Personification Life OOC IX [CLOSED]

[Monfrox]

Hi Family.

LEMON!

[Swith Witherward]

I started getting a headache at 3:45.

That's some kind of link!

[Monfrox]

New one-shot challenge: Write an entire one-shot centered around this one two second line of dialogue

[Swith Witherward]

New one-shot challenge: Write an entire one-shot centered around this one two second line of dialogue

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

I need something to do but I had Tsu go to sleep.

[Monfrox]

New one-shot challenge: Write an entire one-shot centered around this one two second line of dialogue

Swith, I need you to take this money and buy money.

[Tiltjuice]

I started getting a headache at 3:45.

That's some kind of link!

I poke it.

Swith, I need you to take this money and buy money.

And so a fennec, bored on a snowy Wednesday, ventured onto (company redacted)'s Web site and in 8 hours made a fortune trading on the foreign exchanges.

The end.

[Swith Witherward]

That's some kind of link!

I poke it.

Swith, I need you to take this money and buy money.

And so a fennec, bored on a snowy Wednesday, ventured onto (company redacted)'s Web site and in 8 hours made a fortune trading on the foreign exchanges.

The end.

There ya go!

[Monfrox]

I poke it.



And so a fennec, bored on a snowy Wednesday, ventured onto (company redacted)'s Web site and in 8 hours made a fortune trading on the foreign exchanges.

The end.

There ya go!

I want a refund

[Tiltjuice]

There ya go!

I want a refund

Pay me D:

Tilt on Strike!

[Germanic Templars]

I want a refund

Pay me D:

Tilt on Strike!

*Stands behind with a baton in hand* Someone say strike?

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

I finally thought up of something to tell a Tsuyoian from any other human-like species! I've decided on making Tsuyoians to naturally have pale skin,white or black hair and to be taller then te average human. Also,things like Tsu's wings will be common trait, such as a variant of the "wings" I nicknamed the "Tail" .

It's fun creating things to make your race in your nation different from others.

[Tiltjuice]

Pay me D:

Tilt on Strike!

*Stands behind with a baton in hand* Someone say strike?

o/

[Swith Witherward]

I finally thought up of something to tell a Tsuyoian from any other human-like species! I've decided on making Tsuyoians to naturally have pale skin,white or black hair and to be taller then te average human. Also,things like Tsu's wings will be common trait, such as a variant of the "wings" I nicknamed the "Tail" .

It's fun creating things to make your race in your nation different from others.

Agreed!



*lowers Tilt's hand*

[Germanic Templars]

*Stands behind with a baton in hand* Someone say strike?

o/

Well, know what that means? We shall start the conduction of beatings, and said beatings shall continue till moral improves! Bwhahhahahahaha, welcome to PL!

[Swith Witherward]

NVE... Well, do you?

I found that while looking for a parody for GT, but it fits with the current baton theme.

[Monfrox]

o/

Well, know what that means? We shall start the conduction of beatings, and said beatings shall continue till moral improves! Bwhahhahahahaha, welcome to PL!

Really wanna change the top to "Welcome to PL"

[The Carlisle]

New one-shot challenge: Write an entire one-shot centered around this one two second line of dialogue

*watches video*
*searches other videos*
*reads comments*
*learns the horrible truth*

My soul is dead.

[Torsiedelle]

Peaceful strikes prove insufficient to prevent oppression of proletariat. Time for violent revolution. Batons are no match for AK-47's and explosives bought with drug money from bourgeois addicts. If say otherwise, we cut off your hand with machete.

[Swith Witherward]

I have stumbled upon one of the most exquisite routines I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSeYecM6wA

I suppose I'm moved by it in part due to her petite size. Being abysmally short myself, my biggest lament has always been the fact that most males tower over me. This girl looks roughly my height, perhaps only a little taller, yet the pairing is perfect despite his stature.

[Tsuyoi Tekikoku]

For some reason,I wish I had the power to hug people over the internet.

[Swith Witherward]

For some reason,I wish I had the power to hug people over the internet.

You do!

[Tiltjuice]

For some reason,I wish I had the power to hug people over the internet.

We all do. *nods*

I have stumbled upon one of the most exquisite routines I've ever had the pleasure of viewing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSeYecM6wA

I suppose I'm moved by it in part due to her petite size. Being abysmally short myself, my biggest lament has always been the fact that most males tower over me. This girl looks roughly my height, perhaps only a little taller, yet the pairing is perfect despite his stature.

That was quite the performance. *nods respectfully*

[The New Velociraptor Empire]

NVE... Well, do you?

I found that while looking for a parody for GT, but it fits with the current baton theme.

Sure...
But first a one-shot with Mon's suggestion

One day Gretta sat in the family lounge watching the fire in its traditional place die down. She turned to Neil and said "Take this money and buy more money, so we can burn it."

So Neil took the money and traveled back in time to a comic book store in Chicago. The clerk would have said, "I don't accept monopoly money, the dates wrong too." But instead the clerk screamed and ran away because a bloodstained dinosaur appeared in his shop out of thin air. Neil grabbed a comic and then popped back to the present where he sold it on the black market for a shit ton of cash.

Neil then took all the money he had recently acquired and hopped to the future Zimbabwe where he exchanged it for their hyperinflated currency. Neil returned home and shoveled the worthless pieces of paper into the fireplace. As he did so he said, "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Then everybody died, the end.

[Tiltjuice]

Oh NVE.