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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:52 am

Itium wrote:-The Sun-

Superman felt the universe shift. It had happened so many times now that he had an instinct that told him this was a new world. He heard the screaming as the nukes landed in the U.S.A. He took a look at them from orbit and noticed their origin. Russia. He flew down towards the Masakis. Perhaps they could tell him what was going on with that 'force' of theirs. It seemed to conveniently do whatever else they needed at the time.

-Russia, the Kremlin-

A purple, swirling portal appeared near Putin and Lenin. Out of it stepped an all-too familiar figure: Bastion. About three quarters of his face was missing, revealing the mechanical workings underneath. He had two large plasma rifles stored on his back, and several portions of his outer covering ripped off, showing his robotic endoskeleton. "Gentlemen. I do hope I haven't intruded on anything of impportance."

"I am negotiating with these Russians for them to stop nuking people, so yes."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
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Postby Itium » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:58 am

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Itium wrote:-The Sun-

Superman felt the universe shift. It had happened so many times now that he had an instinct that told him this was a new world. He heard the screaming as the nukes landed in the U.S.A. He took a look at them from orbit and noticed their origin. Russia. He flew down towards the Masakis. Perhaps they could tell him what was going on with that 'force' of theirs. It seemed to conveniently do whatever else they needed at the time.

-Russia, the Kremlin-

A purple, swirling portal appeared near Putin and Lenin. Out of it stepped an all-too familiar figure: Bastion. About three quarters of his face was missing, revealing the mechanical workings underneath. He had two large plasma rifles stored on his back, and several portions of his outer covering ripped off, showing his robotic endoskeleton. "Gentlemen. I do hope I haven't intruded on anything of impportance."

"I am negotiating with these Russians for them to stop nuking people, so yes."

The Age of Steel

"Stop? You want the destruction to end? How terribly human. If that is the case, then I'm afraid that my forces will be taking over this operation." Five portals, like the one before, appear in midair. Cybermen march out of one, Manhunters out of another, Terminators out of the third, and Prime Sentinels out of the fourth. Only one being comes out of the fifth, appearing like Superman except for the mechanical pieces replacing much of his body and the five yellow lantern rings glowing on his right hand.
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:10 pm

Itium wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:"I am negotiating with these Russians for them to stop nuking people, so yes."

The Age of Steel

"Stop? You want the destruction to end? How terribly human. If that is the case, then I'm afraid that my forces will be taking over this operation." Five portals, like the one before, appear in midair. Cybermen march out of one, Manhunters out of another, Terminators out of the third, and Prime Sentinels out of the fourth. Only one being comes out of the fifth, appearing like Superman except for the mechanical pieces replacing much of his body and the five yellow lantern rings glowing on his right hand.

"Watch out, Tin Man, I am holding a 20 megaton atomic bomb. I am no ordinary human. I. AM. CORNEILIUS. SLATE!!!"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby Finland SSR » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:23 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Itium wrote:The Age of Steel

"Stop? You want the destruction to end? How terribly human. If that is the case, then I'm afraid that my forces will be taking over this operation." Five portals, like the one before, appear in midair. Cybermen march out of one, Manhunters out of another, Terminators out of the third, and Prime Sentinels out of the fourth. Only one being comes out of the fifth, appearing like Superman except for the mechanical pieces replacing much of his body and the five yellow lantern rings glowing on his right hand.

"Watch out, Tin Man, I am holding a 20 megaton atomic bomb. I am no ordinary human. I. AM. CORNEILIUS. SLATE!!!"

"And you are nothing, Corneilius Slate."

Gogito was a few meters behind Slate, with his new clothing, watching the situation. "A 20 megaton bomb won't even scratch him. While we're talking about him, Cyborg Superman. Back in my universe, you did not take long to defeat. Maybe since my power has been weakened, you can give me at least a bit if a challenge?"
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Postby Turmenista » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:24 pm

Unknown Island Cluster in the Pacific

Koopa Troop

"What the hell do you want anyways?" Delaware asked the turtle creature, obviously confused.

"We just want you out of our way, Human.." Bowser grunted, emphasis on human.

