Personification Life OOC IX [CLOSED]

[Northwest Slobovia]

Goodnight Cer.

Slobo, feel free to post. I can reply for both you and TNEL.

OK. Where's Luce gonna be? Also, Sandy and Amanda met him IC, right? On Gliese? I have such a tiny brain these days...

[Tiltjuice]

Goodnight Cer.

Slobo, feel free to post. I can reply for both you and TNEL.

OK. Where's Luce gonna be? Also, Sandy and Amanda met him IC, right? On Gliese? I have such a tiny brain these days...

Yes. He's still somewhere in the building. *nods* Just have them wander about randomly.

[Northwest Slobovia]

OK. Where's Luce gonna be? Also, Sandy and Amanda met him IC, right? On Gliese? I have such a tiny brain these days...

Yes. He's still somewhere in the building. *nods* Just have them wander about randomly.

OK. Give me a little while to get a post up. I've been staring at my screen too long, and I'm getting raster burn.

[Tiltjuice]

Yes. He's still somewhere in the building. *nods* Just have them wander about randomly.

OK. Give me a little while to get a post up. I've been staring at my screen too long, and I'm getting raster burn.

Righto.

Gonna wait to give Min a chance to reply with Mez while I figure out how I want Chrys to respond. I might end up using a RNG. Comedy!

[Northwest Slobovia]

OK. Give me a little while to get a post up. I've been staring at my screen too long, and I'm getting raster burn.

Righto.

Gonna wait to give Min a chance to reply with Mez while I figure out how I want Chrys to respond. I might end up using a RNG. Comedy!

Dice are your friend.

[Tiltjuice]

Dice are your friend.

Truths.

[Fvaarniimar]

OK. Give me a little while to get a post up. I've been staring at my screen too long, and I'm getting raster burn.

Righto.

Gonna wait to give Min a chance to reply with Mez while I figure out how I want Chrys to respond. I might end up using a RNG. Comedy!

I suggest http://www.random.org .
Also, will metaphorically see you later.

[Northwest Slobovia]

OK. Where's Luce gonna be? Also, Sandy and Amanda met him IC, right? On Gliese? I have such a tiny brain these days...

Yes. He's still somewhere in the building. *nods* Just have them wander about randomly.

I had them wander around predictably. I hope you don't mind me teleporting Luce into the elevator; I figured that was the easiest transition.

I'm gonna have to call it quits for the night soon. My eyes are really tired.

[Tiltjuice]

I know them.

This is my last post also.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ey, what's the approximate time in Bielefeld? Just wanting to get on the same level as everyone before I start throwing Adri out there.

While I'm on the subject of throwing things outwards, any events / stories that a newcomer to town could concievably be squeezed into?

[Tiltjuice]

Ey, what's the approximate time in Bielefeld? Just wanting to get on the same level as everyone before I start throwing Adri out there.

While I'm on the subject of throwing things outwards, any events / stories that a newcomer to town could concievably be squeezed into?

I believe it can safely be called 8 PM or so.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

Ey, what's the approximate time in Bielefeld? Just wanting to get on the same level as everyone before I start throwing Adri out there.

While I'm on the subject of throwing things outwards, any events / stories that a newcomer to town could concievably be squeezed into?

I believe it can safely be called 8 PM or so.

'Aight. Just saw a post stating something about breakfast on the last page and figured I'd get that out of the way.

[Northwest Slobovia]

I believe it can safely be called 8 PM or so.

'Aight. Just saw a post stating something about breakfast on the last page and figured I'd get that out of the way.

My characters had a leisurely breakfast. Very leisurely. Lasted over a week IRL.

[Torsiedelle]

IIRC, it's still morning, but later than 8:00AM.

Also, out of steam. G'night.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

'Aight. Just saw a post stating something about breakfast on the last page and figured I'd get that out of the way.

My characters had a leisurely breakfast. Very leisurely. Lasted over a week IRL.

... That is an unbelievably long breakfast. Must've been some good waffles.

IIRC, it's still morning, but later than 8:00AM.

