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by Nekronia » Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:45 pm
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
by Charmera » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:15 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:The Templar High Council wrote:"Alright. Time's up. Let's find the new kids, then go shoot some stuff."
Anthony stood back up, and proceeded to lead the kids to the parking lot, where the two new arrivals were waiting. One, an Indian girl. The other, a smart looking boy with a wild look in his eyes. "Introduce yourselves, newbies." Anthony said, getting the already known kids lined up in a semblance of formation, but mostly they were just a crowd.
Anuragini smiled widely, "Hello, I am Anuragini Rathasharma, I came here with one goal in ming, to meet my father. I do not know if he is here, but I guess this is the end of the line. My familiar is Purinam the Wanderer, we are from New Delhi, India. My hobbies are dancing, making new friends and swordfighting."
Conrad stared at the girl, the color slowly draining from his face.
"Oh... shit. This... Is not what I signed up for."
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:And here, we see a wild Shittonicus Charactericus, coloquially known as Charmera, in its natural habitat. It seems to be displaying behavior expected from one of its kind, producing numerous characters and juggling them with its front paws.
by The Templar High Council » Fri Jul 04, 2014 5:44 pm
Isle of Lithonia wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:
Anuragini smiled widely, "Hello, I am Anuragini Rathasharma, I came here with one goal in ming, to meet my father. I do not know if he is here, but I guess this is the end of the line. My familiar is Purinam the Wanderer, we are from New Deli, India. My hobbies are dancing, making new friends and swordfighting."
Conrad stared at the girl, the color slowly draining from his face.
"Oh... shit. This... Is not what I signed up for."
Karlson walked up behind Conrad, slapping him on the back. He smirked at him. "Why yes, it is what you signed up for, whether you like it or not. I'll hear your complaints later, but try not to make too much of a scene right now."
He turned to the girl, "So, you're one of the newcomers, aye? How lovely." He then quickly ran over the rules for the camp, and then had her get in line. "All you older recruits can introduce yourselves after we test your marksmanship. Until then, keep your shit-holes shut."Nekronia wrote:"Heheh, alrighty lil froggy, chase the butterfly! Leap for it~!" I'm going to take a wild guess he's rivalling Memoir as a killer, given the state of the heads here and the fact he's running around. Meta, hoooo. He ac- Damn it, I forgot we're in here together. Ignore that. ... The teen stood up and turned to address his peer, looking at his sleeve he forgot to roll back down. "Oh, that." He rolled his eyes, his words tinted with distaste. "Kaaarlson wanted me to do ~*push-ups*~, so I did some push-ups as asked." He gave a toothy grin to show his bloody teeth, his eyes showing mild annoyance at the memory. After flashing the orangish mess in his mouth, he closed his lips and licked a bloody tooth in his mouth, taking in the iron-y flavor. John sighed at the memory again, his irritation starting to come back. He considered elaborating more in that sitting, but found the idea of leaving it up to speculation a much more amusing choice. And thus, he left it at that for the moment, with his right sleeve still rolled up.
Karlson walked up behind Jackie. "And what were you saying about me, wussbag? I don't remember giving you permission to speak either."
Seeing Karlson, Nolan ran up to him giggling. "Hey Chris!!!! Its okeyday, I let them talk!!!"
Karlson turned to the little tyke, smirking. "Oh, if it isn't Nolan. I trust the kiddies treated you with respect?"
The kid smiled. "Yes, and they are my first friends here!!!"
Karlson muttered, "I pity them, then." In a louder voice he said, "Now, Nolan, play nice with them. Balaam's wanting them intact."
The kid frowned. "Das' mean, Chris. Nolan's a good boy. He wouldn't hurt a fly." Just then, the butterfly landed on his shoulder, and he reached over and crushed it in his hands. He started cackling, and singing,
"I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me?
I'm squishing up the baby bumblebee..."
He fell onto the ground, laughing hysterically.
They call me Temp. If I take too long to respond, just TG me. Or TG me whenever, I'm online 90% of the time.
