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Postby The Vaktovian Empire » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:30 pm

Now also, Uni, Ruri, and Luz, are you interested in the Pacific Theater RP I TGed you guys about a few days back?

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Postby Ruridova » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:46 pm

Ruridova wrote:
Unicario wrote:In breaking news,

The Holy Roman Empire has brutalized Brazil in the semi-finals of the World Cup, 7-1. This means that the HRE will either face the Low Countries, or Tawantinsuyu in the World Cup finals. Brazilians everywhere have been humiliated, as the HRE has shown them the might of blood and iron.

In breaking news,

The Orange and the White-and-Blue have remained unable to score against each other, despite multiple attempts by both sides, after 90 minutes of play. The semifinal match between Tawantisuyu and the Low Countries will now go to 30 minutes of extra time; if that does not decide the game, they will go to penalty kicks. The victor of the game will face Germany's might in the World Cup Finals; the loser will play against the humiliated Brazilians for third place.

BREAKING:

Tawantisuyu wins with 4 penalty kicks to the Low Country's 2 after a scoreless match. This means that Tawantisuyu will face Germany in the final match of the cup. The final match has already been nicknamed "Brazil's nightmare", because it pits the team that utterly humiliated Brazil against Brazil's biggest rival. The Low Countries will play Brazil for third place.
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Postby Ruridova » Wed Jul 09, 2014 3:47 pm

The Vaktovian Empire wrote:
Ruridova wrote:Andalusia is a region of southern Spain that, in this timeline, is Christian, like the remainder of Spain. Al-Andalus was the term for Muslim Spain. It has been agreed that Spain is not Muslim and thus not al-Andalus, and since Morocco is not Spain, Morocco is neither Andalusia nor al-Andalus.


I believe this will settle the trouble you're having with the name... that's pretty much the only thing that I took from Andalusia. Morocco is a caliphate in this RP, only it's a caliphate of Moroccans. The names of the government and all are still the same. The battles and such that took place between Muslim Spain and Portugal in the old RP will simply be now Catholic Spain vs. Muslim Morocco (Andalusia). The truth is I just like the name Al-Andalus, and Andalusia, and so as a result, the Moroccan Caliphate renamed itself the Caliphate of Al-Andalus, and the demonym of that is Andalusian. There will be a sect of Catholic Moroccans (Of both North African and Southwestern European descent that will attempt to leave Andalusia. (And as a result, the modest Nationalistic Kingdom of Spain will suffer refugees coming in from Morocco, but these refugees will be Catholic, only wishing for a more practical approach and asking the military to overthrow the Kingdom. Though this will be a seperate incident as the refugees will not do this to give the Andalusian Morocco a chance, they'll be doing it to try and overtake Spain and make it into their own political views nation (Keeping it Catholic in the process) the government will hence suffer a Civil War (Instead of Fascists vs. Monarchs, it's Monarchs vs. Oligarchs. I don't know when all these attempts happen, but Morocco has yet to be overthrown by the more radicalist Muslim Andalite Government. As I don't get too ahead of myself, this should settle this:

The Vaktovian Empire wrote:So really, does anyone know if the Morocco player is returning? Because if not, I have layed out a realistic and accurate situation likely to occur (If not, then peace will just be the secondary option between the two ententes).
-Morocco will historically be a Kingdom, until recently becoming a small, regional-influenced Caliphate that attempted to mimic the successes of the Ottoman Empire, only they were only successful in doing such a thing on a regional level of North Africa.
-Morocco will slowly but steadily become anti-Spain, as relations both OTL and AWWAverse are both quite slight and tense throughout history.
-Since Morocco is Islamist, and Spain being predominantly Catholic, both sides begin to hate eachother even more. The Straight of Gibraltar although in British hands becomes the center of growing conflict and terrorism by the early 1930's.
-At some point from now and before 1940, Morocco will become a semi-rational Caliphate to a ultra-nationalistic, theocratic, psychotic Islamic state, close to or further rampant than that of OTL Iran. Morocco, will rename itself Andalusia (Because at least one thing I had to steal from the last RP while still retaining to cultural and regional guidelines) because it is the Southernmost province of Spain and the former of which used to be the Islamic Caliphate of Andalusia during the early days of Islamic Spain. From an undisclosed date to possibly into the early 1960's, or even 1970's, Andalusia and Spain will engage in a heavy Cold War, which at times will be a full-scale war and at other times be more laid back than the last years of the Cold War in the 1990's (At least from a U.S Perspective).
-Spain will eventually beat Andalusia, and install a puppet-state of Catholic officials, but by the 21st century, these officials will once again be overthrown and replaced by semi-psycho Islamic Dictators, but no longer Caliphs. In essence, Andalusia will be IRL Iraq reoccurring just like it has today.

