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[Lithuanian Empire]

I am planning to make small airborne drones that can carry miniature nuclear bombs to our enemies in secret, unnoticed.

...Unless if they ran off of analog power, these "drones" would be detected almost instantly to even the most basic of sensor systems.

This means you would have to make each and every one of these "drones" their own power source to draw from, and since they would have to travel massive distances, most fuel sources wouldn't work.

Also, since Isreal is in constant fucking conflict, politically, economically, militarily, etc... you have no real resources to allocate allowing you to even research such an invention.

You might as well buy UAVs from the US and launch the nukes from them... which also wouldn't work...

The point is, Isreal does not have enough capabilities to even complete such a project...

You might as well just keep your nukes in silos and launch them like that with the 11,550 km range... which should be more than enough to keep you safe... and that distance is only with a 1000 kg payload. You have an even greater range with smaller warheads.

1. Okay?
2. Meh. We can afford that.
3. The conflict has soothed since the creation of Palestine.
4. I already have UAVs.
5. We are one of the most militarily innovative nations in the world, we have a strong economy to back us, and we are already ahead. THEL, anyone?
6. That's still my Plan A.

[Tribenicha]

1. Okay?
2. Meh. We can afford that.
3. The conflict has soothed since the creation of Palestine.
4. I already have UAVs.
5. We are one of the most militarily innovative nations in the world, we have a strong economy to back us, and we are already ahead. THEL, anyone?
6. That's still my Plan A.

1. In order for these drones to operate with any accuracy you would need to operate them digitally, revealing them to any nation that is able to even use digital technology... which is pretty much every country. You would need to completely disguise the signature of the drone which is pretty much impossible at his time...
2. You're right, Isreal can... for now... if it doesn't waste all of its money making more nukes i.e. be careful.
3. Making more nukes is going to stir the world up you know..
4. Good, then you should build upon that if you even want to try this.
5. I wouldn't say you're one of the most innovative military nation in the world... Most of your military designs for vehicles is based upon American vehicles, and your arms are also mainly not even originating from Isreal. You have mainly American arms. Still, the position is open to become the most innovative (If America fucking ever stops...) and I welcome you to try... with a very slim chance of succeeding...
6. Good, because that's realistic, which is the point of this RP.

I'm not saying its impossible... I'm just saying with the current conditions of your country it is going to be retardedly hard and you have a very slim chance of even suceeding in it.

I mean, I'm playing as the Netherlands and I want to become a innovative super power, but I'm going to get everything stabilized first.

But then again, if Isreal is wrecked, maybe some peace can come to the Middle East... or if Isreal wins... Either way, best of luck.

[Talanzaar]

I am planning to make small airborne drones that can carry miniature nuclear bombs to our enemies in secret, unnoticed.

wut

[Lithuanian Empire]

I am planning to make small airborne drones that can carry miniature nuclear bombs to our enemies in secret, unnoticed.

wut

Don't forget my Death Star research. Those drones were just a joke, now we're talking.

[Imperium Nova]

wut

Don't forget my Death Star research. Those drones were just a joke, now we're talking.

What is this Death Star project?

[Tribenicha]

wut

Don't forget my Death Star research. Those drones were just a joke, now we're talking.

>Israeli space program has only a budget of $80 million
>Thinks Death Star research can work
>One of the smallest countries making something the size of a moon in space capable of blowing up planets

...This has to be a joke... The drones can be made sense of... but this... this hurts my mind...

[Imperium Nova]

Also, didn't Brazil's fighter jet project solve earlier this year? They chose SAAB Gripen, right?

[Tribenicha]

Also, didn't Brazil's fighter jet project solve earlier this year? They chose SAAB Gripen, right?

I don't really know... I haven't paid much attention to the other countries other than the ones I'm involved with.

[Lithuanian Empire]

Don't forget my Death Star research. Those drones were just a joke, now we're talking.

>Israeli space program has only a budget of $80 million
>Thinks Death Star research can work
>One of the smallest countries making something the size of a moon in space capable of blowing up planets

...This has to be a joke... The drones can be made sense of... but this... this hurts my mind...

You never know Israel.
Maybe we were spending all our income building it at home to launch it to space.

And I am still on the joke side.
JOIN THE JOKE SIDE

[The new united britsh empire]

Also, didn't Brazil's fighter jet project solve earlier this year? They chose SAAB Gripen, right?

I don't really know... I haven't paid much attention to the other countries other than the ones I'm involved with.

what country are you?

[Tribenicha]

JOIN THE JOKE SIDE

[Tribenicha]

I don't really know... I haven't paid much attention to the other countries other than the ones I'm involved with.

what country are you?

