To Kill a God (OOC, CLOSED)

[Nekronia]

Anyway, back on track. We're leaving out the non-GRA people in this discussion.

rood

[The Templar High Council]

For the future gang, or the old gang?

We haven't finished the old gang's story yet.

We don't really need to. If we have a future gang, we can just mention the end result of the original gang's story.
...
Well, that actually sounds like shit. We need conclusion, we need catharsis! Either return to the original setting and finish that, or have someone write the ending of GRA like a book and move on to II. I'd actually like to write GRA, because part of my CW midterm is to write 2 short stories between 1300-3000 words. Gonna be cake with my imagination, but I could also put this assignment to use and write GRA's story.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

We haven't finished the old gang's story yet.

We don't really need to. If we have a future gang, we can just mention the end result of the original gang's story.
...
Well, that actually sounds like shit. We need conclusion, we need catharsis! Either return to the original setting and finish that, or have someone write the ending of GRA like a book and move on to II. I'd actually like to write GRA, because part of my CW midterm is to write 2 short stories between 1300-3000 words. Gonna be cake with my imagination, but I could also put this assignment to use and write GRA's story.

In order to feel like I'm in on the discussion, I'm going to pretend that GRA stands for Gun Runners' Arsenal.

[The Templar High Council]

We don't really need to. If we have a future gang, we can just mention the end result of the original gang's story.
...
Well, that actually sounds like shit. We need conclusion, we need catharsis! Either return to the original setting and finish that, or have someone write the ending of GRA like a book and move on to II. I'd actually like to write GRA, because part of my CW midterm is to write 2 short stories between 1300-3000 words. Gonna be cake with my imagination, but I could also put this assignment to use and write GRA's story.

In order to feel like I'm in on the discussion, I'm going to pretend that GRA stands for Gun Runners' Arsenal.

Grim Reaper Academy. An older RP owned by Nat. Was actually where the original gang who founded this met.

[Sins of The Tyrant]

Character name: Kenneth "Ken" May
Gender: Male
Age: Chronologically 18, but due to Experimentation, his body is that of a 10 year old.
Appearance:
Personality:Surprisingly, very happy and upbeat considering his past.
Strengths/Abilities: He has Exceptional skill with Axes, Around 95% of his mind is mature and smart, and he is a great Tactician.
Weaknesses: 5% of his mind is, like his body, that of a 10 year old, meaning he gets Scared easily, which in turn makes him Mess up more easily. he also has Terrible aim with anything Ranged... meaning he can't hit things for Beans when he's not at melee range.
Short Bio:Born in a small town in florida, Kenneth is the son of an Army veteran who also made Weapons for money. However, his mother was what would now be called a mad scientist. She secretly performed Horrifying Experiments on him that would make Hitler vomit. These experiments had various effects, but the only permanent effect was that his aging was much slower than a normal human's aging. When his father found out, there was a humongous fight, and his father ended up giving his life to let his son escape.
Demon Familiar Name: Alexander "Al" Grant
Demon Gender: Male
Demon Age at Death: 25
Demon Appearance:
Demon Personality: Headstrong, Quick to act before thinking. Basically your typical tough guy.
Demon Special Ability: Repairman. He can repair broken armor and equipment.
Demon Weaknesses: Obviously acting before thinking is one. When Ken's 5% 10-year-old mind kicks in, he isn't exactly fit to help with that, which could get both of them killed. Lastly, while he's not stupid, his mind is weak, making him weak to psychic powers, or anything that attacks the mind really.
Demon Short Bio: He was a member of a small police force in a small town. Basically, Several unidentifiable men, later Suspected to be followers of God, invaded the town, and when the townsfolk did not want to join them, they were Crushed. the police force was, obviously, Not strong enough to handle several People that strong. One thing led to another, and Al ended up as a demon.

[Nature-Spirits]

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This RP is closed. That means that the OP isn't accepting apps at the moment. I recommend you go here to learn the ropes of RPing (specifically in this forum).

[Isle of Lithonia]

Ah, we should definitely bring GRA II into existence.

And I will definitely have a non-canon episode where our characters meet up with the GRA I characters.

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This RP is closed. That means that the OP isn't accepting apps at the moment. I recommend you go here to learn the ropes of RPing (specifically in this forum).

Yup, we are currently closed. Sorry buddy.

[Charmera]

Ummm... What should we do/post now?

[Isle of Lithonia]

Ummm... What should we do/post now?

I'm tired today, but if Get doesn't post by tomorrow, I'll take control of his characters and we'll get things moving. This chapter will end by this week, FYI. I'm wanting to get on to the hot scenes at the hot springs (Dammit, I spoiled things).