Also, out of steam. G'night.

Alright, I'll post accordingly.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

Am I the only one that came to realize the problems with selling the TF gun amount Bran did?

[Tiltjuice]

No Torsi.

Cer set it at 6 PM. Trust your co-OP.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

No Torsi.

Cer set it at 6 PM. Trust your co-OP.

:I Okay, 6 PM. Got it.

All this wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff can be a confusion.

[Swith Witherward]

*yawns* 6PM sounds about right.

Goodnight Peeps.

[Tiltjuice]

*yawns* 6PM sounds about right.

Goodnight Peeps.

Goodnight Swithers.

[Swith Witherward]

*notices IC so checks OOC more*

Do not remove this search tag: #PLAPP
Your NS Nation's Nickname: Cer

Character Name: Ocho Hobart Ono

Character Gender: M

Character Species (nation personification, human, alien, etc): Thade

Character Physical Description (height, weight, apparent age, actual age): 6'4" (squat stance]; 7'9" (full stance), 520 lbs (37 stone), age indeterminable (actual 210, in Earth years). Like all thade, Oco is heavily muscled. This isn't readily apparent as Oco's natural stance is a slouch. His typical posture draws the first forelimb set towards the body while the secondary set rests against his belly. His excess bulk is hidden under thick skin and insulating belly fat. Ocho has the ability to stand fully upright for short periods of time although it taxes his muscles. His fingers are habitually curled under in a loose fist; due to anatomy, the thade hand can not lie completely flat. Thade forehands have retractable claws. Ocho is digitigrade (walks on toes/fingers); the thumb and index toe are located higher on the foot and remain in a curled position and weight is carried by the other three longer digits. The thumb and index toes are the only hind foot digits with retractable claws. He moves deliberately slow although he has blindingly fast reflexes. Ambulation is achieved either by loping along using hind and secondary limbs or else bipedal, their bulk shifting to one side to draw up the opposite leg.

Typical of a rodent or weasel (shut up, Swith), "if he can get his head through it, the body follows". Thade are, despite their mass, very flexible, especially Ocho's species (there are three under the thade genus). They will squeeze their bulk through the openings in seemingly impossible style (if the grotesque shifting of fat and skin can at all be considered stylish). It takes them a moment to recover, and Ocho is limited due to hardware, but sometimes a hole just needs the application of claws and teeth to be widened. Nature compensates for this gift by guaranteeing that the squeezing process is slow. The leading cause of death, secondary to predators, is getting stuck someplace awkward and starving.

Ocho is brownish-grey in coloration, with grey spots dappling his spine and shoulders. His eyes are dark blue (nearly black). He keeps them nearly hidden behind lids and cheek skin to protect them from light. This squint sometimes leads people to believe he's dense. All thade lack fur/hair. His is missing his left ear, which is readily apparent given the overly large size of its remaining companion.

All thade are carnivorous. All are also scavengers. They do not eat sapient beings although they will eat enemy (and friendly) dead soldiers, a behavior instinct necessary on their homeworld due to the large amount of natural predators. Thade are some of the lowest members of the food chain, no larger than voles or shrew compared to everything else. They make up for it in tenacity and with venom.

They are practically blind in light, but navigate through echolocation and electrolocation (receptors located on face); cybernetic enhancements allow them some visual ability in light but its for the purpose of tool use rather than navigation and targeting.

Cybernetics: in a world where everything around you eats everything else, thade adapted their technology to enhance their physical performance in order to survive. Ocho's augmentations include a left limb and left eye (eye and ear were lost at the same time, the missing ear was replaced by gear built into the skull to compensate).

Temperament: He's patient unless challenge is pushed. Physical challenge is met with aggression, although the aggression begins with warning growls and hisses. Ignored threat warnings are met with violence and, as is his right, he will smear the walls with his transgressor's blood and entrails to serve as a warning to any foolish enough to follow suit.

