1923: Extremely Alternate History (OOC, OPEN!)

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

How so?

You guys were supposed to be on the Central Powers' side.

But britain offered us good shit

[Caltarania]

I'd say I am more Dutch. I really should be an honourary Dutch citizen, I'm not even joking anymore.

I am a Dutch citizen.

I'm still more Dutch.

I have a bigger love affair with the Netherlands than I've ever had with a person.

You guys were supposed to be on the Central Powers' side.

But britain offered us good shit

T'was a test.

You failed.

[The New Lowlands]

I am a Dutch citizen.

I'm still more Dutch.

I have a bigger love affair with the Netherlands than I've ever had with a person.

Maar je kan de taal niet schrijven noch spreken. Typisch buitenlander.

[Brissia]

You guys were supposed to be on the Central Powers' side.

But britain offered us good shit

Yeah, which was why everyone now knew that you can't trust Italy.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

But britain offered us good shit

Yeah, which was why everyone now knew that you can't trust Italy.

we are opportunists,

[Brissia]

I am a Dutch citizen.

I'm still more Dutch.

I have a bigger love affair with the Netherlands than I've ever had with a person.

But britain offered us good shit

T'was a test.

You failed.

Dude...does Netherlands, like, send you tulips for Valentines? Do you, like, take an entire nation for a date?
"Your boobs grew bigger"
"Oh, those are just all of the immigrants."

[Brissia]

Yeah, which was why everyone now knew that you can't trust Italy.

we are opportunists,

Who are also traitors. Good show, Italy!

[Conchabira]

I'm still more Dutch.

I have a bigger love affair with the Netherlands than I've ever had with a person.

Maar je kan de taal niet schrijven noch spreken. Typisch buitenlander.

Omg, I'm taking German right now in high school, Nothing. Like. Dutch.

[Senkaku]

The Chinese are distinct.... sort of. They've interbred with the Khmer a lot, so many have some Bánhébán traits. In all the Anachakr's territories, Khmer, Thai, Vietnamese, Mandarin, Middle Chinese, various Chinese dialects, and various Burmese and Malay tongues have all been sort of bastardized and mashed into a single language referred to by most as Low Khmer. A pinyin-like system has been adopted for writing in Low Khmer, and it combines elements of Southeast Asian writing with Chinese characters. The aristocracy, however, in both China and SE Asia, speaks both Mandarin and Khmer (now usually called Old Khmer or High Khmer). The Empire's control is extremely strong in China, for despite the fact it originates in SE Asia, China is its heartland and is way more productive and populous. The Chinese have assimilated over a millenium of Khmer rule... or the Khmer have assimilated over a millenium of ruling China. The line is somewhat blurred. But no, China is not a resentful or rebellious area, it's the core of the empire.

So Japan cannot into liberation. Curses! Foiled again!

No. Sorry. You could just invade. But then you'd have a bit of a zerg rush on your hands. And by a bit, I mean a few million soldiers who will overrun your beachhead, and then cram themselves into every boat they can get their hands on and steam, sail, or row to Japan.

[The New Lowlands]

So Japan cannot into liberation. Curses! Foiled again!

No. Sorry. You could just invade. But then you'd have a bit of a zerg rush on your hands. And by a bit, I mean a few million soldiers who will overrun your beachhead, and then cram themselves into every boat they can get their hands on and steam, sail, or row to Japan.

I border you. Pray.

[Caltarania]

I'm still more Dutch.

I have a bigger love affair with the Netherlands than I've ever had with a person.

Maar je kan de taal niet schrijven noch spreken. Typisch buitenlander.

Dat brandwonden.

-Cry-

I can say some words in Dutch, unfortunately I was forced to learn Spanish at GCSE because none of the three languages I actually wanted to learn (Dutch, Turkish and Japanese) were being taught at my school :/

I'm still more Dutch.

I have a bigger love affair with the Netherlands than I've ever had with a person.



T'was a test.

You failed.

Dude...does Netherlands, like, send you tulips for Valentines? Do you, like, take an entire nation for a date?
"Your boobs grew bigger"
"Oh, those are just all of the immigrants."

I send the Netherlands White Roses and she sends me Tulips

Ye boi. The Dutch Maiden is probably the most attractive national personification, lucky me.

Maar je kan de taal niet schrijven noch spreken. Typisch buitenlander.

Omg, I'm taking German right now in high school, Nothing. Like. Dutch.

Dutch is more similar to English than German.

Frisian is even closer to English IIRC.

But in Yorkshire, we have our own accent which for all intents and purposes could be it's own bloody language.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

we are opportunists,

Who are also traitors. Good show, Italy!