[Nekronia]

Ummm... What should we do/post now?

I'm tired today, but if Get doesn't post by tomorrow, I'll take control of his characters and we'll get things moving. This chapter will end by this week, FYI. I'm wanting to get on to the hot scenes at the hot springs (Dammit, I spoiled things).

*deep inhale*

IT'S SUMMER TIME AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
GONNA HEAD TO THE BEACH AND DO SOME BEACHY TH- *shot*

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Ummm... What should we do/post now?

I'm tired today, but if Get doesn't post by tomorrow, I'll take control of his characters and we'll get things moving. This chapter will end by this week, FYI. I'm wanting to get on to the hot scenes at the hot springs (Dammit, I spoiled things).

All right! Beach episode, here I come! *rips off clothes like a male stripper, revealed to be wearing only a speedo* *everyone else is permanently blinded*

[The Templar High Council]

Did I hear... onsen?

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Did I hear... onsen?

I suppose it makes sense that your hearing is good, given that you're permanently blinded and all.

[The Templar High Council]

Did I hear... onsen?

I suppose it makes sense that your hearing is good, given that you're permanently blinded and all.

Wut? Are you implying that I notice you at all?

Sorry. My mistake.

[Nekronia]

I'm tired today, but if Get doesn't post by tomorrow, I'll take control of his characters and we'll get things moving. This chapter will end by this week, FYI. I'm wanting to get on to the hot scenes at the hot springs (Dammit, I spoiled things).

All right! Beach episode, here I come! *rips off clothes like a male stripper, revealed to be wearing only a speedo* *everyone else is permanently blinded*

Fun Fact: I came up with the ideas for Jackie's upgraded powers by asking myself the question "how can I get him to build a stripper pole for himself"

Just thought that might be a fun piece of information to share

100% relevant

[Nature-Spirits]

All right! Beach episode, here I come! *rips off clothes like a male stripper, revealed to be wearing only a speedo* *everyone else is permanently blinded*

Fun Fact: I came up with the ideas for Jackie's upgraded powers by asking myself the question "how can I get him to build a stripper pole for himself"

Just thought that might be a fun piece of information to share

100% relevant

I swear you must have a 10 page document on your computer just about Jackie.

[Nekronia]

100% relevant

I swear you must have a 10 page document on your computer just about Jackie.

Funfact: Jackie is allergic to olive tree wood.
Funfact: Jackie has never touched a bicycle aside from being hit with them and does not know how to ride one despite knowing how to ride unicycles.
Funfact: Jackie had a job once but got fired for doing something weird that caused the place to get a reputation as being possessed by evil, then broke the PA system and wiped the memory off the computers on his last day of work in retaliation for being fired. The place ran out of business because of the gained reputation.
Funfact: Jackie went to a Catholic school for highschool.
Funfact: Jackie has nine different social security numbers and identities bought off of dying homeless people. Gotta learn from your parents, yo.
Funfact: Jackie has taken multiple classes in dancing, including folk, street, formal, and poledancing.
Funfact: Jackie used to have a revenge list when he was young but eventually ended up just writing "the world" on it and threw it away after getting wrist cramps from it.
Funfact: Jackie is into bondage.
Funfact: I have way too many details on Jackie.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I swear you must have a 10 page document on your computer just about Jackie.

Funfact: Jackie is allergic to olive tree wood.
Funfact: Jackie has never touched a bicycle aside from being hit with them and does not know how to ride one despite knowing how to ride unicycles.
Funfact: Jackie had a job once but got fired for doing something weird that caused the place to get a reputation as being possessed by evil, then broke the PA system and wiped the memory off the computers on his last day of work in retaliation for being fired. The place ran out of business because of the gained reputation.
Funfact: Jackie went to a Catholic school for highschool.
Funfact: Jackie has nine different social security numbers and identities bought off of dying homeless people. Gotta learn from your parents, yo.
Funfact: Jackie has taken multiple classes in dancing, including folk, street, formal, and poledancing.
Funfact: Jackie used to have a revenge list when he was young but eventually ended up just writing "the world" on it and threw it away after getting wrist cramps from it.
Funfact: Jackie is into bondage.
Funfact: I have way too many details on Jackie.

I hope that sometime in the future we need to ride bikes in the story and Jackie just rips one in half bare-handed. "Ah, that's much easier to ride now," and climbs aboard his twisted, jagged unicycle.

[Nekronia]

I hope that sometime in the future we need to ride bikes in the story and Jackie just rips one in half bare-handed. "Ah, that's much easier to ride now," and climbs aboard his twisted, jagged unicycle.

