1923: Extremely Alternate History (OOC, OPEN!)

[The Emerald Dragon]

Oh god that's fantastic!

But one time it bit me in the ass when I came to Milan. "Sabes Español?" No "Sabes Catalan?" No "Do you uhm uh speak the english?" No "for fuck's sake you fucking milanese bastards!"

You're Mexican?!

[Baja California y Sonora]

But one time it bit me in the ass when I came to Milan. "Sabes Español?" No "Sabes Catalan?" No "Do you uhm uh speak the english?" No "for fuck's sake you fucking milanese bastards!"

You're Mexican?!

Not every Spanish speaker comes from Mexico smh.

[Bujahla]

You're Mexican?!

Not every Spanish speaker comes from Mexico smh.

#ignorancelevelshellahigh

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

But one time it bit me in the ass when I came to Milan. "Sabes Español?" No "Sabes Catalan?" No "Do you uhm uh speak the english?" No "for fuck's sake you fucking milanese bastards!"

You're Mexican?!

A bloody mexican won't know a single word of fucking Catalan, you twat.

[The Emerald Dragon]

You're Mexican?!

Not every Spanish speaker comes from Mexico smh.

Yeah.

Spain, Argentina, Ceuta, Melilla, Colombia, Cuba, Domincan Republic, Ecuador, Venezuela, Uruguay, Paraguay, Peru, Costa Rica, Panama, Guatemala, Mexico, Bolivia, etc

#Bitchpleaseicannamemoreflagsthantheageofyourparentscombined

Emilio, that flame though.

The Emerald Dragon wrote:
Emilio Aguinaldo wrote:
But one time it bit me in the ass when I came to Milan. "Sabes Español?" No "Sabes Catalan?" No "Do you uhm uh speak the english?" No "for fuck's sake you fucking milanese bastards!"


You're Mexican?!

"A bloody mexican won't know a single word of fucking Catalan, you twat."

[Bujahla]

#wegotabaiteroverhere

[Caltarania]

I agree. If you want, I can give you a run down of the nations by colour on the map.

Hey, do you end school of the 23rd of July, over there in Yorkshire?

Sorta.

I mean, I'm only in school for two days this week because study leave. I believe I finish some time at the end of June.

I agree. If you want, I can give you a run down of the nations by colour on the map.

I do want that, thank you.

New Roman Republic - Purple - America - Bujahla
The Maori State of Aotearoa - Musky Green - New Zealand -The Emerald Dragon
The Seleucid Empire - Army Green - Middle East - Emilio Aguinaldo
The Britannian Empire - Pretty Red - Britain - Caltarania
The State of Rub' al Khali - Tan - Arabia - Chiata
The Republic of Carpathia - Turquoise - Black Sea - Kryskov
Punic Empire - Musky Brown - Central Asia - Lunas Legion
The State of Nippon - Bright Purple - East Asia -The New Lowlands
The Holy Empire of Mexico - Dirt Red - Mexico - Matariel Islands
The Tetrarchy of Holstein - Saffron - Germany - Sveltlana
United Kingdom of Celts - Irish Green - Ireland - Conchabira
Empire of the Khmer - Pale Yellow - East Asia - Senkaku
Apostolic See of the Vatican - Light Pastel Blue - Aden Protectorate
The Third Empire - Maroon - imperial canadian dutchy
Nordsylvannia - Norse Blue - Rephasus

Plus more I'm missing!

[The Emerald Dragon]

You're Mexican?!

A bloody mexican won't know a single word of fucking Catalan, you twat.

Sorry.

Now your flame will forever be here, and i will have power over you.

[Rephesus]

You could've said Spain, Latin America and parts of the Philippines, but nooo let's name them individually

[Bujahla]

Hey, do you end school of the 23rd of July, over there in Yorkshire?

Sorta.

I mean, I'm only in school for two days this week because study leave. I believe I finish some time at the end of June.

I do want that, thank you.

New Roman Republic - Purple - America - Bujahla
The Maori State of Aotearoa - Musky Green - New Zealand -The Emerald Dragon
The Seleucid Empire - Army Green - Middle East - Emilio Aguinaldo
The Britannian Empire - Pretty Red - Britain - Caltarania
The State of Rub' al Khali - Tan - Arabia - Chiata
The Republic of Carpathia - Turquoise - Black Sea - Kryskov
Punic Empire - Musky Brown - Central Asia - Lunas Legion
The State of Nippon - Bright Purple - East Asia -The New Lowlands
The Holy Empire of Mexico - Dirt Red - Mexico - Matariel Islands
The Tetrarchy of Holstein - Saffron - Germany - Sveltlana
United Kingdom of Celts - Irish Green - Ireland - Conchabira
Empire of the Khmer - Pale Yellow - East Asia - Senkaku
Apostolic See of the Vatican - Light Pastel Blue - Aden Protectorate
The Third Empire - Maroon - imperial canadian dutchy
Nordsylvannia - Norse Blue - Rephasus

Plus more I'm missing!

Besides for the last three, the rest are in the OP already, lol.

[Rephesus]

The Nordic League*

Nordsylvannia is just the name of the American Colony.

[Conchabira]

I always go for "Sabes Español?" Because it confuses the shit out of tourists.

Oh god that's fantastic!

And cruel. Very cruel

I can just say "'Ay up lass, you fancy a cuppa down at t'pub? M'mam popped her clogs t'other day, aint nowt left of her!"

Confuses the shit outta people.

You sick sick europeans confusing the hell out of us innocent American tourists.

[Baja California y Sonora]

You're Mexican?!

A bloody mexican won't know a single word of fucking Catalan, you twat.

Ehh doubtful, but idc.

