To Kill a God (OOC, CLOSED)

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I know, right? Set aside gender and sexuality and everything: cis-men just don't look as good as cis-women. Picture a cool car. Is it hard-edged and angular like a male body or smooth and curved like a female body? Is it a station wagon or a Lamborghini? Basically, "In many ways, I am a station wagon" is what people should take away from this post.

Stylish, blocky retro cars > expensive Italian cars

Or, in Jackie terminology, "I want to look like Marvin's about to get shot in the face, not like I'm trying to put on shutter shades and pop my V-neck's collar like a club-hopping douche"

Motorcycles, then. Man body=obnoxious, ugly Harley-Davidson. Lady body=sleek, cool, *incoherent noise of appreciation* Suzuki. Happy?

[Nature-Spirits]

Today I went to an anime convention, cosplaying as Kuranosuke from Princess Jellyfish. It was fun, and I got lots of positive comments on my appearance and costume (people even asked to take my picture, and one person wanted a hug). :3

Valentine's Day crossed my mind maybe two times.

I love you Nat.

If I was ever able to cosplay, I'd totally go as Shinya from Dir En Grey (at least in his female outfit). I actually look a lot like him, so it'd be doable (if someone would do the makeup and hair for me...).

Wait, you live in Montana, right? 'Cause if so, I live pretty much just north of you. Hence, I will find you and do your makeup and hair.

No, I'm still cis-male. I just like the idea of looking like a hot woman every now and then.

Crossdressing seems fun.

Happy Valentine's day, everyone!

Happy Valentines day everyone!

God, this is the most fucking depressing time of the year...

Oh guess what, I could get a girlfriend right now! She's interested, but she wants me to get her father's approval first. And that man and I... well...

We hate the fucking shit out of each other. Just seeing each other pisses us off. (Long story short, he's one of the, "god hates f*gs and n***ers" people, and I ripped into him for being a douche when I heard about it. His daughter, after talking with me, has changed her whole perspective on life, and has left her old Christianity. So, her dad wants nothing to do with me, since I am obviously the one that made her into a "f*g lovin', n***er humpin' heathen". Why she's still at that douche's house, I'll never know.)

So, obviously there is no chance of me getting a girlfriend at this point. Yippee...

It'll be alright. Hopefully sooner or later she'll realise just how much of an asshole her father is and stop caring about him.

Me, I don't have a love interest. I mean, there are a few really hot guys at school, but they all seem pretty straight, and I don't actually know any of their names, so... yeah.

No, I'm still cis-male. I just like the idea of looking like a hot woman every now and then.

I know, right? Set aside gender and sexuality and everything: cis-men just don't look as good as cis-women. Picture a cool car. Is it hard-edged and angular like a male body or smooth and curved like a female body? Is it a station wagon or a Lamborghini? Basically, "In many ways, I am a station wagon" is what people should take away from this post.

I think it's hard to have this conversation without bias. I mean, I can appreciate the female form, but when it comes right down to it, I'm sexually attracted to masculinity.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I know, right? Set aside gender and sexuality and everything: cis-men just don't look as good as cis-women. Picture a cool car. Is it hard-edged and angular like a male body or smooth and curved like a female body? Is it a station wagon or a Lamborghini? Basically, "In many ways, I am a station wagon" is what people should take away from this post.

I think it's hard to have this conversation without bias. I mean, I can appreciate the female form, but when it comes right down to it, I'm sexually attracted to masculinity.

Well, as an unbiased observer, I can say that I'm definitely right about this. In fact, just assume that I'm right about everything whenever there's a dispute between me and anyone on any subject. It will make your life simpler in the long run.

[The Templar High Council]

Stylish, blocky retro cars > expensive Italian cars

Or, in Jackie terminology, "I want to look like Marvin's about to get shot in the face, not like I'm trying to put on shutter shades and pop my V-neck's collar like a club-hopping douche"

Motorcycles, then. Man body=obnoxious, ugly Harley-Davidson. Lady body=sleek, cool, *incoherent noise of appreciation* Suzuki. Happy?

There is no possible way you just called a Harley "ugly." I have seen some beautiful bikes.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Motorcycles, then. Man body=obnoxious, ugly Harley-Davidson. Lady body=sleek, cool, *incoherent noise of appreciation* Suzuki. Happy?

There is no possible way you just called a Harley "ugly." I have seen some beautiful bikes.

All right then, let's just abandon all the fucking analogies because everyone wants to disagree with me today. *leaps out window*

[Isle of Lithonia]

Wait, you live in Montana, right? 'Cause if so, I live pretty much just north of you. Hence, I will find you and do your makeup and hair.

Yup, I live in Montana. If only we knew each other personally, I'd definitely take you up on the offer. 'Course, I live in a very conservative city, so I'd probably be labeled a "queer freak" by nearly everyone I know. But hey, is life really worth living if you don't piss a few religious bigots off?

:hug: It'll be alright. Hopefully sooner or later she'll realise just how much of an asshole her father is and stop caring about him.

Me, I don't have a love interest. I mean, there are a few really hot guys at school, but they all seem pretty straight, and I don't actually know any of their names, so... yeah.

Well, family is just about everything for the people who live here. Even the lesbian friend I have would still give up nearly anything to make her mother happy, in spite of the fact that her mother is an uber-religious bigot. And me... I'd still do nearly anything to make up with my father. But that's not going to happen, since the only thing I could do to make him happy is accept Christianity.

Hopefully you find someone though. I'd be really happy for you, since it's gotta be hard to find someone, what with the thousands of years of bigotry that has controlled the world. Hell, it seems that the vestiges of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism will never be fully purged from the global society, much to my dismay...

