To Kill a God (OOC, CLOSED)

[Hetland 2]

Fuck you guys. I'm blind and I think this conversation is is triggering me. Stop Blind-shaming me.

Make me

Please?

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Make me

Please?

Just get a Braille monitor to read the hieroglyphics, white-eyes.

[Nekronia]

Fuck 'em! From now on, only communicate through hieroglyphs made out of ASCII characters!

The Floating Island of the Sleeping God has banned the export of certain items.

[BlackDeath27]

Sorry I've been gone for a while but can some one catch me up from page 9 to were we are at now.

[Isle of Lithonia]

Sorry I've been gone for a while but can some one catch me up from page 9 to were we are at now.

Ok:
Nolan, the little guy in a froggy suit, was introduced along with his Purple Succubus Demon familiar (that's a mouthful), Lily. Then Memoir attacked them, and was recalled by Massterr. Two new kiddos were introduced as well, the Indian girl being the product of Conrad fucking around in India, and the other boy being a mad scientistish-thing.


The kiddos are out shooting at the range, and Raven ain't allowed with 'em.

Jackie the jackass got himself in major fucking trouble by sucking the barrel of his gun like he would suck d**k, Clarence cracked like an egg being roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Nolan used Lily's powers to seduce Dana, and the Karlson X Selena ship has just begun its maiden voyage (woo-woooo).

That's the gist of it. Oh, and the guard that Karlson mentioned has just come to take Raven to her own apartment.

[Isle of Lithonia]

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

As a wise man once said, "When you wish to catch a man, it's the heart that matters. That and a well-endowed body."

Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

It would have been far more awkward if she said, "Then, umm, you wanna fuck tonight?"

[Imperial--japan]

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

As a wise man once said, "When you wish to catch a man, it's the heart that matters. That and a well-endowed body."

Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

It would have been far more awkward if she said, "Then, umm, you wanna fuck tonight?"

FUCK! That's brilliant.

[Hetland 2]

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

As a wise man once said, "When you wish to catch a man, it's the heart that matters. That and a well-endowed body."

Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

It would have been far more awkward if she said, "Then, umm, you wanna fuck tonight?"

Shit. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard. I've got to incorporate when trying to pick up women.

[BlackDeath27]

As a wise man once said, "When you wish to catch a man, it's the heart that matters. That and a well-endowed body."




It would have been far more awkward if she said, "Then, umm, you wanna fuck tonight?"

Shit. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard. I've got to incorporate when trying to pick up women.

I hope you don't try it I really don't want to see you get slapped

[Isle of Lithonia]

FUCK! That's brilliant.

I know, right?

Shit. That's the best pick up line I've ever heard. I've got to incorporate when trying to pick up women.

Damn. And I just came up with it in less than ten seconds! I'm like the Dr. Phil of dating.

[Nature-Spirits]

Jackie the jackass got himself in major fucking trouble by sucking the barrel of his gun like he would suck d**k.

Sander's new method of seduction: "Wanna suck my gun?" Jackie, prepare yourself.

[Imperial--japan]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

[Charmera]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

Sounds like a hilarious premise to a sitcom...

[Isle of Lithonia]

Jackie the jackass got himself in major fucking trouble by sucking the barrel of his gun like he would suck d**k.

Sander's new method of seduction: "Wanna suck my gun?" Jackie, prepare yourself.

I nearly shit bricks, I was laughing so hard at that.

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

Sounds like a hilarious premise to a sitcom...

That's 'cause we're all so fucking awesome.

[Charmera]

Sander's new method of seduction: "Wanna suck my gun?" Jackie, prepare yourself.

I nearly shit bricks, I was laughing so hard at that.

Sounds like a hilarious premise to a sitcom...

That's 'cause we're all so fucking awesome.

I just need to install secret cameras and microphones and the hillarity will ensue.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

I see how it is.

[Isle of Lithonia]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

I see how it is.

Sorry buddy, you just ain't good enough.

[Nekronia]

Sander's new method of seduction: "Wanna suck my gun?" Jackie, prepare yourself.

I nearly shit bricks, I was laughing so hard at that.

I saw that coming and still laughed my rear off. Also, if it happens, expect regular waves of "THIS ONE TIME AT SUMMER CAMP" jokes. Speaking of summer, what month is it in the RP? If it's summer I swear to god I will pull so many songs and puns out of my ass it will make prisoners look like virgin babies

Sounds like a hilarious premise to a sitcom...

That's 'cause we're all so fucking awesome.

*sits in the not-awesome corner with Sleeping God*

[Imperial--japan]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

I see how it is.

Prove yourself to me. Then you shall take your place on "The Pedestal Of Silly Shit".

[Isle of Lithonia]

I nearly shit bricks, I was laughing so hard at that.

I saw that coming and still laughed my rear off. Also, if it happens, expect regular waves of "THIS ONE TIME AT SUMMER CAMP" jokes. Speaking of summer, what month is it in the RP? If it's summer I swear to god I will pull so many songs and puns out of my ass it will make prisoners look like virgin babies

That's 'cause we're all so fucking awesome.

*sits in the not-awesome corner with Sleeping God*

Its summer, then.

[Nekronia]

Its summer, then.

And you know what that means! Gonna head to the beach and do some beachy th- *shot*

[The Templar High Council]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

Call dibs on the basement! And the WeeFee router is going in my room! I need the best reception to play video games.

And maybe Dungeons and Dragons.

[Imperial--japan]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

Call dibs on the basement! And the WeeFee router is going in my room! I need the best reception to play video games.

And maybe Dungeons and Dragons.

The WeeFee router? That's fine I call dibs on the WiFi.

I haz play too?

[Nature-Spirits]

Maybe we should decide who's sharing dorms with whom. Considering we have 9 boys and 6 girls for a total of 15 children, it might make sense for the girls to share a room while the other two are split between the boys. Unless, of course, the higher-ups aren't too worried about birth control, in which case they can be split evenly into groups of 5. I dunno. Lith?

[Charmera]

I'm going to purchase a house. The occupants will be Het, NatSpi, Lith, Temp, and me.

Call dibs on the basement! And the WeeFee router is going in my room! I need the best reception to play video games.

And maybe Dungeons and Dragons.

Dungeons and Dragons?
Okay, I want to live there now. As long as you let me keep my Magic the Gathering Cards.