MASS EFFECT FACTIONS (Closed, Rebooting AGAIN)

[Segmentia]

Also, will figure out my spending tomorrow and post it. Time for the Asari war machine to start cranking.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

Also, will figure out my spending tomorrow and post it. Time for the Asari war machine to start cranking.

And like that I am fearful as well... but now I need to save up for a big ass space station to place in the Eden Prime system... or just a whole bunch of defence guns.

[Segmentia]

Also, will figure out my spending tomorrow and post it. Time for the Asari war machine to start cranking.

And like that I am fearful as well... but now I need to save up for a big ass space station to place in the Eden Prime system... or just a whole bunch of defence guns.

If you win.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

And like that I am fearful as well... but now I need to save up for a big ass space station to place in the Eden Prime system... or just a whole bunch of defence guns.

If you win.

I get it I get it... still. hope to win.

[Nuxipal]

Also, will figure out my spending tomorrow and post it. Time for the Asari war machine to start cranking.

And like that I am fearful as well... but now I need to save up for a big ass space station to place in the Eden Prime system... or just a whole bunch of defence guns.

Would now be a bad time to mention that I will be completing one of those Big Ass Space Stations next month? And that I have been running my country on roughly 2/3 of my income instead of the entire thing?

[Segmentia]

Just remember, we Asari might like your government all that much, but we will still care for refugees.

Ohhh, that gives me propaganda poster ideas...

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

And like that I am fearful as well... but now I need to save up for a big ass space station to place in the Eden Prime system... or just a whole bunch of defence guns.

Would now be a bad time to mention that I will be completing one of those Big Ass Space Stations next month? And that I have been running my country on roughly 2/3 of my income instead of the entire thing?

Actually no, because I ain't planning to attack you or anything really.

Oh dear Sol... Seg propaganda?

[Segmentia]

It involves Asari and nurse outfits. Enough said.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

It involves Asari and nurse outfits. Enough said.

And like that you can take Humanity as a client race, we exist to be living pleasure toys serve the Asari!

[Segmentia]

It involves Asari and nurse outfits. Enough said.

And like that you can take Humanity as a client race, we exist to be living pleasure toys serve the Asari!

If only you were serious

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

And like that you can take Humanity as a client race, we exist to be living pleasure toys serve the Asari!

If only you were serious

What if I was

[Nuxipal]

If only you were serious

What if I was

Then the easiest place to find something like this is on Illium.. where we have actual Asari in Nurse Outfits doing out propaganda campaign

[Segmentia]

If only you were serious

What if I was

Then that'd be awesome and humanity would be the first client species of the Asari Republics, and live better, happier lives for it.

[Illan]

If only you were serious

What if I was

Talk about giving up your race, man

[Nuxipal]

Just remember.. only on Illium can you buy and sell your slaves personal servants.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

What if I was

Then the easiest place to find something like this is on Illium.. where we have actual Asari in Nurse Outfits doing out propaganda campaign

*Entire human male poplation starts swarming to Asari space.... female humans become extremely jelous*

Well, I think Humanity might still be a tiny bit Xenophobic, but not for Asari

What if I was

Then that'd be awesome and humanity would be the first client species of the Asari Republics, and live better, happier lives for it.

Well our leader is still currently single, cozie up to him and you might get what you want,

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

What if I was

Talk about giving up your race, man

Well I can't help it, you seen Dat ass the greatness of Asari Culture!

[Illan]

Talk about giving up your race, man

Well I can't help it, you seen Dat ass the greatness of Asari Culture!

Oh, believe me, I have.

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

Well I can't help it, you seen Dat ass the greatness of Asari Culture!

Oh, believe me, I have.

Perhaps it would be best to let the Asari rule over all Space?

[Nuxipal]

Then the easiest place to find something like this is on Illium.. where we have actual Asari in Nurse Outfits doing out propaganda campaign

*Entire human male poplation starts swarming to Asari space.... female humans become extremely jelous*

Well, I think Humanity might still be a tiny bit Xenophobic, but not for Asari

Then that'd be awesome and humanity would be the first client species of the Asari Republics, and live better, happier lives for it.

Well our leader is still currently single, cozie up to him and you might get what you want,

WEEEELLLLLL if this little video of Aria has anything to do with the rest of the Asari.. they would much rather the human female population to swarm into Asari space.. but the Males are easier to control. Just suggest they sign up for the military because it makes them seem more attractive. Wait.. that ploy is being used on Earth too.. but Earth doesn't have Hot Blue Space Chicks!

[Illan]

Oh, believe me, I have.

Perhaps it would be best to let the Asari rule over all Space?

Naw

[Segmentia]

Remember, Asari are also long lived, giving us greater experience in...things.

[Nuxipal]

Remember, Asari are also long lived, giving us greater experience in...things.

Many things..

[Great Empire of Gamilus]

*Entire human male poplation starts swarming to Asari space.... female humans become extremely jelous*

Well, I think Humanity might still be a tiny bit Xenophobic, but not for Asari



Well our leader is still currently single, cozie up to him and you might get what you want,

WEEEELLLLLL if this little video of Aria has anything to do with the rest of the Asari.. they would much rather the human female population to swarm into Asari space.. but the Males are easier to control. Just suggest they sign up for the military because it makes them seem more attractive. Wait.. that ploy is being used on Earth too.. but Earth doesn't have Hot Blue Space Chicks!

The way male shep is straight faced afterwards cracks me up.

Perhaps it would be best to let the Asari rule over all Space?

Naw

Yeah, besides it would probably resort in a Fall of the Eldar type situation..

[Segmentia]

Except no watp, or general devinats like the Eldar had.