Intelligence: he's very quit witted but is often mistaken as stupid due to his narrowed eyes and quiet demeanor. Part of this is Ocho simply not giving a fuck, and part of it is that you expend less energy ambushing something than you do chasing it down. His knowledge is limited to only what his species knows, and his trade, although he's expanded that since his arrival in this dimension.

Faults to balance out physical power: it takes a metric fuckton of food to keep him alive. Like rodents or weasels (shut up, Swith), he eats constantly. This puts him at a disadvantage in his current setting: thade do not habitually consume food in front of others. Blame NS and its PG13 cap. His mass further hinders him. His particular species is quasi-arboreal, but the native trees seldom support his weight. It taxes his body to walk distances on a flat surface; he frequently chews at his joints to break up accumulating fluid.

URL to Character Picture, if any: Profile

Primary Skill: Clergy (Rassophore)

Power Weaknesses/Flaws: Alien clergy

Secondary Skill: Law

Power Weaknesses/Flaws: Alien law, although he's become more adept at local law, with a focus on government.

Character Background/Biography: It will be in my initial post for him.

Why the character is in Bielefeld/Occupation: The Glorious Borderlands of Swith Witherward, 13 hours ago: //viewtopic.php?p=23285528#p23285528 You NEED to bring back Ocho. Please please please please please please please please please please please *gasp for breath* please please please!!! Neste would have a playmate!//

URL to Apartment Picture: here

Link to RP examples: (this MUST be a DIRECT LINK to your IC post in an RP, NOT a link to the RP thread itself. If you don't have examples, make your biography good.)

IMPORTANT:
One paragraph that sums up your character. This paragraph is what we'll use on your player tab on the first page of the thread. This MUST be brief. Your tab will contain a link to your application so people will have full details:

Ocho Hobart Ono
A lawyer.

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!

*giddy laugh... dies of joy*

[Monfrox]

Hobart seems to be a running name.

They also made the scale calculator at my work.

[Swith Witherward]

*yawns* I think my cat does crack when no one's watching.

Ear worm. I'll make it Neste's theme song.

[Fvaarniimar]

To all whom it may interest or concern,
My predicted schedule for the next few days, this one included.


T-9.25 hr: Checking frequently. May post if post needed.
T-7.75 hr: Attack work. May take one break.
-7.25 hr-5.75: AFK (Fri, a few min of checking circa -6.5)
-5.75 - below: Largely AFK, 1 40- min check/post period IF circumstances permit.
A bit after t-2 hr: 5 min of checking, maybe a teeny bit longer.
Between these: Thurs: Attack work as below. Fri: 45 min AFK, 45 of attacking work as below.
5 min before clock time of this post to nearest hour (t )- t+1 hr: Check NS, chill, snack. Post if applicable,
T + 1 hr: Atttack work. Breaks 10-20 min/hr, will check at said times.
+3 hr: Dinner, and posting if there's anything to reply to.
+3.5 hr: Chores. Will check frequently.
+4-6 hr: Attack work as above.
+ 6-6.5 hr: Will check frequently. May be able to post.
After that: AFK.

@Swith: *snicker*

[Swith Witherward]

Eff. I was about to go nap and then the voice of God said, "Drop in a sitrep because people were confused about the time".

But I'd rather nap, thank you. *rancorous snarl followed by a yawn*

SITREP CURRENT CONDITIONS - BIELEFELD: Bielefeld Time: 6 PM Weather: 10*F/-12*C, starting to snow Forecast: snow through night CURRENT GAME EVENTS: Allspice (ongoing, see Tilt for details) Fallout: Bielefeld (paused - closed) Lullaby (closed during part 1, see Swith for details) Fountain of Youth (ongoing, see Bran for details) Silent Hill (ongoing, see Mon for details) MINOR EVENTS none listed UPCOMING EVENTS BranRiech trip de novo - see Bran for details PAUSED MINOR EVENTS none listed OP/CoOP STUFF: Newcomers in lobby. Meet and greet, if you have a spare character Slobo is looking for other magical characters to interact with Cer is a butthead for making me do a sitrep Make sure you send links to Cer if: you're missing a character or a tab, your one shot isn't linked, or you don't have an apartment number