No, I don't hate Christians. I've got many Christian friends who are really nice people. They just don't take certain portions of their own Scriptures very seriously (e.g. god hates gays, the murder of all the Canaanite men, women, and children (even babies) by the decree of god, stoning of those who pick up sticks on Saturday, etc.). So I do hate Christianity with a passion, because of all the evil and bigotry it has produced in this world, enforcing nigh eternal ignorance upon the majority of humanity in one way or another.

I think it's hard to have this conversation without bias. I mean, I can appreciate the female form, but when it comes right down to it, I'm sexually attracted to masculinity.

Yeah, I am in no wise attracted to what is traditionally called, "masculine". Hell, I don't really even hang with those who seem uber-masculine. I always have and always will prefer what is traditionally feminine, and hang with those who are feminine in a sense (not pussy-feminine, or those who force themselves to talk with a lisp in order to seem more feminine than they are). But that's just me.

Yes, some people have thought I was gay because of my deep-seated hatred of uber-masculinity. But I'm merely tired of being told men are supposed to be hard, stone-faced, impeccably strong, always leading and never following, and are to use their brawn more than their brains. Oh, and they must "protect" women by tyrannically enforcing control over them. And I am also called gay because I am a feminist. Odd.

There is no possible way you just called a Harley "ugly." I have seen some beautiful bikes.

Harleys are ugly as hell. You just don't have a sense of style.

But seriously, the issue of what looks better is, in many ways, an issue of personal opinion and preference. I think Suzukis are aesthetically of higher value than Harleys, Lamborghinis than Dodges, women than men, femininity than masculinity, brain than brawn, technology than primitivity, human advancement than nature, Buddhism than Christianity. But all of these are based primarily upon my own preferences and opinions than upon solid facts, and thus are not necessarily "true" in the deepest sense.

All right then, let's just abandon all the fucking analogies because everyone wants to disagree with me today. *leaps out window*

Well, I agreed with you, so don't die Floaty!

[Nature-Spirits]

:hug: It'll be alright. Hopefully sooner or later she'll realise just how much of an asshole her father is and stop caring about him.

Me, I don't have a love interest. I mean, there are a few really hot guys at school, but they all seem pretty straight, and I don't actually know any of their names, so... yeah.

Well, family is just about everything for the people who live here. Even the lesbian friend I have would still give up nearly anything to make her mother happy, in spite of the fact that her mother is an uber-religious bigot. And me... I'd still do nearly anything to make up with my father. But that's not going to happen, since the only thing I could do to make him happy is accept Christianity.

... Damn, if I worried so much about making my family happy, I would never be happy. I mean, they would probably prefer me if I were a "normal boy" and became a lawyer, but the first isn't who I am and the second doesn't interest me in the least, so I say screw 'em.

Hopefully you find someone though. I'd be really happy for you, since it's gotta be hard to find someone, what with the thousands of years of bigotry that has controlled the world.

Danke. I'm hopeful.

Hell, it seems that the vestiges of Christianity, Islam, and Judaism will never be fully purged from the global society, much to my dismay...

No, I don't hate Christians. I've got many Christian friends who are really nice people. They just don't take certain portions of their own Scriptures very seriously (e.g. god hates gays, the murder of all the Canaanite men, women, and children (even babies) by the decree of god, stoning of those who pick up sticks on Saturday, etc.). So I do hate Christianity with a passion, because of all the evil and bigotry it has produced in this world, enforcing nigh eternal ignorance upon the majority of humanity in one way or another.

I kind of feel the same way. I'm grateful, honestly, that my mother's parents decided not to raise her in a religion, and that she, in turn, decided not to raise me in a religion, though she does complain that due to how she was raised she doesn't know how to have faith in anything.

I think it's hard to have this conversation without bias. I mean, I can appreciate the female form, but when it comes right down to it, I'm sexually attracted to masculinity.

Yeah, I am in no wise attracted to what is traditionally called, "masculine". Hell, I don't really even hang with those who seem uber-masculine. I always have and always will prefer what is traditionally feminine, and hang with those who are feminine in a sense (not pussy-feminine, or those who force themselves to talk with a lisp in order to seem more feminine than they are). But that's just me.

Yes, some people have thought I was gay because of my deep-seated hatred of uber-masculinity. But I'm merely tired of being told men are supposed to be hard, stone-faced, impeccably strong, always leading and never following, and are to use their brawn more than their brains. Oh, and they must "protect" women by tyrannically enforcing control over them. And I am also called gay because I am a feminist. Odd.

Oh, I'm not friends with any very masculine people -- and I don't even like uber-masculinity as a personality trait -- but I do have a preference for fairly masculine people.

There is no possible way you just called a Harley "ugly." I have seen some beautiful bikes.

Harleys are ugly as hell. You just don't have a sense of style.

But seriously, the issue of what looks better is, in many ways, an issue of personal opinion and preference. I think Suzukis are aesthetically of higher value than Harleys, Lamborghinis than Dodges, women than men, femininity than masculinity, brain than brawn, technology than primitivity, human advancement than nature, Buddhism than Christianity. But all of these are based primarily upon my own preferences and opinions than upon solid facts, and thus are not necessarily "true" in the deepest sense.

We're getting pretty philosophical here, eh?

All right then, let's just abandon all the fucking analogies because everyone wants to disagree with me today. *leaps out window*

Well, I agreed with you, so don't die Floaty!

He won't die. He will float.

[Nekronia]

Happy Annoy Squidward Day, everyone! Well, everyone that's still on the 15th, anyways