Elfen High 2(Closed OOC 10. Je vois le chaos en dessous.)

[Agritum]

On a side note, Watch Dogs is an very fun game even if it got hyped without deserving it. Get it if you can.

[Agritum]

Ubisoft has got quite the history of neglecting things and failing to deliver, all while making stupid marketing choices. A good example is how they handled Watch_Dogs, DOWNGRADING the perfect graphics of the 2011 beta. For a game set to be released in 2014. And it wasn't even about performance or constraints: modders found COMPLETE, UNUSED texture files in the game's directory, turned off for no reasons at all.

So, I'm really kinda wary of heartfelt defenses of Ubisoft, since they've really got the story of rushing out things to make big bucks.


Ah, yeah: they also treat programmers like shit.

See, and that's the thing - this isn't about Ubisoft. You think Ubisoft gives a fuck if the game has women in it? Ubisoft only cares about whether it sells; it's up to the programmers to actually make that decision. And they decided they would honestly rather finish the game and keep their jobs than put a woman in it, thank you.

No, this is exactly about Ubisoft rushing things, like it always does. I know more about you about their antics. Shit, I play their games.

[Nationstatelandsville]

See, and that's the thing - this isn't about Ubisoft. You think Ubisoft gives a fuck if the game has women in it? Ubisoft only cares about whether it sells; it's up to the programmers to actually make that decision. And they decided they would honestly rather finish the game and keep their jobs than put a woman in it, thank you.

No, this is exactly about Ubisoft rushing things, like it always does. I know more about you about their antics. Shit, I play their games.

And yet, evidently, you know nothing about actually making the games, since you concluded that they were "fucking lazy" for wanting to feed their families.

[Agritum]

No, this is exactly about Ubisoft rushing things, like it always does. I know more about you about their antics. Shit, I play their games.

And yet, evidently, you know nothing about actually making the games, since you concluded that they were "fucking lazy" for wanting to feed their families.

THINK OF THE PROGRAMMERS!

You know, the ones forced to work their shit out due to...uh, Ubisoft being shit?

[Nationstatelandsville]

And yet, evidently, you know nothing about actually making the games, since you concluded that they were "fucking lazy" for wanting to feed their families.

THINK OF THE PROGRAMMERS!

You know, the ones forced to work their shit out due to...uh, Ubisoft being shit?

Yes, I realize; but you didn't say "Ubisoft is staffed entirely by sentient, fanged cockbags who like profit more than quality". You said "So fucking lazy".

[Nightkill the Emperor]

And yet, evidently, you know nothing about actually making the games, since you concluded that they were "fucking lazy" for wanting to feed their families.

THINK OF THE PROGRAMMERS!

You know, the ones forced to work their shit out due to...uh, Ubisoft being shit?

That's a different story. If your complaint is that Ubisoft doesn't give time and won't change their scheduling and such, I have no complaints. But you specifically attacked the programmers as being "fucking lazy", which is where Nat and I took severe offence.

[Agritum]

THINK OF THE PROGRAMMERS!

You know, the ones forced to work their shit out due to...uh, Ubisoft being shit?

Yes, I realize; but you didn't say "Ubisoft is staffed entirely by sentient, fanged cockbags who like profit more than quality". You said "So fucking lazy".

Well, yeah. Greedy would work better.

THINK OF THE PROGRAMMERS!

You know, the ones forced to work their shit out due to...uh, Ubisoft being shit?

That's a different story. If your complaint is that Ubisoft doesn't give time and won't change their scheduling and such, I have no complaints. But you specifically attacked the programmers as being "fucking lazy", which is where Nat and I took severe offence.

Well, now that I've seen the issue in-depth, I guess the laziness can't be blamed on the programmers.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Yes, I realize; but you didn't say "Ubisoft is staffed entirely by sentient, fanged cockbags who like profit more than quality". You said "So fucking lazy".

Well, yeah. Greedy would work better.

That's a different story. If your complaint is that Ubisoft doesn't give time and won't change their scheduling and such, I have no complaints. But you specifically attacked the programmers as being "fucking lazy", which is where Nat and I took severe offence.

Well, now that I've seen the issue in-depth, I guess the laziness can't be blamed on the programmers.

Indeed.

Programs compile in crimson rivers...

[Agritum]

Well, yeah. Greedy would work better.


Well, now that I've seen the issue in-depth, I guess the laziness can't be blamed on the programmers.

Indeed.

Programs compile in crimson rivers...

I really hope it turns out well, because after AC4 and Lib, the fans have gotten more demanding and may fuck over the Metacritic estimates.

Though the launch day will be a clusterfuck as long as it retains uPlay. Which nearly killed Watch Dogs.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

[Nationstatelandsville]

At least Gomez has an excuse for not growing the beard.

[Agritum]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

My results were "weak male", followed up by an accusation of possibly being European.

[Agritum]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

My results were "weak male", followed up by an accusation of possibly being European.

I guess it simply means you "write like a white dude".

[Nationstatelandsville]

My results were "weak male", followed up by an accusation of possibly being European.

I guess it simply means you "write like a white dude".

What, you're telling me that "Old Night on the winds, portents of darkness" is pretentious?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I appear to be very much a male, but was also accused of being weakly European.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I appear to be very much a male, but was also accused of being weakly European.

I am suddenly uncomfortable, knowing we have similar writing styles.

[G-Tech Corporation]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

Apparently there's a 92.3% chance I'm a male informally, and a 98.7% chance I'm a male formally.

I thought I was more in touch with my feminine side.

[Nationstatelandsville]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

Apparently there's a 92.3% chance I'm a male informally, and a 98.7% chance I'm a male formally.

I thought I was more in touch with my feminine side.

Khan, I vote we beat G-Tech in the streets for his heathenish style.

[G-Tech Corporation]

Apparently there's a 92.3% chance I'm a male informally, and a 98.7% chance I'm a male formally.

I thought I was more in touch with my feminine side.

Khan, I vote we beat G-Tech in the streets for his heathenish style.

I am man, ug. Fear my club and body hair.

[Agritum]

Apparently I get rated male when writing males and female when writing female characters.

Shit, I'm versatile.

[Agritum]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1chMSiCAAIakWX.jpg

India.

[Reverend Norv]

http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php#Analyze

I write like a girl.

This program does not distinguish dialogue from narration.

I rely enormously heavily upon dialogue for all fiction writing, due to the old maxim of "show, don't tell."

This is therefore completely pointless.

[Nationstatelandsville]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1chMSiCAAIakWX.jpg

India.

"Repair" is really not a word you want to associate with genitals.

[Agritum]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1chMSiCAAIakWX.jpg

India.

"Repair" is really not a word you want to associate with genitals.

What about "Designer Vagina"?

As in, there's people who design vaginas for a living.