To Kill a God (OOC, CLOSED)

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

He force-fed him a poisoned apple(because of symbolism) in Brotherhood, remember?
Edit: I'm talking about the fictional Templar version, not the real one (who, let's be honest, probably was poisoned. His whole family tree was covered in herbicide.)

[Nature-Spirits]

He force-fed him a poisoned apple(because of symbolism) in Brotherhood, remember?

I never played that game. I know what I know because of Borgia and my own research.
EDIT: Ah, well. True, the real one did die shortly after a dinner party at a cardinal's house (after which Cesare, who also attended, also got sick, but did not die), so they were probably both poisoned.

[The Templar High Council]

He force-fed him a poisoned apple(because of symbolism) in Brotherhood, remember?

I never played that game. I know what I know because of Borgia and my own research.
EDIT: Ah, well. True, the real one did die shortly after a dinner party at a cardinal's house (after which Cesare, who also attended, also got sick, but did not die), so they were probably both poisoned.

It's been years. Be thankful that I remembered the Borgia at all.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I never played that game. I know what I know because of Borgia and my own research.
EDIT: Ah, well. True, the real one did die shortly after a dinner party at a cardinal's house (after which Cesare, who also attended, also got sick, but did not die), so they were probably both poisoned.

It's been years. Be thankful that I remembered the Borgia at all.

Brotherhood was easily the most memorable, though. I and II were still in need of polish, Revelations was too short, III was way too long and also very terrible, and when IV rolled around I was still bitter about the last game's unlivable protagonist and the fact that the one cool part (the intro where it's revealed that you were running missions as a Templar for a while) was only there for an hour or so.

[The Templar High Council]

It's been years. Be thankful that I remembered the Borgia at all.

Brotherhood was easily the most memorable, though. I and II were still in need of polish, Revelations was too short, III was way too long and also very terrible, and when IV rolled around I was still bitter about the last game's unlivable protagonist and the fact that the one cool part (the intro where it's revealed that you were running missions as a Templar for a while) was only there for an hour or so.

1 Was definitely unpolished, 2 I felt was amazing for it's time, and one of the first great story modes I've played. Brotherhood felt great to me, and the multiplayer was probably as good as it ever was here in the beginning. Revelations may have been too short, since it was the only one I 100% cleared. I even got all the damn animus fragments. It sucked. 3 I enjoyed for the hunting and America, and the more free parkour (like through trees). 4 I didn't enjoy that much, since it felt less like Assassin's Creed and more like an adventure pirate game where you occasionally happened to be sneaky and occasionally met assassins. Edward was never even a damn assassin, he just stole Duncan Walpole's robes!

[Hetland 2]

I wonder which of the kids has the highest sniper score?

[Isle of Lithonia]

Yeah, sorry about that, my Internet connexion isn't that great at the moment ...

Wait, this is legal, right Lith? I can haz protege like you? We'll have the Elite 4 of the Hell's Training Complex! It's like Pokemon! Or Kill La Kill!

Plz?

And if we're like Kill La Kill, Jackie and Lavi can share the role of Mako!
And Satsuki can be... I don't know.
And someone will have to be Ryuko. I don't know who.

Yes, it's alright.

I think Karlson is gonna pick Lavi as well, but we will see. He has his reasons for picking personal warriors.

[Hetland 2]

Wait, this is legal, right Lith? I can haz protege like you? We'll have the Elite 4 of the Hell's Training Complex! It's like Pokemon! Or Kill La Kill!

Plz?

And if we're like Kill La Kill, Jackie and Lavi can share the role of Mako!
And Satsuki can be... I don't know.
And someone will have to be Ryuko. I don't know who.

Yes, it's alright.

I think Karlson is gonna pick Lavi as well, but we will see. He has his reasons for picking personal warriors.

I don't see how lavi got perfect for any of her targets. She has a handgun score of 1.

[Isle of Lithonia]

Yes, it's alright.

I think Karlson is gonna pick Lavi as well, but we will see. He has his reasons for picking personal warriors.

I don't see how lavi got perfect for any of her targets. She has a handgun score of 1.

Fluke, maybe? A fuckload of luck? An honest mistake by IJ?

[Mnar Secundus]

I don't see how lavi got perfect for any of her targets. She has a handgun score of 1.

Yeah, that was rather strange. Going by the shooting performance grid, she should have barely passed the first test and failed the two others.

[Hetland 2]

I don't see how lavi got perfect for any of her targets. She has a handgun score of 1.

Fluke, maybe? A fuckload of luck? An honest mistake by IJ?

I doubt the first two. The third makes sense.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

[Mnar Secundus]

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

Just imagine her with a tsundere expression and it's fine. Well, it's not good flirting from a technical viewpoint, but technique is overrated.

[The Templar High Council]

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

Ah don't know! I couldn't think of anything better.

[Imperial--japan]

Fluke, maybe? A fuckload of luck? An honest mistake by IJ?

I doubt the first two. The third makes sense.

Totally looked at Selena's powergrid when I shot. Cut me some slack?

I just like the idea that anybody could possibly miss 15 shots at 10 meters. Did she throw The gun at the target or something? Also, Selena is the worst at flirting ever. "Could we maybe do something?" Is the most insecure question I've ever heard.

It's supposed to be bad flirting, but thank you for pointing it out. Get off my case.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Calm down, I was just fucking around. I'm certainly no master of dialogue myself.

[Imperial--japan]

Calm down, I was just fucking around. I'm certainly no master of dialogue myself.

I apologize, but without context clues it's normally difficult to decipher people fucking around on the internet. Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

[Hetland 2]

@IJ. I kinda assumed that. Don't worry about it.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Calm down, I was just fucking around. I'm certainly no master of dialogue myself.

I apologize, but without context clues it's normally difficult to decipher people fucking around on the internet. Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

Well, mission accomplished. Wait, does that still sound mean? Fuck. Words.

[Nature-Spirits]

I apologize, but without context clues it's normally difficult to decipher people fucking around on the internet. Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

Well, mission accomplished. Wait, does that still sound mean? Fuck. Words.

'Tis why I tend to use emoticons so much.

[Imperial--japan]

I apologize, but without context clues it's normally difficult to decipher people fucking around on the internet. Selena has never been in a relationship before, and it was my intention to make it as awkward as possible.

Well, mission accomplished. Wait, does that still sound mean? Fuck. Words.

Yeah, fuck words.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Fuck 'em! From now on, only communicate through hieroglyphs made out of ASCII characters!

[Imperial--japan]

Fuck 'em! From now on, only communicate through hieroglyphs made out of ASCII characters!

Totally

[Hetland 2]

Fuck 'em! From now on, only communicate through hieroglyphs made out of ASCII characters!

Totally

Fuck you guys. I'm blind and I think this conversation is is triggering me. Stop Blind-shaming me.

[Imperial--japan]

Totally

Fuck you guys. I'm blind and I think this conversation is is triggering me. Stop Blind-shaming me.

Make me