Personification Life OOC IX [CLOSED]

[Northwest Slobovia]

90% of everything is crap.

Well yes, but in porn crap is sort of built-into the design. Anything that gets in the way of the physics of it, which is what viewers are paying to see, gets stripped out (no pun intended). So, naturally, that means porn is the antithesis to complex plot, good character development, and generally anything productive except for sex. Well, if you count sex as productive, that is.

Eh, the same could be said about action movies, and there are a few of those that don't suck.

[Giovenith]

It was intended as a place to house mainly horror. Cer runs sinister RPs.

Sex is still off limits due to Zeta's TOS. Plus, I hate poorly written anime porn and I have a feeling that would be a theme. Write what you know, and since I highly doubt most TAB members have participated in actual BDSM or simulated rape, it would come across as amateurs trying to write about physics based off Warner Bros. cartoons. Pain, coercion and humiliation are the erotic delights of the mind, regardless if the participant is sub or dom. The physical reaction is response to it.

Plus the aftercare would probably be skipped because they don't show that in anime. The reformation of trust and renewal of tender bonds is paramount.

Harsh, Swith, so harsh.

Yes. Don't write crappy porn. *nods*

Then you wouldnt like what i do then. And ive seen some pretty good stuff on the internet and...anime classed stuff with others.

Dont worry none of it happens on NS. Steam has chats for other reasons to.

She doesn't like it because it's in no way a realistic portrayal.

As someone once put it, "Young people need to learn that porn is about to real sex as The Matrix is to a real fight."

[Highfort]

Isn't most porn already pretty crappy?

I mean, let's face it, no porn director's going to win motion picture of the year.

Having checked, I see that Bernardo Bertolucci was nominated for Best Director for Last Tango in Paris (1972). It's not porn per se, but has a lot of sex. So, it looks like there can be good porn... if you call it art.

If its not about the sex, it's not porn, it's just a movie with sex.

Porn is a movie featuring sex about sex. Nothing else matters, just the good ol' in-and-out. In and out... In and... out?

Quality I can taste?

Well there's another thing ruined for me forever.

[Tiltjuice]

I prefer Habit, Agy. You're in SoCal - you should know this.

Penguin salutes and huggles are awesome.

[Giovenith]

I just realized what an unflattering conversation this all is compared to our usual fare.

[Monfrox]

PALETTE CLEANSING!

[Highfort]

@Tilt: Never had habit. In N Out is my usual fare when I need burgers and got no time to go to a fancy place.

@Gio: It's not unflattering. It's raw- er, maybe bad word choice. Yeah, let's just go with unflattering.

[The Knights of Bolza Rovia]

Reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

"The day I stopped watching Black Porn was when a guy was doing it, when he stopped, looked straight at the camera, and said "Check out my mixtape."

But nah, porn is fine and dandy as long as you keep it to yerself, but sex IRL is sacred. It ain't all flappy-dappy and funky bass lines like that dirty whatsitcalled you kiddies watch. Bah. And now people rap about it? I'll stick to my old Rock and Country.

And my 1980-90's hip hop, because I gotta give it to a brotha when he drops some mad rhymes, bruh.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Why are we still talking about porn? XD

[Tiltjuice]

Why are we still talking about porn? XD

I'm in a ToS game with Ron Jeremy, Mia Malkova, and Satans Sex Toy.

You do the math.

PL drives reality.

[Swith Witherward]

Well yes, but in porn crap is sort of built-into the design. Anything that gets in the way of the physics of it, which is what viewers are paying to see, gets stripped out (no pun intended). So, naturally, that means porn is the antithesis to complex plot, good character development, and generally anything productive except for sex. Well, if you count sex as productive, that is.

@Swith How can nudity qualify something as porn? 90% of spy films and romantic comedies would be classified as obscene NC-17 films and would never see the light of theater release if that was the case. Not to mention all the toilet humor comedies. Yes, Borat, I'm looking at you. Also Bruno.

