MASS EFFECT FACTIONS (Closed, Rebooting AGAIN)

by **Greater Istanistan** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:21 pm

Shepley = OTP. Nothing but Shepley. Sheply forever. Sheply for always. Shepley is love, Shepley is life.

Also, Shepley is more canon because trailers endorse. Also, nonhuman romances are ick. There's no source whatsoever to say that Quarians and humans are sexually compatible, although the Protheans seem to have screwed around to make sure that things work nicely. Also, Tali is Taylor Swift but blue, so ick. I can't really go for Liara knowing that she'd stay the same while Shepard would wither and age. It would be horrible for eventual parenting, among other things. Miranda is kind of creepy and only did you because the Illusive Man told her to. Kelly is weird. Jacob is the Old Spice Guy. Garrus is once again incompatible and probably chafes. Kaidan is too nice and kind of boring. Allers is downright strange.

Traynor is kind of fine, but Shepley moar stronk.

Not sure, could turn out either way.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:27 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:Shepley = OTP. Nothing but Shepley. Sheply forever. Sheply for always. Shepley is love, Shepley is life.

Also, Shepley is more canon because trailers endorse. Also, nonhuman romances are ick. There's no source whatsoever to say that Quarians and humans are sexually compatible, although the Protheans seem to have screwed around to make sure that things work nicely. Also, Tali is Taylor Swift but blue, so ick. I can't really go for Liara knowing that she'd stay the same while Shepard would wither and age. It would be horrible for eventual parenting, among other things. Miranda is kind of creepy and only did you because the Illusive Man told her to. Kelly is weird. Jacob is the Old Spice Guy. Garrus is once again incompatible and probably chafes. Kaidan is too nice and kind of boring. Allers is downright strange.

Traynor is kind of fine, but Shepley moar stronk.

Not sure, could turn out either way.

Tali is not blue and definitely not Taylor Swift or I would have hated her.

As for the rest of your post... Umm..... okay?

by **Greater Istanistan** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:35 pm

Sorry. There was a moment when you could see her picture. I was sure it was Taylor Swift, but apparently it was actually Miss England 2005 with a blue photoshop thingy over her.

Would never hit on.

Only Shepley.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:38 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:Sorry. There was a moment when you could see her picture. I was sure it was Taylor Swift, but apparently it was actually Miss England 2005 with a blue photoshop thingy over her.

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Would never hit on.

Only Shepley.

Yeah my Shepard has dismissed Tali's claims on that's her face. He thinks she borrowed it from Miranda.

by **Greater Istanistan** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:43 pm

I don't trust Miranda OR Tali.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:46 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:I don't trust Miranda OR Tali.

Which do you trust more: A human ex-terrorist or a young Quarian that is great in technology.

by **Nuxipal** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:52 pm

I just realized what Istan is doing.. I need to rally the Asari forces to take Eden Prime..

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:55 pm

Nuxipal wrote:I just realized what Istan is doing.. I need to rally the Asari forces to take Eden Prime..

And I need to take Gamilus's Canon colonies in Sigurd's Cradle.

by **Nuxipal** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:57 pm

Seno Zhou Varada wrote:
Nuxipal wrote:I just realized what Istan is doing.. I need to rally the Asari forces to take Eden Prime..

And I need to take Gamilus's Canon colonies in Sigurd's Cradle.

PFFT, that is not important. You must lend your cruiser and frigates to the Asari. This is a matter of Galactic Security!

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 6:59 pm

Nuxipal wrote:
Seno Zhou Varada wrote:And I need to take Gamilus's Canon colonies in Sigurd's Cradle.

PFFT, that is not important. You must lend your cruiser and frigates to the Asari. This is a matter of Galactic Security!

Yes but I only have 1 light cruiser... what he's distracted I'll just buy something from you guys and return it later.

by **Elerian** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:06 pm

Are we still going with three pages in a month or is it two pages now?

by **Greater Istanistan** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:09 pm

Currently two. Ilan. please muck in. I think we both know where you should side at this point.

I'm launching the offensive because your volunteers haven't showed up yet. Rest assured that our deal stands.

by **Segmentia** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:22 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:Currently two. Ilan. please muck in. I think we both know where you should side at this point.

I'm launching the offensive because your volunteers haven't showed up yet. Rest assured that our deal stands.

My volunteers? I give you permission to have them arrive. Would post it in my next post, but I need sleep.

by **Nuxipal** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:22 pm

Segmentia wrote:
Greater Istanistan wrote:Currently two. Ilan. please muck in. I think we both know where you should side at this point.

I'm launching the offensive because your volunteers haven't showed up yet. Rest assured that our deal stands.

My volunteers? I give you permission to have them arrive. Would post it in my next post, but I need sleep.

Boo, no one needs sleep.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:42 pm

Nuxipal wrote:
Segmentia wrote:
My volunteers? I give you permission to have them arrive. Would post it in my next post, but I need sleep.

Boo, no one needs sleep.

Boo? From Baldur's gate or Boo from Mario?

by **Nuxipal** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:45 pm

Seno Zhou Varada wrote:
Nuxipal wrote:
Boo, no one needs sleep.

Boo? From Baldur's gate or Boo from Mario?

Boo from a sporting event.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:46 pm

Nuxipal wrote:
Seno Zhou Varada wrote:Boo? From Baldur's gate or Boo from Mario?

Boo from a sporting event.

Ooooh that one. I was hoping Baldur's Gate though.

by **Greater Istanistan** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:48 pm

I was hoping Shepard' hamster.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:52 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:I was hoping Shepard' hamster.

ME:3 Citadel DLC Shepard says to his hamster
Shepard: Remember go for the eyes
Whoever owns Boo: Ditto above

by **Great Empire of Gamilus** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:54 pm

Hey guys, my schedule is pretty full this week. I might not be able to continue on for four or five days

I think I might have to resign until I can get my shit sorted out.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:56 pm

Great Empire of Gamilus wrote:Hey guys, my schedule is pretty full this week. I might not be able to continue on for four or five days I think I might have to resign until I can get my shit sorted out.

... NOOO!!!

That's it the fish have began invading the world along with the Squirrels...

by **Greater Istanistan** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:56 pm

Fuuuuuuuu........

ck.

Either temporarily hand the Alliance over to someone or TG me orders so I can cover the invasion in a long-running random events-style thing for the week.

by **Nuxipal** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:57 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:Fuuuuuuuu........

ck.

Either temporarily hand the Alliance over to someone or TG me orders so I can cover the invasion in a long-running random events-style thing for the week.

We could use with some Advertising in the Title.. like "NEED KROGAN" or something like that.

by **Seno Zhou Varada** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 7:57 pm

Okay night guys see you at my morning *yawns*

by **Great Empire of Gamilus** » Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:01 pm

Greater Istanistan wrote:Fuuuuuuuu........

ck.

Either temporarily hand the Alliance over to someone or TG me orders so I can cover the invasion in a long-running random events-style thing for the week.

Well I don't think that would be fair if you knew all the orders

nah, I am sorry guys but I will resign as the Alliance and hand it over to someone else, when I come back I'll just make some small independent colony or something. Sorry Istan, looks like our fate is not to fight each other just yet.

Though if we hold another remake after this I think I know what I am going to do...

Also with the factions system who owns it technically? because I would love to start a Star Wars Factions or something along those lines when I come back.

Edit: If you want since this will be the last time I am online for a while I could make a post where the government gets killed by a terrorist bombing by either the FSB or Terra Firma?

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