Conglomerate of Iron wrote:The Humungus and his army arrived at New Venice. The roar of their engines were so loud that babies cried and grown men shuddered. The Humungus turned the loudspeakers he kept in his tank on, and pumped the volume to the crudely written custom setting of "ear-rape."
"Hello New Venice. We are here to crush the cartel to the South, rape them, enslave them, and eat them. Are you ready?!?!"
And with that the Dogs started chanting "War, War, WAR!!!!"
Salazar came out wearing Black Combat Armor and was Sporting a Chinese Assault Rifle and greeted them, "Aye we are, I am Salazar. Leader of New Venice. I shall be leading the charge with you." As he said this 5 APCs came out of Andrews Gates. " Me and My men will be riding out on these. Found them recently, fixed them up. These have a rocket launcher and a minigun as a turret. As well as 20 men inside ready to come out and start shooting." Salazar go into lead APC, "WE GO SOUTH, YOU DOGS OF WAR FOLLOW US, IF WE GO HEAD ON THE RAIDERS DOWN SOUTH, WE WILL LOSE TOO MUCH MEN TO THEIR DAMMED ROCKET LAUNCHERS. " Salazar shouted to them as hisAPC moved towards Odessa.