THAT is exactly right. It's also why 'fade to black' is better than writing out the event. Don't detract from an intense story just to satisfy an itch.

They classified it as "erotica".

And now I've read the other posts in preview mode and I'm laughing too hard to stick to my train of thought. (No puns intended)

[Swith Witherward]

Alright, back to Kale ball. Tsu, hold your posts. I'm wrapping things up.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Alright, back to Kale ball. Tsu, hold your posts. I'm wrapping things up.

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[Northwest Slobovia]

As someone once put it, "Young people need to learn that porn is about to real sex as The Matrix is to a real fight."

I like that formulation.

Having checked, I see that Bernardo Bertolucci was nominated for Best Director for Last Tango in Paris (1972). It's not porn per se, but has a lot of sex. So, it looks like there can be good porn... if you call it art.

If its not about the sex, it's not porn, it's just a movie with sex.

Porn is a movie featuring sex about sex. Nothing else matters, just the good ol' in-and-out. In and out... In and... out?

Hm. Maybe it's gotten simpler in the last however many years; I would have said it needed Just Enough plot, the same way an action movie needs some vaguely plausible thread on which to hang all the stuff blowin' up real good.

Why are we still talking about porn? XD

Well, while you all were talking about porn, I gave the missus... a hug.

[Swith Witherward]

When stories collide!

There you go. The Fountain of Youth participants are now with Rylli and have the chance to be restored.

[Northwest Slobovia]

@Tilt, Shahan: Sandy and Amanda are stuck waiting for y'all's replies.

[Mincaldenteans]

Aw poor Neste and her nose.

[Tiltjuice]

@Tilt, Shahan: Sandy and Amanda are stuck waiting for y'all's replies.

Shahan hasn't been on for ages.

[Swith Witherward]

Aw poor Neste and her nose.

Meh. She'll live. She needs to get tea anyway and... if I'm lucky... Cer won't log on before I clear her out. You know at least one of those citizens probably called the police to lodge a complaint.

[Swith Witherward]

@Tilt, Shahan: Sandy and Amanda are stuck waiting for y'all's replies.

Shahan hasn't been on for ages.

Let's count him as a drop out.

[Highfort]

Aw poor Neste and her nose.

Meh. She'll live. She needs to get tea anyway and... if I'm lucky... Cer won't log on before I clear her out. You know at least one of those citizens probably called the police to lodge a complaint.

I guess a cyborg from the Building going shopping is out of the question now, given that he was near the market when this happened.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

I'm confused..

[Swith Witherward]

Meh. She'll live. She needs to get tea anyway and... if I'm lucky... Cer won't log on before I clear her out. You know at least one of those citizens probably called the police to lodge a complaint.

I guess a cyborg from the Building going shopping is out of the question now, given that he was near the market when this happened.

Many of the shops along Market Street are operated by supernatural beings. The Chaos restaurant, tea house, booksellers, curiosity shop, and fish & chips restaurant are all supernatural. Chaos is obvious because the front window contains stenciled symbols such as Elder sign, pentagrams, alien writing etc. If there's a symbol that designates something significant in Sep's culture, it would be grouped with those. It's a Demens thing that alerts players to safe zones. Other places, such as Bran's shop, are Resident-friendly.

Tsu, Kale was caught in a bubble and stolen away by Vroo. Everyone gave chase, including your character. Vroo ran outside and down the street. Vroo tripped, and the ball shot forward. It hit Neste (anti-magic) and broke. Enchanted Kale is now safe with Rylli. The teens and Tsu now have a way to change back. They just need to ask Rylli and Rachele to use the gun.

[Northwest Slobovia]

@Tilt, Shahan: Sandy and Amanda are stuck waiting for y'all's replies.

Shahan hasn't been on for ages.

Matthew is his character, right?

[Tiltjuice]

Shahan hasn't been on for ages.

Matthew is his character, right?

Yes.