Anime God of P2TM, Last of Lithianity, Bro to All, & P2TM's Villain in Glasses. Kacheen!
2014 P2TM Lifetime Achievement Award Winner. During my first year on NS. Go figure.
And 2015 Most Involved in P2TM? On a roll now!
----->Founder of The Council of the Multiverse community.<-----
by Isle of Lithonia » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:10 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Memoir crouched over the small boy, cocking his head, staring with perplexed fascination. "Your eyes are hollow. Where are your eyes hollow? You're brain is like mine, but you don't embrace it. Why not? Do the rats in your ears not dance in happiness?"
Nekronia wrote:Jackie gave a deep inhalation then exhaled to calm himself and resist the urge to do something stupid. He had half-expected this would happen, and sighed. As for the kid being a little psycho? Someone better pick up that phone! I don't understand, what ph- Because I fuckin' CALLED IIIIIIIT~! Oh, hah, I got that joke! It's also a reference. Oh. But hey, close enough. Jackie leaned his head backwards to look at his superior with an upside-down stare, still standing in place. He gave another orange smile, despite wanting to give Karlson one. However, the punk failed to resist a snarky call-back to the specific wording of the rules. "Good morning-afternoon-evening, sir-ma'am. Sir, as for your mention, I was answering Laura's question as to what happened to my arm. I said I had to do push-ups, sir." As he said this, he displayed his right arm for Karlson, a few small bloodsmears still showing on the pale skin of his lean limb. JustAFewMoreMinutesJustAFewMoreMinutesJustAFewMoreMinutes...
The Templar High Council wrote:"Sir, how much am I teaching them today? I feel like I could cover half the weapons they should know today, and do the rest tomorrow. Unless you want me to do it all today, but I'm leaving them time if you have something else for them to do. If we're running this how I think we are, 'early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' Ben Franklin said that, but it's a good idea."
Maiso watched the kids introduce themselves. The kid with the mad doctor looked mad himself, and Maiso thought the Indian girl looked a little cute. At least, she was one of the few girls he'd seen here, and she hadn't gotten herself killed.
by Nature-Spirits » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:31 pm
Isle of Lithonia wrote:Nolan looked up at the Demon, smiling. "Hi Memoir!!! Stop saying such silly things, I get all hurty in the head." He leapt up. "Did you get to play with our new friends yet? I can't wait until Chris let's us go play!!! I've been kinda lonely lately." He made a pouty face, and crossed his arms over his chest.
And then more friends came. Nolan's face broke out in a wide smile, and he started dancing around all the newcomers as he sang,
"Will you be a friend of mine,
Friend of mine, friend of mine?
Will you be a friend of mine
And dance around with me?"
He started giggling, and threw his arms in the air. "Hi!!!! I'm Nolan!!!! Wanna be my friends?"
He then stopped in front of Dana, his eyes searching her face. His eyes suddenly turned purple, and he smiled. He wrapped his arms around her waist, giggling. "Nolan likes you, ma'am. What's your name?"
Karlson smirked. This'll get interesting.
So, he's already on the hunt to grab women? I'm pleasantly surprised.
Same here, Jess.
by The Templar High Council » Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:35 pm
Isle of Lithonia wrote:Hetland 2 wrote:Memoir crouched over the small boy, cocking his head, staring with perplexed fascination. "Your eyes are hollow. Where are your eyes hollow? You're brain is like mine, but you don't embrace it. Why not? Do the rats in your ears not dance in happiness?"
Nolan looked up at the Demon, smiling. "Hi Memoir!!! Stop saying such silly things, I get all hurty in the head." He leapt up. "Did you get to play with our new friends yet? I can't wait until Chris let's us go play!!! I've been kinda lonely lately." He made a pouty face, and crossed his arms over his chest.
And then more friends came. Nolan's face broke out in a wide smile, and he started dancing around all the newcomers as he sang,
"Will you be a friend of mine,
Friend of mine, friend of mine?
Will you be a friend of mine
And dance around with me?"