Reasons for this:
-Well, I'm not the same unless I get someone to pester Spain.
-I really wanted to recreate what I did in the last RP, but not twisting history to say Spain is Muslim and Portugal is Catholic like I previously did to make what I wanted happen.
-Instead, I've chosen an Islamic country (Morocco) which is almost 99% Islamic. I've sculpted its IRL history so that the majority of it is accurate, only until recently a Caliphate overthrew the Kingdom attempting to copycat the late successes of the Ottomans.
-I will keep Spain Catholic the entire time, and there is exactly a 0% chance of Andalusia succeeding in defeating Spain and setting a flag in Madrid. (Because Europe would never allow such a thing to occur and it would be unrealistic, seeming as though I may have Andalusia's military become more powerful than Spain's at times, Italy and Portugal, as well as France, would never allow something like that to happen, and would at least donate arms to assist. However, Andalusia might, might invade and get as far as Granada, if not Murcia. It will never reach Madrid though.
On the likewise, Spain will likely get to Tangier, and possibly Casablanca, but it is unlikely it will ever reach Rabat because of such a high demand for security, especially in the later years in 1950-1960, and beyond.
-I decided on this because I hoped the reasons above^ explained rationally, would not be unrealistic (As I don't see them as such, since they fall in line with IRL regional religious and social groups and doesn't make Spain Muslim in anyway) would safice with Luz and Uni, as well as Ruri and Boji. And then I would file an app for Morocco after all is settled. With that, I hope you all consider my proposition, and reply to this. Thank You.

Morocco is not al-Andalus in the same way that Brazil is not Argentina.
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- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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2014 FIFA World Cup - Brazil

ROUND OF 16
BRAZIL(BRA) 1 (3)
RIO GRANDE(RGD) 1 (2)

VENEZUELA(VEN) 2
THE VOLTA(VLT) 0

FRANCE(FRA) 2
NIGERIA(NGA) 0

GERMANY(HRE) 2
ALGERIA(ALG) 1

LOW COUNTRIES(LCR) 2
AL-MAYIQUH(AMQ) 1

URCA(CTR) 1 (5)
RUM(RUM) 1 (3)

TAWANTISUYU(TWS) 1
SWITZERLAND(SUI) 0

YUGOSLAVIA(YUG) 2
CONFEDERACY(CSA) 1


QUARTERFINALS
BRAZIL(BRA) 2
VENEZUELA(VEN) 1

GERMANY(HRE) 1
FRANCE(FRA) 0

LOW COUNTRIES(LCR) 0 (4)
URCA(CTR) 0 (3)

TAWANTISUYU(TWS) 1
YUGOSLAVIA(YUG) 0


SEMIFINALS
GERMANY(HRE) 7
BRAZIL(BRA) 1

TAWANTISUYU(TWS) 0 (4)
LOW COUNTRIES(LCR) 0 (2)


FINALS AND CONSOLATION
FINAL MATCH
GERMANY(HRE) ?
TAWANTISUYU(TWS) ?

CONSOLATION MATCH
BRAZIL(BRA) ?
LOW COUNTRIES(LCR) ?
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"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."
- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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Postby Unicario » Wed Jul 09, 2014 8:29 pm

If Morocco departs from Sunni Islam, Rum will call a jihad against it, and call upon all Muslims to take up arms against the false Caliph in Marrakesh. :3
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Postby Ruridova » Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:38 pm

I reject your coalition and substitute my own.
Республіка Рюрідова - Королівство Вілкія
"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."
- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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Postby The Vaktovian Empire » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:18 am

Unicario wrote:If Morocco departs from Sunni Islam, Rum will call a jihad against it, and call upon all Muslims to take up arms against the false Caliph in Marrakesh. :3


Andalite Islam is Sunni Islam, there was a point f deviation I do not recall. I will have to check il on it.

Anyway, there's no reason for jihad against it....

They both dislike Shiite Islam. Were just not exactly "Sunni" Sunni.