There's just one problem here: Jackie would either have his powers, or won't. If he has his powers, it would be better to use smokeshifting and he'd just do that since riding a jagged bicycle wouldn't work because chains and gears and stuff (although, telekinesis might be able to move the wheel manually...). If he doesn't have his powers, then he has the strength of a quadriplegic toddler and won't be able to perform the feat. But you can definitely expect a variation of what you said to happen if bike time comes around.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

I hope that sometime in the future we need to ride bikes in the story and Jackie just rips one in half bare-handed. "Ah, that's much easier to ride now," and climbs aboard his twisted, jagged unicycle.

There's just one problem here: Jackie would either have his powers, or won't. If he has his powers, it would be better to use smokeshifting and he'd just do that since riding a jagged bicycle wouldn't work because chains and gears and stuff (although, telekinesis might be able to move the wheel manually...). If he doesn't have his powers, then he has the strength of a quadriplegic toddler and won't be able to perform the feat. But you can definitely expect a variation of what you said to happen if bike time comes around.

Nah. My version. It'd work. Trust me, I'm a scientist.

[Mnar Secundus]

Should we get lists of funfacts up for our characters?
Well, Clarence wouldn't have many funfacts, considering his background, except if you've got a dark sense of humor, but still.

[Isle of Lithonia]

Alright, while we are waiting for the Hetster to post, I've got a little bit of (non-) homework for you all.

I want you guys to find your favorite quotes from this RP's IC threads, and post them here. The quotes can be from either one of the characters, or some author's half-assery, and I would prefer if the quotes are comedic in nature. After the quotes are gathered, we'll have a vote to see which one(s) will be placed on the first post of the OOC.

[Nature-Spirits]

I thought this was pretty funny:

-SNIP-

Lavi beamed at Karlson as he explained the exception that he had made for her. She wouldn't have to kill people after all, and she would still be able to go to heaven. Then again, Lavi realized she was going to fight heaven. She also realized that she had a demon familiar. Then it hit her.

"I'm going to go to hell,"!! She blurted out. A look of panic was shown across her visage. Her arms flailed before Lavi positioned them behind her head and began to breathe erratically. A new thought struck her. If she became god, then she could totally make herself go to heaven. It was brilliant and she would need to use these fools around her as her pawns. Her evil scheme would be set into motion.

[The Floating Island of the Sleeping God]

Lavi's smile didn't drop in the slightest as her and William were scolded by the powerful and authoritative demon in front of them. When the comment about 'shitting out a Caesar salad' was made, she couldn't help but let out a small laugh. What Lavi found to be the most intriguing subject was the fact that they were going to take on god.

"I always thought god was supposed to be this supreme being and all. Being an omnivore and all that. If he's god wouldn't he know what we're doing right now? He could easily just strike us with lightning!" Lavi exclaimed. She made the dramatic motion of lighting coming down through the ceiling before resuming the rant.

"If he can't stop us then is there like some magic thingy that stops him from stopping us? Or if he doesn't know what's going on then he isn't really an Omnivore! Then he isn't really god because god can do whatever! That means he's just some really powerful dude. That means he can be toppled like you said....then can someone else get the title of 'god'? I want to be god! Can I be god! Please...Please...Please....," Lavi begged. Her talking was cut off by William who spoke to Lavi.

"And what would you do if you were god?" He asked from his seat, adjusting his monocle. Lavi grinned and put her hand on his back.

"If I was god I'd make everyone get along forever! No more hunger, no more war, and I'd have lots of friends since I was god and stuff. Everyone would be happy," she crossed her arms and looked confidently at William before sitting down next to him.

Just about sums up our characters' collective competence and ability to handle new information, so.
I'm also partial to "it's not like he gave you a head of lettuce and told you to shit out a Caesar salad." I might pick a better one later, but that Lavi quote is my pick for now.

[Mnar Secundus]

If it's comedy, I'm going to go with this segment:

"Sally? Are you sick"? Lavi asked the MP5. When she received no response, Lavi began to panic. The most logical reason for no response was the fact that other people were listening in on her and Sally. It must of been a conspiracy. With that in mind, Lavi threw her MP5 as far as possible and yelled at her gun.

"BE FREE SALLY! RUN YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE"! She yelled. The optimist started to break down on the spot when the weapon landed on the ground and didn't move. Sally had clearly been killed during the duration of the throw, but by who? The brunette wouldn't rest until she avenged Sally's memory, and wrought justice upon her killers.

Lavi seems to be popular.