He started giggling, and threw his arms in the air. "Hi!!!! I'm Nolan!!!! Wanna be my friends?"
He then stopped in front of Dana, his eyes searching her face. His eyes suddenly turned purple, and he smiled. He wrapped his arms around her waist, giggling. "Nolan likes you, ma'am. What's your name?"
Karlson smirked. This'll get interesting.
[So, he's already on the hunt to grab women? I'm pleasantly surprised.
Same here, Jess.Nekronia wrote:Jackie gave a deep inhalation then exhaled to calm himself and resist the urge to do something stupid. He had half-expected this would happen, and sighed. As for the kid being a little psycho? Someone better pick up that phone! I don't understand, what ph- Because I fuckin' CALLED IIIIIIIT~! Oh, hah, I got that joke! It's also a reference. Oh. But hey, close enough. Jackie leaned his head backwards to look at his superior with an upside-down stare, still standing in place. He gave another orange smile, despite wanting to give Karlson one. However, the punk failed to resist a snarky call-back to the specific wording of the rules. "Good morning-afternoon-evening, sir-ma'am. Sir, as for your mention, I was answering Laura's question as to what happened to my arm. I said I had to do push-ups, sir." As he said this, he displayed his right arm for Karlson, a few small bloodsmears still showing on the pale skin of his lean limb. JustAFewMoreMinutesJustAFewMoreMinutesJustAFewMoreMinutes...
Karlson rubbed his temples at the kid's sarcasm. "Listen, jackass, don't pull that kind of shit with me. I'm not in a good mood. So, if you want to be even more bloodied, keep it up."The Templar High Council wrote:"Sir, how much am I teaching them today? I feel like I could cover half the weapons they should know today, and do the rest tomorrow. Unless you want me to do it all today, but I'm leaving them time if you have something else for them to do. If we're running this how I think we are, 'early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.' Ben Franklin said that, but it's a good idea."
Maiso watched the kids introduce themselves. The kid with the mad doctor looked mad himself, and Maiso thought the Indian girl looked a little cute. At least, she was one of the few girls he'd seen here, and she hadn't gotten herself killed.
Karlson replied, "I want you to teach them the bare basics for handling a handgun, SMG, and rifle today. Then have them do some quick target practicing to determine how good of a shot they are. Then it's off to their apartments."
They call me Temp. If I take too long to respond, just TG me. Or TG me whenever, I'm online 90% of the time.
Anime God of P2TM, Last of Lithianity, Bro to All, & P2TM's Villain in Glasses. Kacheen!
2014 P2TM Lifetime Achievement Award Winner. During my first year on NS. Go figure.
And 2015 Most Involved in P2TM? On a roll now!
----->Founder of The Council of the Multiverse community.<-----
by Isle of Lithonia » Fri Jul 04, 2014 11:29 pm
Nature-Spirits wrote:Dana had smiled when she first saw the little boy. He was so damn cute, she could barely stop herself from squealing!
When he came up to her and suddenly hugged her around the waist, she gasped in surprise, but then relaxed into it, placing her hands on his back in an embrace. "I'm Dana. I like you too, Nolan." She blushed. "You're so -- kawaii!" On the last word, her voice went up a pitch, and she grinned.
Be careful, Dana, Bader said in her head. Didn't you see his eyes? They're purple, which means that he's the host to the purple demon. I wouldn't trust him right away if I were you.
Oh, be quiet Bader. Dana's head swam with images of her familiar and this Nolan boy... well... we won't get too graphic....
The Templar High Council wrote:"Yessir. Come on then, recruits. Time to let loose." Tony cracked his neck, and herded the kids onto the range. They stood along the open area, with a Beretta M9 for each and every child.
"Congratulations! All of you children are now before one of the most reliable modern handguns in the world: the Baretta M9. Right now, as you can see, it is unloaded and uncocked. Your first task is to make it ready to shoot. I'm starting with this since I'm unsure of what experience you all have with guns, so pass this test and you can shoot."
(A handgun skill of at least 1 is required. Don't fuck this up.)