Also Rurik, it is a name not an identity. Sure the people will be similar as those of the retconned Andalusia but they will all be Moroccan and from north Africa.

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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 8:27 am

The Vaktovian Empire wrote:
Unicario wrote:If Morocco departs from Sunni Islam, Rum will call a jihad against it, and call upon all Muslims to take up arms against the false Caliph in Marrakesh. :3


Andalite Islam is Sunni Islam, there was a point f deviation I do not recall. I will have to check il on it.

Anyway, there's no reason for jihad against it....

They both dislike Shiite Islam. Were just not exactly "Sunni" Sunni.

It would be more realistic to make Al-Mayiquh Sunni, but I want it to be Shia...
Also Rurik, it is a name not an identity. Sure the people will be similar as those of the retconned Andalusia but they will all be Moroccan and from north Africa.

That makes no sense whatsoever.
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"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."
- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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Postby Unicario » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:13 am

Ruridova wrote:I reject your coalition and substitute my own.


The South American countries don't like Brazil. We hate Brazil more than we hate Europe.
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Postby The Vaktovian Empire » Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:33 am

Unicario wrote:
Ruridova wrote:I reject your coalition and substitute my own.


The South American countries don't like Brazil. We hate Brazil more than we hate Europe.


Too damn bad.... :p

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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:18 am

Unicario wrote:
Ruridova wrote:I reject your coalition and substitute my own.


The South American countries don't like Brazil. We hate Brazil more than we hate Europe.

That also makes no sense because Europe is a threat to all of you. It is a common enemy that either enslaved or tried to enslave every nation of the Americas. Tawantisuyu refusing the offer presented by the Confederacy makes about as much sense as Stalin rejecting the offer to join forces with Churchill and Roosevelt against Hitler and Tojo. It's shortsighted, adversarial, foolish, and ultimately self-destructive. A house divided, as you may recall, cannot stand- and Europe has not forgotten the old maxim of divide et impera.

Besides, the only reason Apaec has given to the Americas is 'just trust me', which is not a good argument. The CSA has brought up well-known tactics, used history as a reference, and provided far more compelling and far more logical reasoning.
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- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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Postby Luziyca » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:21 am

Uh, Ruri, Guyane is very close with Mother Britain (and after the fall of France to the fascists, a major influencing power on society). We don't really mind the British.
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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:24 am

Luziyca wrote:Uh, Ruri, Guyane is very close with Mother Britain (and after the fall of France to the fascists, a major influencing power on society). We don't really mind the British.

Yes, but Britain is not all there is of Europe. The point is that every independent nation of the Americas circa 1891 exists because it won a war against a European nation. The CSA and Quebec fought Britain. Rio Grande, al-Mayqiuh, Tehuantepec, the URCA, Venezuela, and Tawantisuyu fought Spain. Guyane fought France. Brazil fought Portugal. And Europe views the Americas as places to be reclaimed by their empires.
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Postby Luziyca » Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:28 am

Guyane actually declared independence in 1797 when Pichegru was sent there and killed the prison guards, and the French never came back to reclaim it, because they were too busy with internal problems (i.e. Napoleon), meaning that after the Guyanese ousted the prison guards or killed them, they became independent.

Hence why Guyane is the last remnant of the French Revolutionary ideals of liberty, equality, and brotherhood among the French speaking nations.
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Postby Unicario » Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:12 am

Quite, but we still hate them, you know. It's not like any of the four players who run Europe are going to try to reclaim it. The only country I could see being dumb enough to try it is Spain, and Spain would get it's ass handed to it by everybody else. >_>

I assume the OAS would tell Canada to sod off?
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Postby Luziyca » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:00 pm

Kargin, if it's alright with you, mind if we let Reunion be under Chinese control until 1954 when it gets granted sovereignty?
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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:06 pm

Unicario wrote:Quite, but we still hate them, you know. It's not like any of the four players who run Europe are going to try to reclaim it. The only country I could see being dumb enough to try it is Spain, and Spain would get it's ass handed to it by everybody else. >_>

You irrationally hate a fellow American nation more than you hate the people who murdered a Sapa Inka, the people who dismissed you as savages to be conquered, the people who have shown the ability to commit acts of genocide and unbridled imperialism? Really? And you'll put your sovereignty at risk because you don't like the fact that your neighbors touch you?