If being a Traitor gets you your land back, then being a traitor is sweet, Germany should not have put italy and Austria in the same alliance

[Kryskov]

Hey Buj:

On the map, I do not have Rhodes and the Asian part of Istanbul. Can you fix that?

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Maar je kan de taal niet schrijven noch spreken. Typisch buitenlander.

Dat brandwonden.

-Cry-

I can say some words in Dutch, unfortunately I was forced to learn Spanish at GCSE because none of the three languages I actually wanted to learn (Dutch, Turkish and Japanese) were being taught at my school :/




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

[The Emerald Dragon]

No. Sorry. You could just invade. But then you'd have a bit of a zerg rush on your hands. And by a bit, I mean a few million soldiers who will overrun your beachhead, and then cram themselves into every boat they can get their hands on and steam, sail, or row to Japan.

I border you. Pray.

Ze bloem Lindeboom.

[Caltarania]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU

My Aunt is Turkish.

[Bujahla]

http://i.imgur.com/oSVnYQ9.png

Okay guys, here's the what's happening.

1. No more reservations form this point forward.
2. All reservations but: Baja's, Reph's, ICD's, and Native-american-guy, have been cancelled.
3. Map shows the R4's as actual nations, they aren't yet. This is just because I wanted the map to look nicer.
4. All white space is open.
5. If you are someone I know from RPing (I've RPd with you and you have proven to be committed) or someone the Co-OP's can vouch for, then you are allowed a reservation.

[Brissia]

Who are also traitors. Good show, Italy!

If being a Traitor gets you your land back, then being a traitor is sweet, Germany should not have put italy and Austria in the same alliance

Italy should not have accepted an alliance with Austria. This is still Italies fault, and I'm still waiting for Venice and Slovenia.

[Senkaku]

No. Sorry. You could just invade. But then you'd have a bit of a zerg rush on your hands. And by a bit, I mean a few million soldiers who will overrun your beachhead, and then cram themselves into every boat they can get their hands on and steam, sail, or row to Japan.

I border you. Pray.

Oh, that's right. You do. You have Manchuria, don't you?


Yes, well, I'll have to fix that, then. What should I be praying for? Manchuria? Or your salvation? I'm confused.

[The Emerald Dragon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848vMDkTXiA

This is how ALL soldiers are trained.

Pokemon... with BDSM?

[Baja California y Sonora]

http://i.imgur.com/oSVnYQ9.png

Okay guys, here's the what's happening.

1. No more reservations form this point forward.
2. All reservations but: Baja's, Reph's, ICD's, and Native-american-guy, have been cancelled.
3. Map shows the R4's as actual nations, they aren't yet. This is just because I wanted the map to look nicer.
4. All white space is open.
5. If you are someone I know from RPing (I've RPd with you and you have proven to be committed) or someone the Co-OP's can vouch for, then you are allowed a reservation.

[Senkaku]

http://i.imgur.com/oSVnYQ9.png

Okay guys, here's the what's happening.

1. No more reservations form this point forward.
2. All reservations but: Baja's, Reph's, ICD's, and Native-american-guy, have been cancelled.
3. Map shows the R4's as actual nations, they aren't yet. This is just because I wanted the map to look nicer.
4. All white space is open.
5. If you are someone I know from RPing (I've RPd with you and you have proven to be committed) or someone the Co-OP's can vouch for, then you are allowed a reservation.

Map questions: I appear to be missing Ningxia, eastern Gansu, and the southern regions of Neimongol.

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[The New Lowlands]

I border you. Pray.

Oh, that's right. You do. You have Manchuria, don't you?


Yes, well, I'll have to fix that, then. What should I be praying for? Manchuria? Or your salvation? I'm confused.

Manchuria, having been Japanese since 1700 or so, is extensively integrated, and fortunately the Nihonese military is extensively modernised. We should reach Shanghai by the third week.

[The Emerald Dragon]

http://i.imgur.com/oSVnYQ9.png

Okay guys, here's the what's happening.

1. No more reservations form this point forward.
2. All reservations but: Baja's, Reph's, ICD's, and Native-american-guy, have been cancelled.
3. Map shows the R4's as actual nations, they aren't yet. This is just because I wanted the map to look nicer.
4. All white space is open.
5. If you are someone I know from RPing (I've RPd with you and you have proven to be committed) or someone the Co-OP's can vouch for, then you are allowed a reservation.

I'm currently marching through Australia.

What's Australia's technology level, considering i wasn't colonised and Australia hasn't been claimed.

[Caltarania]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=848vMDkTXiA

This is how ALL soldiers are trained.

Pokemon... with BDSM?

O.O