Maiso entered the shooting range, received his orders, and deftly loaded the handgun, cocked it, and flipped it to safe. "Real hard. Let's move on to the shooting."
"Negative. Let's just be sure everyone can do it."
by Nature-Spirits » Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:09 am
Isle of Lithonia wrote:Nature-Spirits wrote:Dana had smiled when she first saw the little boy. He was so damn cute, she could barely stop herself from squealing!
When he came up to her and suddenly hugged her around the waist, she gasped in surprise, but then relaxed into it, placing her hands on his back in an embrace. "I'm Dana. I like you too, Nolan." She blushed. "You're so -- kawaii!" On the last word, her voice went up a pitch, and she grinned.
Be careful, Dana, Bader said in her head. Didn't you see his eyes? They're purple, which means that he's the host to the purple demon. I wouldn't trust him right away if I were you.
Oh, be quiet Bader. Dana's head swam with images of her familiar and this Nolan boy... well... we won't get too graphic....
Nolan smirked internally. Lily?
The tiny Succubus' voice rang in his head. Yes, Love?
She's to be our first playmate. Could you prepare her a bit?
The Demoness' laughter echoed through his mind. Of course, Nolan.
Lily's energy flowed through the hands of her host and into Dana's bloodstream. Small adjustments were made to Dana's hormonal levels, increasing her desire just enough to make her really want that little boy in front of her.
There, all better. She'll be ours to play with now.
Nolan giggled aloud, resting his head on Dana's hips. If only we could play right now.
The Templar High Council wrote:"Yessir. Come on then, recruits. Time to let loose." Tony cracked his neck, and herded the kids onto the range. They stood along the open area, with a Beretta M9 for each and every child.
"Congratulations! All of you children are now before one of the most reliable modern handguns in the world: the Baretta M9. Right now, as you can see, it is unloaded and uncocked. Your first task is to make it ready to shoot. I'm starting with this since I'm unsure of what experience you all have with guns, so pass this test and you can shoot."
(A handgun skill of at least 1 is required. Don't fuck this up.)
Maiso entered the shooting range, received his orders, and deftly loaded the handgun, cocked it, and flipped it to safe. "Real hard. Let's move on to the shooting."
"Negative. Let's just be sure everyone can do it."
by Nekronia » Sat Jul 05, 2014 1:40 am
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
by Mnar Secundus » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:11 am
by Charmera » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:33 am
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:And here, we see a wild Shittonicus Charactericus, coloquially known as Charmera, in its natural habitat. It seems to be displaying behavior expected from one of its kind, producing numerous characters and juggling them with its front paws.
by Achidyemay » Sat Jul 05, 2014 8:28 am
by Hetland 2 » Sat Jul 05, 2014 10:16 am
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by The Floating Island of the Sleeping God » Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:42 pm
The Blaatschapen wrote:Just to note, liberals are not sheep. Sheep are liberals ;)
by Imperial--japan » Sat Jul 05, 2014 4:11 pm
by Nekronia » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:25 am
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
by The Templar High Council » Sun Jul 06, 2014 12:40 am
Nekronia wrote:Jackie stopped 'cleaning' his M9 after listening to Lavi's rant, rolling his eyes. The gun was now close to sparkling with how polished it was, and the guy put the barrel of said loaded gun in his mouth before quickly throwing his head back to mime shooting himself over the stupidity of the hyperactive girl. "Blehk. Firstly and fortunately, this isn't a cartoon, this is demonstrated to be a computer simulation by a fractal eldritch machine. Learn to science. Secondly, this means that you can't do the cartoon routine of 'BONK you're defeated'. Here in meatspace, we go 'BLAM you're defeated'. So the whole point of the bad machine most of us are holding is to hurt people and make them die. Well, there's other uses both intended and otherwise, but killing is the designed purpose. Besides, we need to do more than just play capture the flag with zealots' heads, we need to destroy Jehovah's Witnesses and force them to collapse, or even defect if we're lucky."