"Out of your way?!" He said. "We should be out of those giant's way.." He said.

"I've identified the creature." Kamek said. "Well, we did.." He turned to Zeta, sitting on the console. "You should be thankful we're helping you, Agent.. Anyways, they're called kaiju, basically fish or something like that in the language of our creators.

"You mean Japanese? Or nintendo?" Delaware laughed. "Oh, those were the days. The nintendo 64 that somehow still worked is a special something in my heart.." He chuckled in nostalgia.

The Dreadnought, in its submarine form, surfaced, the bowser head's mouth up front slowly opening, the SUBSPACE CANNON sliding out.

"Ok, Which one do we shoot?" Bowser asked.

"The one that's winning, jackass." Delaware pointed to the more reptilian one who had the other in a headlock.

The cannon flashed, and fired a single purple sphere.

Godzilla, dropping the kaiju, ripped a rock out of the ground and smacked the sphere into the sky, roaring.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Del said in shock.

"Wait, I think the dinosaur looking one is trying to protect us.. Get mr. Ugly." Zeta said.
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:26 pm

Finland SSR wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:"Watch out, Tin Man, I am holding a 20 megaton atomic bomb. I am no ordinary human. I. AM. CORNEILIUS. SLATE!!!"

"And you are nothing, Corneilius Slate."

Gogito was a few meters behind Slate, with his new clothing, watching the situation. "A 20 megaton bomb won't even scratch him. While we're talking about him, Cyborg Superman. Back in my universe, you did not take long to defeat. Maybe since my power has been weakened, you can give me at least a bit if a challenge?"

"Psh, I don't think it will do much to me either, it's these two who will die. And Lenin, why did you launch those nukes?"
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby Slenderman The CreepyPasta King » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:29 pm

Turmenista wrote:Unknown Island Cluster in the Pacific

Koopa Troop

"What the hell do you want anyways?" Delaware asked the turtle creature, obviously confused.

"We just want you out of our way, Human.." Bowser grunted, emphasis on human.

"Out of your way?!" He said. "We should be out of those giant's way.." He said.

"I've identified the creature." Kamek said. "Well, we did.." He turned to Zeta, sitting on the console. "You should be thankful we're helping you, Agent.. Anyways, they're called kaiju, basically fish or something like that in the language of our creators.

"You mean Japanese? Or nintendo?" Delaware laughed. "Oh, those were the days. The nintendo 64 that somehow still worked is a special something in my heart.." He chuckled in nostalgia.

The Dreadnought, in its submarine form, surfaced, the bowser head's mouth up front slowly opening, the SUBSPACE CANNON sliding out.

"Ok, Which one do we shoot?" Bowser asked.

"The one that's winning, jackass." Delaware pointed to the more reptilian one who had the other in a headlock.

The cannon flashed, and fired a single purple sphere.

Godzilla, dropping the kaiju, ripped a rock out of the ground and smacked the sphere into the sky, roaring.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" Del said in shock.

"Wait, I think the dinosaur looking one is trying to protect us.. Get mr. Ugly." Zeta said.

kyogre kept swimming twoards the disturbance. when he saw godzilla fighting a kaiju he stopped. when godzilla dropped te kaiju he used hydro pump on it. sending it up and out of the water. rayquasa was flying over the fight and when he saw the kaiju, he used hyperbeam, sending it straight into the airborn kaju's chest. Groudon then walked behind bowser's crew. All of them had their orbs.
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:42 pm

Northern Arcadian Empire wrote:
The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:"GAH!" the ghost falls to the ground.


John looks at the ghost "Um are you ok?" Them back at Brooker "sorry, and I don't know where Slate went..... Stupid teleportation crap"

"We're trying to find a place to stay the night and get cleaned up, because we look like butchers and I think that scares people."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby Northern Arcadian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:11 pm

Unknown location
"Mm, I guess we can clean up" said John looking around "where do you think we are?" Taking off his helmet and cleaning it

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Postby Turmenista » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:05 pm

Godzilla

Big G, confused, turned around to see the big whale.. thing finish the fight for him. Perhaps another one of those guys who felt like ruining his day?