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

A bloody mexican won't know a single word of fucking Catalan, you twat.

Sorry.

Now your flame will forever be here, and i will have power over you.

Do you really think I care about that? I've been worse, and you've haven't seen my shit in F7 that was pruned.

[The Emerald Dragon]

You could've said Spain, Latin America and parts of the Philippines, but nooo let's name them individually

Go hard, or go home


Sorry, after that BDSM pokemon video, it's not appropriate for me to say this.

Conchabira.

Come to my hometown.

"The most uncultured place in Britain"

Type that into google.

And no,

it's not Essex.

[Caltarania]

Sorta.

I mean, I'm only in school for two days this week because study leave. I believe I finish some time at the end of June.



New Roman Republic - Purple - America - Bujahla
The Maori State of Aotearoa - Musky Green - New Zealand -The Emerald Dragon
The Seleucid Empire - Army Green - Middle East - Emilio Aguinaldo
The Britannian Empire - Pretty Red - Britain - Caltarania
The State of Rub' al Khali - Tan - Arabia - Chiata
The Republic of Carpathia - Turquoise - Black Sea - Kryskov
Punic Empire - Musky Brown - Central Asia - Lunas Legion
The State of Nippon - Bright Purple - East Asia -The New Lowlands
The Holy Empire of Mexico - Dirt Red - Mexico - Matariel Islands
The Tetrarchy of Holstein - Saffron - Germany - Sveltlana
United Kingdom of Celts - Irish Green - Ireland - Conchabira
Empire of the Khmer - Pale Yellow - East Asia - Senkaku
Apostolic See of the Vatican - Light Pastel Blue - Aden Protectorate
The Third Empire - Maroon - imperial canadian dutchy
Nordsylvannia - Norse Blue - Rephasus

Plus more I'm missing!

Besides for the last three, the rest are in the OP already, lol.

I know. I started writing out a list then realized and went 'wait. the fuck am I doing?'. xD

And cruel. Very cruel

I can just say "'Ay up lass, you fancy a cuppa down at t'pub? M'mam popped her clogs t'other day, aint nowt left of her!"

Confuses the shit outta people.

You sick sick europeans confusing the hell out of us innocent American tourists.

Mwahahaha.

#YorkshireDialect4LangaugeStatus2015

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

You could've said Spain, Latin America and parts of the Philippines, but nooo let's name them individually

Go hard, or go home


Sorry, after that BDSM pokemon video, it's not appropriate for me to say this.

Conchabira.

Come to my hometown.

"The most uncultured place in Britain"

Type that into google.

And no,

it's not Essex.

East London? Bloody hell you're a cockney?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

I always go for "Sabes Español?" Because it confuses the shit out of tourists.

Oh god that's fantastic!

And cruel. Very cruel

I can just say "'Ay up lass, you fancy a cuppa down at t'pub? M'mam popped her clogs t'other day, aint nowt left of her!"

Confuses the shit outta people.

Not very confusing

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

And cruel. Very cruel

I can just say "'Ay up lass, you fancy a cuppa down at t'pub? M'mam popped her clogs t'other day, aint nowt left of her!"

Confuses the shit outta people.

You sick sick europeans confusing the hell out of us innocent American tourists.

We Europeans may hate each other, but we unite on one thing: fuck tourists.

[Caltarania]

And cruel. Very cruel

I can just say "'Ay up lass, you fancy a cuppa down at t'pub? M'mam popped her clogs t'other day, aint nowt left of her!"

Confuses the shit outta people.

Not very confusing

It especially is when it's spoken with the Yorkshire accent.

[Emilio Aguinaldo]

Not very confusing

It especially is when it's spoken with the Yorkshire accent.

What I do is start speaking spanish then slowly turn it to Catalan. They just stand there with a confused face.

[Bujahla]

And cruel. Very cruel

I can just say "'Ay up lass, you fancy a cuppa down at t'pub? M'mam popped her clogs t'other day, aint nowt left of her!"

Confuses the shit outta people.

Not very confusing

If you didn't speak english though and you saw that?
You fucked son.

[Caltarania]

It especially is when it's spoken with the Yorkshire accent.

What I do is start speaking spanish then slowly turn it to Catalan. They just stand there with a confused face.

I'd imagine so xD

[The Emerald Dragon]

Go hard, or go home


Sorry, after that BDSM pokemon video, it's not appropriate for me to say this.

Conchabira.

Come to my hometown.

"The most uncultured place in Britain"

Type that into google.

And no,

it's not Essex.

East London? Bloody hell you're a cockney?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=the+most+uncultured+place+in+the+world

Second from bottom, my hometown.

It's raining like shit here too, how's the whether in Yorkshire, Calt?

[East Repania]

Nation Name: The Grand Empire of Western Qing | Western China
Symbols: The flag is the Qing Dynasty flag but with a more greenish background
Population-homeland: 51,000,00 People
Population-colonial: 0, as they have no colonies.
Location/Claims: Map Claims
Capital City: Lhasa
Government Type: Absolute monarchy
Ideology: Imperialism,
Leader/s: Aisin-Gioro Puyi
Economy: GDP=94 million USD | A poor, young nation with most citizens working as farmers.
Infrastructure: Connected by 3 main roads and no railway.
Army: 98,000 troops equipped with a old rifle.
Navy: Non-existent as it is a landlocked nation.
Goals: To conquer the rest of China and expel any foreigners.
History: The empire was formed after a pro-Qing rebellion stirred in Western China in 1915. Aisin-Gioro Puyi, the last emperor of China was set up as a puppet leader for the rebels.
RP Sample: This is my first RP, every RP asks for this even if I don't have one. I'm actually quite discouraged.
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