The jerk gave a small smile as he lifted his gun from pointing downwards to idly pointing straight-up. "There are no goodguys. Just grey ones, and how light they are depends on one's own subjective perspective of their qualities, not some objective alignment meter. That's a weird phrase, 'subjective perspective'. Subjegghive perspek-tiv. Bleh. Say that five times fast, heheh. Anyways, the point is that we need bad things to do bad things to get the goal we perceive as good. A means to an end. An end to the mean." And with that final note, he took a finger off the side of his pistol and pointed it upwards, hinting at Yahovim being the end and the mean. However, given Lavi's behavior so far, there was a good chance of this being wasted breath, and with that thought Jackie sighed.
They call me Temp. If I take too long to respond, just TG me. Or TG me whenever, I'm online 90% of the time.
Anime God of P2TM, Last of Lithianity, Bro to All, & P2TM's Villain in Glasses. Kacheen!
2014 P2TM Lifetime Achievement Award Winner. During my first year on NS. Go figure.
And 2015 Most Involved in P2TM? On a roll now!
----->Founder of The Council of the Multiverse community.<-----
by Nekronia » Sun Jul 06, 2014 1:22 am
The Templar High Council wrote:The number of times Nek makes sense is grossly outnumbered by the times he doesn't.
by Mnar Secundus » Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:21 am
by Charmera » Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:06 am
Zarkenis Ultima wrote:And here, we see a wild Shittonicus Charactericus, coloquially known as Charmera, in its natural habitat. It seems to be displaying behavior expected from one of its kind, producing numerous characters and juggling them with its front paws.
by The Floating Island of the Sleeping God » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:06 am
The Blaatschapen wrote:Just to note, liberals are not sheep. Sheep are liberals ;)
by Achidyemay » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:38 am
by Hetland 2 » Sun Jul 06, 2014 9:48 am
we will send a air stare on libya if they don't stop their attack
The krang countered the wave with something. And continued to try and take over the decepticon seeker.
Everybody! Can you stop saying that the cargo ship sinking we have done lately was a war crime. We were trying to economically destroy the UK.
Mair glows brightly and transforms in a human, wearing a white cloak, "leave us"
"FIRE IN THE HOE" he bellowed before triggering the explosive.
Julius Ceasar was a normal 14 year old who played Elder Tale in Russia.
We have already established, more powerful beings are not a proper weakness.
by Isle of Lithonia » Sun Jul 06, 2014 3:55 pm
Hetland 2 wrote:Memoir saw what happened between Nolan and Dana and growled, storming over and grabbing him by the throat lifting him up with ease raising the hatchet up in the other hand. "I saw what you did Nolan. Take what you did out of her, right now, before I strangle the life out of you, Nolan. I know you had Lily hormones altered. Her pupil dialiation, body language, everything points to a sudden attraction with you. And not the motherly affection that you normally spawn, this is clearly sexual arousal. Karlson may like you, but remember this, I know what you are doing, you dirty, bastard rat-spawn." Memoir dropped Nolan, recoiling back screaming, his nails digging into his face, as his clear vision in the world, melded back into his insane vision.
Imperial--japan wrote:Lavi had never used a gun in her life, but that didn't mean she didn't know how to accomplish the task set upon her by her superiors. Lavi physically trembled at the thought of using this deadly firearm, and after all, firearms killed people. She couldn't be associated with something that killed people, and she didn't know how the others around could stand to merely play along. It was up to her to show everyone how bad guns were!
"I can't use a gun! Guns are bad, and they kill people, and hurt people, and if you get shot you could suffer blood loss....If you didn't know....," Lavi paused to increase the dramatic effect.
"PEOPLE DIE WHEN THEY ARE KILLED BY BLOOD LOSS!" Lavi exclaimed as though it were the most recent discovery made by human civilization. The optimist nodded her head and assumed veryone would agree with her line of thinking.
"Guns are really bad and we should knock out all of Ira Dei instead! I saw it in one of my cartoons, and I'm sure if we like..snuck up on them we could knock out their leader!" Lavi explained to as many people who would bother to listen.