Is Apaec http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TooDumbToLive?
I assume the OAS would tell Canada to sod off?

In 1892? Yes.

In 2014, when internationalism has replaced the Monroe/Smith Doctrine? No.
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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:10 pm

The fact that you people are refusing still strikes me as utterly, patently, ridiculous. "I don't like Brazil touching me, so I'm going to drive a large resource-powerful nation into the hands of the people who have repeatedly tried to destroy entire nations, opening the possibility that things could go seriously wrong and my country's very existence could be jeopardized. Seems logical."
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Postby Unicario » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:28 pm

Ruridova wrote:The fact that you people are refusing still strikes me as utterly, patently, ridiculous. "I don't like Brazil touching me, so I'm going to drive a large resource-powerful nation into the hands of the people who have repeatedly tried to destroy entire nations, opening the possibility that things could go seriously wrong and my country's very existence could be jeopardized. Seems logical."


I never said Tawantinsuyu would refuse. I just said that there was a large group of people in the country who didn't really want the CSA meddling in South America.
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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 2:47 pm

Unicario wrote:
Ruridova wrote:The fact that you people are refusing still strikes me as utterly, patently, ridiculous. "I don't like Brazil touching me, so I'm going to drive a large resource-powerful nation into the hands of the people who have repeatedly tried to destroy entire nations, opening the possibility that things could go seriously wrong and my country's very existence could be jeopardized. Seems logical."


I never said Tawantinsuyu would refuse. I just said that there was a large group of people in the country who didn't really want the CSA meddling in South America.

The CSA isn't 'meddling', unless you qualify our alliance with Venezuela as 'meddling'. It's just that the CSA finds the concept of Tawantisuyu invading Brazil as incredibly dangerous, incredibly foolish, incredibly unnecessary, incredibly short-sighted, and incredibly destructive. The Confederacy would prefer to see the free nations of the Americas united to stand against their mutual enemies, rather than kill their young men fighting each other.
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"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink; I was a stranger and you invited me in; I needed clothes and you clothed me; I was sick and you looked after me; I was in prison and you came to visit me... Truly, whatever you did for one of the least of my brothers and sisters, you did for me."
- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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Postby Unicario » Thu Jul 10, 2014 3:31 pm

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Unicario wrote:
I never said Tawantinsuyu would refuse. I just said that there was a large group of people in the country who didn't really want the CSA meddling in South America.

The CSA isn't 'meddling', unless you qualify our alliance with Venezuela as 'meddling'. It's just that the CSA finds the concept of Tawantisuyu invading Brazil as incredibly dangerous, incredibly foolish, incredibly unnecessary, incredibly short-sighted, and incredibly destructive. The Confederacy would prefer to see the free nations of the Americas united to stand against their mutual enemies, rather than kill their young men fighting each other.


I'm saying this is from an IC perspective. I've told you OOCly that I love the idea of the OAS, but from an IC perspective, the reactionaries of the Tawantinsuyu Empire are hostile to the idea of being in the CSA's "sphere of influence" of sorts.
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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:08 pm

I ATTEMPT TO MAKE AWWA ERB-STYLE RAP BATTLES

Boji and Vak have both been saying I should try this, so here goes, I guess. Until I feel more confident with writing rap, I've decided to use preexisting RL ERBoH videos as the main inspiration for the patterning(or 'flow') of the battle. There may or may not be more, depending on the reaction. Hopefully there are, but they may be poor enough that I decide not to further humiliate myself.

So, without further ado..

QUEEN VICTORIA versus EMPRESS MEIJI

VICTORIA: Of all the crowned heads in history, they put a little old lady up against me?
I'm mistress of the world's greatest country, no other monarch can stand to me!
You're no match for me, same for our countries- even my name says I'll have victory
You want to battle? Try, but that's a crazy notion! Great Britain is a beast best left unwoken!
Comprehend that? Or was it too far from you to detect?
Maybe to ferry this message we'll need to conquer something nearer to your homeland.
I'm grandmother of Europe, those great kings are my kin
I've conquered more countries than you ever did!
You waste time in your palace reading Georg von Licht
While I rule the world as my empire, bitch!