He roared, uprooting a tree on the island and throwing it at the creature.

Turning around, the Kaiju had slammed into the water, splashing the salty water into his eyes. He'd better stay down, else that kaiju was gonna have a bad day..

Bowser and Delaware

"Ok, what the FUCK is with all the giant creatures in our shit today?" Agent Delaware yelled, thrusting his arms into the air. "First the big two, now these colorful ones? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:27 pm

Northern Arcadian Empire wrote:Unknown location
"Mm, I guess we can clean up" said John looking around "where do you think we are?" Taking off his helmet and cleaning it

"Beats me, let's ask a local." he walked into a store and approached the fearful owner who said "Take anything you want, just don't hurt me." to which Booker said "I am not here to steal anything, I just want to know where I could find a place to stay the night."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby Northern Arcadian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:47 pm

John walks around in the store "Hey do you have any boot polish?"

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:50 pm

Northern Arcadian Empire wrote:John walks around in the store "Hey do you have any boot polish?"

"N-n-no, we don't." the owner said in fear "Answer my question, where is a place to stay the night?" the owner said "There is a hotel down the street." and as Booker left the owner ran to call 911.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Greater Nordic Federation » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:52 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Finland SSR wrote:"And you are nothing, Corneilius Slate."

Gogito was a few meters behind Slate, with his new clothing, watching the situation. "A 20 megaton bomb won't even scratch him. While we're talking about him, Cyborg Superman. Back in my universe, you did not take long to defeat. Maybe since my power has been weakened, you can give me at least a bit if a challenge?"

"Psh, I don't think it will do much to me either, it's these two who will die. And Lenin, why did you launch those nukes?"

Lenin pointed at Stalingrad Vodka, and the Shattered button that launches all the Nukes, "We need Help Pulling back all the Nukes and Bombers, but don't let the bombers explode..."

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:55 pm

The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:"Psh, I don't think it will do much to me either, it's these two who will die. And Lenin, why did you launch those nukes?"

Lenin pointed at Stalingrad Vodka, and the Shattered button that launches all the Nukes, "We need Help Pulling back all the Nukes and Bombers, but don't let the bombers explode..."

"Oh ya?" Slate threw the nuke into the moon and flew off to the nearest bomber, he casually opened the door and walked in, closing the door behind him "Now, I order you to stop this plane right now."
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Greater Nordic Federation » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:56 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:Lenin pointed at Stalingrad Vodka, and the Shattered button that launches all the Nukes, "We need Help Pulling back all the Nukes and Bombers, but don't let the bombers explode..."

"Oh ya?" Slate threw the nuke into the moon and flew off to the nearest bomber, he casually opened the door and walked in, closing the door behind him "Now, I order you to stop this plane right now."

"We can't... wait did you throw a nuke at that plane?" Lenin said with fear in his voice.

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:58 pm

The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:"Oh ya?" Slate threw the nuke into the moon and flew off to the nearest bomber, he casually opened the door and walked in, closing the door behind him "Now, I order you to stop this plane right now."

"We can't... wait did you throw a nuke at that plane?" Lenin said with fear in his voice.

"No, I threw it at the moon." he said as he walked into the cockpit.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Greater Nordic Federation » Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:59 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:"We can't... wait did you throw a nuke at that plane?" Lenin said with fear in his voice.

"No, I threw it at the moon." he said as he walked into the cockpit.

"Good, if you threw it at the bomber, a Tsar bomba would have Detonated and every thin here to Mars would be Vaporized..." Lenin and Putin then heard a ruckus outside of the Kremlin.

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:03 pm

The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:"No, I threw it at the moon." he said as he walked into the cockpit.

"Good, if you threw it at the bomber, a Tsar bomba would have Detonated and every thin here to Mars would be Vaporized..." Lenin and Putin then heard a ruckus outside of the Kremlin.

Slate slammed the pilots' heads together in the hopes of knocking them out, but instead their head splattered on impact "Damn, Lenin, the pilots are kinda dead and I can't fly." he said over the radio.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby Northern Arcadian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:04 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
Northern Arcadian Empire wrote:John walks around in the store "Hey do you have any boot polish?"