Selena had finished depositing the corpse of the student she left in her trunk in a secure location. Slights to Mr. Balaam weren't taken lightly by her, and his punishment still had a ways to go. The smell of the corpse began to take effect, and Selena was ecstatic to finally be away from the now literal garbage. What was now on the agenda was to head to the firing range, and observe how the students were doing. Even if she wasn't required to, Selena still felt it appropriate to see how her children were faring.
"Hopefully Karlson hasn't killed anyone yet," Selena joked and still oblivious to Raven's death and ressurection. Shutting the metal door behind her, Selena made her way toward the firing range.
by The Templar High Council » Sun Jul 06, 2014 4:34 pm
Mnar Secundus wrote:Clarence almost grinned when that Jackie idiot was sent out to cool his head. He had lost three friends - well, three comrades-in-arms - to training accidents deriving from simple lack of prudence, and he had no patience for such things. Still, smiling in this situation was not only rude but outright impossible for him. The Beretta in his hand felt heavier than if it were made of lead, and it burnt. Clarence knew that it was impossible for the weapon to actually be hot, he knew that if he dropped it and took a look at his hand it would be fine, but he physically felt heat, searing, destructive heat radiating from the weapon's handle deep into his body - and deeper into his mind. He was trembling slightly and sweating profusely. His hands began to shake. This is worse than I expected. Maybe I should ask to be excused ...
Boali interrupted the train of thought that he had accidentally been showing her. "You can't do that. You have to fight this."
"I know, damnit. You're not the one who has to -"
"I am." Boali's mental voice was trembling. "I am the one keeping you together right now. You're doing a part of the effort, of course, but without me you'd have shot Jackie and been killed already."
Clarence was dumbfounded. He'd had no idea. "Oh, damn. I'm sorry, Boali." He pocketed the magazines, strengthened his grip on the handgun, stopped shaking and focused on the targets. "I'll do my best."
He took aim at the closest target and shot twice in close succession: head, then dead center. He was calm and collected, in control. I can do this.
Then something moved behind the targets.
When Clarence regained consciousness, he was lying on his back, aiming at the first target. All three targets were filled with bullets. Everything seemed to be fine, except for his position ... And he was a bit too close, at about two metres from the first target ... And ... Wait, why the hell does the first target have a fork thrust into its neck? As the memories came back to him, he collapsed with a groan.
He had leapt forwards, throwing the fork in his sleeve at the first target and hitting it in the chest. That was a classic distraction maneuver: the fork wouldn't do any damage, but it was intended to startle the first enemy and delay his reaction while Clarence bridged the distance. Hitting the ground, he had rolled sideways, shot once at each of the enemies - hitting all three - and picked up the fork, which had bounced back onto the ground, to jump onto the first enemy - target, goddamnit, those are targets - and jab it into his - its - eye, then into its jugular, then turn the target around and use it as a shield while he shot each other target five times in the chest and head. Then he had quickly snapped the first target's neck, or would have if its neck could have been twisted, and thrown himself back onto the ground, unloading his magazine's two last bullets into the first target's chest. And then he had even taken a second and a half to load a new magazine into his handgun.
The whole operation had taken less than forty-five seconds.
Shit. And it seemed to be going so well. The thing that had moved had been a bird, he saw.
"I'm sorry, Clarence," thought Boali in a small mental voice. "I failed you."
"Don't worry about it." He felt hollow. "It's my fault."
Clarence slowly flipped the safety on his Beretta, unloaded it and put it down, sending it skidding on the ground a couple of metres away, he slowly put his hands on his head, and he slowly stood up. Then he awaited his punishment.
They call me Temp. If I take too long to respond, just TG me. Or TG me whenever, I'm online 90% of the time.
Anime God of P2TM, Last of Lithianity, Bro to All, & P2TM's Villain in Glasses. Kacheen!
2014 P2TM Lifetime Achievement Award Winner. During my first year on NS. Go figure.
And 2015 Most Involved in P2TM? On a roll now!
----->Founder of The Council of the Multiverse community.<-----
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