cranmer. Or the bastard son of Martin Luther.

Or Edward VI, who tired of monarchy at a young age and faked his death, for which he was condemned to walk the earth for all eternity by a vengeful John Dee.

[Nude East Ireland]

Norv could be Cranmer. Or the bastard son of Martin Luther.

Or Edward VI, who tired of monarchy at a young age and faked his death, for which he was condemned to walk the earth for all eternity by a vengeful John Dee.

I feel like Norv and John Dee would fucking hate each other.

Which is why their conflict still goes on, requiring Norv to journey to Africa and retrieve holy artefacts for the coming last battle.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Why Birmingham?

[Nationstatelandsville]

Or Edward VI, who tired of monarchy at a young age and faked his death, for which he was condemned to walk the earth for all eternity by a vengeful John Dee.

I feel like Norv and John Dee would fucking hate each other.

Which is why their conflict still goes on, requiring Norv to journey to Africa and retrieve holy artefacts for the coming last battle.

John Dee was mentioned casually in my AP Euro class. My cackling lasted right up until we got to Cromwell, at which point it subsided into screaming.

We're currently about to break into the War of Spanish Succession, having started at the Renaissance.

Why Birmingham?

Birmingham?

[Nude East Ireland]

Why Birmingham?

London would be obvious.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why Birmingham?

London would be obvious.

Besides, if Khan was from London, the Queen would've killed herself years ago.

[Agritum]

I feel like Norv and John Dee would fucking hate each other.

Which is why their conflict still goes on, requiring Norv to journey to Africa and retrieve holy artefacts for the coming last battle.

John Dee was mentioned casually in my AP Euro class. My cackling lasted right up until we got to Cromwell, at which point it subsided into screaming.

We're currently about to break into the War of Spanish Succession, having started at the Renaissance.

Why Birmingham?

Birmingham?

I'm already at Enlightenment.

CATCH UP.

[Nationstatelandsville]

John Dee was mentioned casually in my AP Euro class. My cackling lasted right up until we got to Cromwell, at which point it subsided into screaming.

We're currently about to break into the War of Spanish Succession, having started at the Renaissance.


Birmingham?

I'm already at Enlightenment.

CATCH UP.

We did stop for a few movies on the way.

Did you know that 1970's Cromwell, starring Obi-Wan Kenobi as Charles I, is the funniest fucking movie ever made?

[Agritum]

Bizzaro Erin voted Abbot and was proud of it

I'm already at Enlightenment.

CATCH UP.

We did stop for a few movies on the way.

Did you know that 1970's Cromwell, starring Obi-Wan Kenobi as Charles I, is the funniest fucking movie ever made?

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My textbook suggested it as a watch, but added something along the lines if "while giving a good look at the period, it isn't exactly a great movie."