"N-n-no, we don't." the owner said in fear "Answer my question, where is a place to stay the night?" the owner said "There is a hotel down the street." and as Booker left the owner ran to call 911.


"Mm shame, well here some gold coins for helping us out" said John giving the man three gold coins for his helpfulness, walking after Booker and Anna
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Postby The Greater Nordic Federation » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:05 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:"Good, if you threw it at the bomber, a Tsar bomba would have Detonated and every thin here to Mars would be Vaporized..." Lenin and Putin then heard a ruckus outside of the Kremlin.

Slate slammed the pilots' heads together in the hopes of knocking them out, but instead their head splattered on impact "Damn, Lenin, the pilots are kinda dead and I can't fly." he said over the radio.

Lenin Facepalmed as Security walked in, "Lenin, Putin."
"Yes Cornechof?"
"There are Soviets outside..."
"Tell them we will be out in a few hours."

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:11 pm

The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:Slate slammed the pilots' heads together in the hopes of knocking them out, but instead their head splattered on impact "Damn, Lenin, the pilots are kinda dead and I can't fly." he said over the radio.

Lenin Facepalmed as Security walked in, "Lenin, Putin."
"Yes Cornechof?"
"There are Soviets outside..."
"Tell them we will be out in a few hours."

"I tried to knock them out, but their heads exploded."

San Francisco, CA
Booker and Anna walked down the street to a hotel where they walked in and Booker was about to say something but the guy behind the counter ran away in fear.
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Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
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Postby The Greater Nordic Federation » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:14 pm

The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:
The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:Lenin Facepalmed as Security walked in, "Lenin, Putin."
"Yes Cornechof?"
"There are Soviets outside..."
"Tell them we will be out in a few hours."

"I tried to knock them out, but their heads exploded."

San Francisco, CA
Booker and Anna walked down the street to a hotel where they walked in and Booker was about to say something but the guy behind the counter ran away in fear.


Bomber
"You called?" the Medic and Engineer walk in.

Kremlin, Moscow
"Well, let's see the people outside, like captains were going down with this ship." Lenin smiled.
They walked out to see none other than the Soviets from the USSR, all of them.

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Postby The Greater Nordic Federation » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:19 pm

Turmenista wrote:Godzilla

Big G, confused, turned around to see the big whale.. thing finish the fight for him. Perhaps another one of those guys who felt like ruining his day?

He roared, uprooting a tree on the island and throwing it at the creature.

Turning around, the Kaiju had slammed into the water, splashing the salty water into his eyes. He'd better stay down, else that kaiju was gonna have a bad day..

Bowser and Delaware

"Ok, what the FUCK is with all the giant creatures in our shit today?" Agent Delaware yelled, thrusting his arms into the air. "First the big two, now these colorful ones? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"


*Jane Doe walks in with shotgun in hand*

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Postby The Intergalactic Russian Empire » Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:20 pm

The Greater Nordic Federation wrote:
The Intergalactic Russian Empire wrote:"I tried to knock them out, but their heads exploded."

San Francisco, CA
Booker and Anna walked down the street to a hotel where they walked in and Booker was about to say something but the guy behind the counter ran away in fear.


Bomber
"You called?" the Medic and Engineer walk in.

Kremlin, Moscow
"Well, let's see the people outside, like captains were going down with this ship." Lenin smiled.
They walked out to see none other than the Soviets from the USSR, all of them.

"Yep, can either of you fly a plane? I could just carry it but since you are already here."
Call me Russia, Rus, or IRE
Paketo wrote:
Alleniana wrote:'the Blacks in the region began to proliferate"
What? What does that even mean? Like, they took over and castrated all the non-blacks?


it means the baby daddies and their sugar mommas got busy and out produced the whites asians and everyone else

Apto wrote:
Aeternabilis wrote:Time for the Second Battle for Kongou's Body! Now with 3x the combatants!

That sounds so lewd when taken out of context. :rofl:
clay_the_awsome: Horny teens are what made this species great to begin with
What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms ... or the memory of a brother's smile? - Aemon Targaryen
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