Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I fathered another child, a boy named Kevin.
I misread.
I fathered a daughter.
But I only saw this after I chose the name "Kevin".
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:11 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I fathered another child, a boy named Kevin.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:15 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 04, 2014 12:19 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:54 am
by Esternial » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:14 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I uncovered a plot that someone wanted to kill my heir.
He's rotting in a dungeon now.
by Esternial » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:35 am
Nude East Ireland wrote:Some interesting notes from the recent escapades of Waltheof:
1.) France has split into two kingdoms; in the north is the Kingdom of France, while in the south is the Kingdom of Aquitaine. Philippe created the title 'King of Aquitaine' and held it until recently, when someone else just kind of... acquired it. So France is, indeed, breaking apart. Perhaps a Godwin on the throne will fix it somewhere down the road?
2.) Both the Pope and Antipope died in the same year, very close to each other. Weird, but both of their deaths were natural.
3.) The wars in Scotland are over; Gilchrist was overthrown by a woman named Bethoc, who now reigns as Queen. Bethoc imprisoned Constantine, and was fighting off the last rebels - led by her sister, of all people. Fun fact: Bethoc and her sister are the daughters of Gruoch, the sister of Mael Snechtai, who was the son of Lulach, who was the stepson of Macbeth. The descendants of Macbeth have retaken the throne of Scotland! I, in excitement, helped Bethoc put down her sister's rebellion to score points with the new Queen.
4.) The jihad to reclaim the Holy Land has failed, but the jihad to conquer Anatolia rages on. The Byzantines are putting up a good fight.
5.) Castile has swallowed Galicia.
6.) Oberon has come of age and was married to the sister of France's future king. He is only 16, yet is bald and has a beard that goes down to his collarbones. In awe of his badassery, I've given him the Duchy of Kent. I plan for Leofwine to name him as heir to the throne. If I succeed in my plans, Oberon will get rid of the elective monarchy and make it so that his descendants only are to become kings and queens.
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jul 04, 2014 2:36 am
Esternial wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:Some interesting notes from the recent escapades of Waltheof:
1.) France has split into two kingdoms; in the north is the Kingdom of France, while in the south is the Kingdom of Aquitaine. Philippe created the title 'King of Aquitaine' and held it until recently, when someone else just kind of... acquired it. So France is, indeed, breaking apart. Perhaps a Godwin on the throne will fix it somewhere down the road?
2.) Both the Pope and Antipope died in the same year, very close to each other. Weird, but both of their deaths were natural.
3.) The wars in Scotland are over; Gilchrist was overthrown by a woman named Bethoc, who now reigns as Queen. Bethoc imprisoned Constantine, and was fighting off the last rebels - led by her sister, of all people. Fun fact: Bethoc and her sister are the daughters of Gruoch, the sister of Mael Snechtai, who was the son of Lulach, who was the stepson of Macbeth. The descendants of Macbeth have retaken the throne of Scotland! I, in excitement, helped Bethoc put down her sister's rebellion to score points with the new Queen.
4.) The jihad to reclaim the Holy Land has failed, but the jihad to conquer Anatolia rages on. The Byzantines are putting up a good fight.
5.) Castile has swallowed Galicia.
6.) Oberon has come of age and was married to the sister of France's future king. He is only 16, yet is bald and has a beard that goes down to his collarbones. In awe of his badassery, I've given him the Duchy of Kent. I plan for Leofwine to name him as heir to the throne. If I succeed in my plans, Oberon will get rid of the elective monarchy and make it so that his descendants only are to become kings and queens.
Is this still EUIV, or is it a modded version/CKII?
by Rupudska » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:11 am
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:55 am
by Rupudska » Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:56 am
Nude East Ireland wrote:I've done some editing to CKII's soundfiles.
"Carry on my Wayward Son" now plays instead of the title screen song.
"The Rains of Castamere" plays instead of some song. I think it's just random.
"Baby Got Back" plays whenever a marriage happens.
Hladgos wrote:Scantly clad women, more like tanks
seem to be blowing up everyones banks
with airstrikes from girls with wings to their knees
which show a bit more than just their panties
by Nude East Ireland » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:10 am
by Liecthenbourg » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:32 am
Rupudska wrote:I am extremely angry today, because we will probably be on the road when France vs Germoney starts, and I might miss part of it.
by Agritum » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:23 am
Nude East Ireland wrote:I've done some editing to CKII's soundfiles.
"Carry on my Wayward Son" now plays instead of the title screen song.
"The Rains of Castamere" plays instead of some song. I think it's just random.
"Baby Got Back" plays whenever a marriage happens.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:53 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Reverend Norv » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:05 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Germany is one up on France.
For really, I think that the poorest he that is in England hath a life to live as the greatest he. And therefore truly, Sir, I think it's clear that every man that is to live under a Government ought first by his own consent to put himself under that Government. And I do think that the poorest man in England is not at all bound in a strict sense to that Government that he hath not had a voice to put himself under.
Col. Thomas Rainsborough, Putney Debates, 1647
A God who let us prove His existence would be an idol.
Dietrich Bonhoeffer
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:50 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:13 am
Nude East Ireland wrote:I've done some editing to CKII's soundfiles.
"Carry on my Wayward Son" now plays instead of the title screen song.
"The Rains of Castamere" plays instead of some song. I think it's just random.
"Baby Got Back" plays whenever a marriage happens.
by Agritum » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:16 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Nude East Ireland wrote:I've done some editing to CKII's soundfiles.
"Carry on my Wayward Son" now plays instead of the title screen song.
"The Rains of Castamere" plays instead of some song. I think it's just random.
"Baby Got Back" plays whenever a marriage happens.
Where'd you find them?
by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:18 am
by Astrolinium » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:21 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:22 am
by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:25 am
by Nightkill the Emperor » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:29 am
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:29 am
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My signature has really just become reminders to myself and others.
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