MEIJI: Yes, it's true- I liked to make sure that great thought could grow
But now I'll do what I need to do to shove a bit of humility inside of you!
I never left my prime, I used all my time- what did you do with this half of your life?
You hid from the state and put on too much weight, all because fair Albert died, fool!
They call you England's greatest queen, but your accomplishments were those of others-
Your empire took some colonies, but it easily lost others!
You don't want to mess with Empress Meiji, or you'll have to face the greatest Asian country!
Stick to mourning every little thing, because soon you'll have to nurse the wounds of another defeat!

VICTORIA: It seems to me that, when you compare our empires, Britain to Japan, one went quite higher!
Sometimes the world benefits from periods of inaction, but don't pussy out when you're rapping!
I created a global empire, economic, military, family, and I can look out and be amused by sheer magnitude of the shadow of what you're standing in!
And I will leave you with something that I first learned at half your age to rebut:
The difference in sheer size of my empire and it's colonies is increasingly seen and if someone can defeat me, then I pray tell you, what?

MEIJI: Oh, go bother someone your... own size. I'm your ancestor, dear, your descendents are also mine.
Tennoheika Banzai, for my Nippon is very Dai- and by the way, the answer to your little silly question is "I",
As in I had my men do your fighting to deal with all of the ways that you fucked up your empire
While my Alex was in the bedroom beating you in your fav'rite sort of 'business'.
My legacy is here to stay, but this battle is finished.
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- the Gospel of Matthew, 25:35-40

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Postby Unicario » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:16 pm

OHHHHHHHHHH SHIZNIT MOTHERFUCKERS, MEIJI JUST TORCHED A BIIIIIIIITCH!

That battle would be very controversial in Japan at first, having Empress Meiji in it, but it'd eventually be well loved. :P

List of ERB battles:

Season 1
1. Bill O'Reily vs. John Lennon
2. Mikheil Svanidze vs. The Dark Shogun
3. Chuck Norris vs. Robert E. Lee
4. Michele Bachmann vs. Lady Gaga
5. Kim Jong-il vs. Hulk Hogan
6. Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven
7. Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
8. Genghis Khan vs. Easter Bunny
9. Napoleon vs. Napoleon
10. Billy Mays vs. Benjamin Franklin
11. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
12. William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss
13. Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers
14. Christopher Columbus vs. James Kirk
15. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD

Season 2
1. Mikheil Svanidze vs. The Dark Shogun (Round 2)
2. Master Chief vs. Leonidas
3. Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros.
4. Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley
5. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe
6. Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates
7. Freddie Mercury vs. Frank Sinatra
8. Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney
9. Doc Brown vs. The Doctor
10. Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood
11. Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes
12. Moses vs. Santa Claus
13. Adam vs. Eve
14. Mohandas Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King Jr.
15. Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison
16. Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong
17. Mozart vs. Skrillex
18. ???

Season 3
1. Mikheil Svanidze vs. The Dark Shogun (Round 3)
2. Blackbeard vs. Al Capone
3. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan d'Arc
4. Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso
5. Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali
6. Donald Trump vs. Ebenezer Scrooge
7. Rick Grimes vs Walter White
8. Goku vs Superman
9. Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe
10. Isaac Newton vs. Bill Nye
11. George Washington vs William Wallace
12. Renaissance Artists vs. TMNT (finale)
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Postby Bojikami » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:32 pm

Unicario wrote:OHHHHHHHHHH SHIZNIT MOTHERFUCKERS, MEIJI JUST TORCHED A BIIIIIIIITCH!

That battle would be very controversial in Japan at first, having Empress Meiji in it, but it'd eventually be well loved. :P

List of ERB battles:

Season 1
1. Bill O'Reily vs. John Lennon
2. [worst dictator ever] vs. Dark Shogun (aka Darth Vader)
3. Chuck Norris vs. Jefferson Davis(?)
4. [annoying Confederate woman] vs. Lady Gaga
5. Kim Jong-il vs. Hulk Hogan
6. Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven
7. Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
8. Genghis Khan vs. Easter Bunny
9. Napoleon vs. Napoleon
10. Billy Mays vs. Benjamin Franklin(?)
11. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
12. William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss
13. Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers
14. Christopher Columbus vs. James Kirk
15. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD

Season 2
1. Battle #2 pt.2
2. Master Chief vs. Leonidas
3. Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros.
4. Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley
5. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe
6. Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (With more than just Apple and Microsoft around, would this change?)
7. Freddie Mercury vs. Frank Sinatra
8. Barack Obama vs. [??]
9. Doc Brown vs. The Doctor
10. Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood
11. Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes
12. Moses vs. Santa Claus
13. Adam vs. Eve
14. Mohandas Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King Jr.
15. Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison
16. Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong
17. Mozart vs. Skrillex
18. ??? (Rasputin v. Stalin makes no sense ATL, since neither man was really a major figure)

Season 3
1. Battle #2 pt.3
2. Blackbeard vs. Al Capone
3. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan d'Arc
4. Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso
5. Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali
6. Donald Trump vs. Ebenezer Scrooge
7. Rick Grimes vs Walter White
8. Goku vs Superman
9. Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe (perhaps George von Licht instead of King?)
10. Empress Meiji vs. Queen Victoria
11. George Washington vs William Wallace (IDK about this, since Washington has an image of a martyr, so I don't think any CSA dudes would risk offending their own country over a depiction of the "martyr Washington"?)

There you go Ruri, here's a list of battles, I'll change it at your request. :P

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Postby Ruridova » Thu Jul 10, 2014 4:56 pm

Unicario wrote:OHHHHHHHHHH SHIZNIT MOTHERFUCKERS, MEIJI JUST TORCHED A BIIIIIIIITCH!

That battle would be very controversial in Japan at first, having Empress Meiji in it, but it'd eventually be well loved. :P

List of ERB battles:

Season 1
1. Bill O'Reily vs. John Lennon
2. [worst dictator ever] vs. Dark Shogun (aka Darth Vader)
3. Chuck Norris vs. Jefferson Davis(?)
4. [annoying Confederate woman] vs. Lady Gaga
5. Kim Jong-il vs. Hulk Hogan
6. Justin Bieber vs. Beethoven
7. Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking
8. Genghis Khan vs. Easter Bunny
9. Napoleon vs. Napoleon
10. Billy Mays vs. Benjamin Franklin(?)
11. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
12. William Shakespeare vs. Dr. Seuss
13. Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers
14. Christopher Columbus vs. James Kirk
15. NicePeter vs. EpicLLOYD

Season 2
1. Battle #2 pt.2
2. Master Chief vs. Leonidas
3. Mario Bros. vs. Wright Bros.
4. Michael Jackson vs. Elvis Presley
5. Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe
6. Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates (With more than just Apple and Microsoft around, would this change?)
7. Freddie Mercury vs. Frank Sinatra
8. Barack Obama vs. [??]
9. Doc Brown vs. The Doctor
10. Bruce Lee vs. Clint Eastwood
11. Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes
12. Moses vs. Santa Claus
13. Adam vs. Eve
14. Mohandas Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King Jr.
15. Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison
16. Babe Ruth vs. Lance Armstrong
17. Mozart vs. Skrillex
18. ??? (Rasputin v. Stalin makes no sense ATL, since neither man was really a major figure)

Season 3
1. Battle #2 pt.3
2. Blackbeard vs. Al Capone
3. Miley Cyrus vs. Joan d'Arc
4. Bob Ross vs. Pablo Picasso
5. Michael Jordan vs. Muhammad Ali
6. Donald Trump vs. Ebenezer Scrooge
7. Rick Grimes vs Walter White
8. Goku vs Superman
9. Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe (perhaps George von Licht instead of King?)
10. Empress Meiji vs. Queen Victoria
11. George Washington vs William Wallace (IDK about this, since Washington has an image of a martyr, so I don't think any CSA dudes would risk offending their own country over a depiction of the "martyr Washington"?)

There you go Ruri, here's a list of battles, I'll change it at your request. :P

The ones I'm making are OoC entertainment, not IC things. Your list can be the IC list, though, replacing Meiji-Victoria with Nye-Newton(since Meiji-Victoria is OoC).


Season One Number Two might have Mikheil Svanidze.
Season One Number Three might make more sense with Norris versus Robert Lee.
Season One Number Four could have Michele Bachmann.
Season One Number Ten would work as stated.
Season Two Episode Six would work as stated.
Season Two Episode Eight would have either Arizona Senator John McCain or Former Indiana Governor Mitt Romney.
Season Two Episode Eighteen might be ideal for a massive international rap battle.
Season Three Episode Nine should remain as is; Von Licht did not write horror.
Season Three Episode Ten should, as stated earlier, be the same as RL, since Meiji-Victoria is OoC.
Season Three Episode Eleven would work as stated.
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