I'm the Netherlands. (i.e. one of Great Britain's closest and oldest of allies.)

[Lithuanian Empire]

To Tribenicha:
http://static.tumblr.com/nvdna6b/nvPl6takq/why_so_serious_g.jpg

Also, Israel may look small, but like Luxembourg, Switzerland, the Low Countries and S. Korea would say, size is not everything.

[Tribenicha]

To Tribenicha:
http://static.tumblr.com/nvdna6b/nvPl6takq/why_so_serious_g.jpg

Also, Israel may look small, but like Luxembourg, Switzerland, the Low Countries and S. Korea would say, size is not everything.

What remarkable things has Luxemborg done? Can you name them off of the top of your head? Nope.

I wouldn't call Switzerland OR S. Korea small though...

Also, the Low countries are practically united at this rate... and they're westernized...

Unless if a small country has a very strong military (Like Israel...) they won't be able to do much... ever...

Now, I shall tell you though, if you think you can beat me with random internet bullshit in a battle of not being serious... you will lose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow4jjWjJRu8

[Lithuanian Empire]

To Tribenicha:
http://static.tumblr.com/nvdna6b/nvPl6takq/why_so_serious_g.jpg

Also, Israel may look small, but like Luxembourg, Switzerland, the Low Countries and S. Korea would say, size is not everything.

What remarkable things has Luxemborg done? Can you name them off of the top of your head? Nope.

I wouldn't call Switzerland OR S. Korea small though...

Also, the Low countries are practically united at this rate... and they're westernized...

Unless if a small country has a very strong military (Like Israel...) they won't be able to do much... ever...

Now, I shall tell you though, if you think you can beat me with random internet bullshit in a battle of not being serious... you will lose...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow4jjWjJRu8

We give this to our soldiers

[Rephesus]

To Tribenicha:
http://static.tumblr.com/nvdna6b/nvPl6takq/why_so_serious_g.jpg

Also, Israel may look small, but like Luxembourg, Switzerland, the Low Countries and S. Korea would say, size is not everything.

What remarkable things has Luxemborg done? Can you name them off of the top of your head? Nope.

I wouldn't call Switzerland OR S. Korea small though...

Also, the Low countries are practically united at this rate... and they're westernized...

Unless if a small country has a very strong military (Like Israel...) they won't be able to do much... ever...

Luxembourg and Monaco both hold huge amounts of economic influence within Europe (former more than the latter), they are definitely more stable than their comparatively huge neighbours.

Belgium holds a lot of influence in the EU, Switzerland is a beacon of international peace and neutrality, Israel is a military superpower if you were to factor by size, Ghana is far more stable and successful than its neighbours, Panama controls far more in terms of Trade and global influence than say, Columbia. The Bahamas are an economic and tourist safe haven.

They may not be global superpowers, but small nations definitely make a difference in the world.

[Rephesus]

So currently France has some territorial disputes, mostly with Madagascar. If we were to deploy our navy and forcibly occupy the islands we disputably claim, would there be any international reaction?

[Graknopia]

Hello

[Graknopia]

So currently France has some territorial disputes, mostly with Madagascar. If we were to deploy our navy and forcibly occupy the islands we disputably claim, would there be any international reaction?

...Probably..

[Tribenicha]

So currently France has some territorial disputes, mostly with Madagascar. If we were to deploy our navy and forcibly occupy the islands we disputably claim, would there be any international reaction?

Wait... what are you doing with Madagascar?! Why are you... just... Explain.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

So currently France has some territorial disputes, mostly with Madagascar. If we were to deploy our navy and forcibly occupy the islands we disputably claim, would there be any international reaction?

Yes, Stay out of Africa European Imperialist

[Alouite]

So currently France has some territorial disputes, mostly with Madagascar. If we were to deploy our navy and forcibly occupy the islands we disputably claim, would there be any international reaction?

Yes, Stay out of Africa European Imperialist

No entre la Afrique. That stupid Island is all yours if you like. All the Madagascan government has managed to do is cause alcohol addiction in their monkey population.

[The imperial canadian dutchy]

Yes, Stay out of Africa European Imperialist

No entre la Afrique. That stupid Island is all yours if you like. All the Madagascan government has managed to do is cause alcohol addiction in their monkey population.

I dont know if that is a Racial slur or you are actually talking about Monkeys...

[Graknopia]

No entre la Afrique. That stupid Island is all yours if you like. All the Madagascan government has managed to do is cause alcohol addiction in their monkey population.

I dont know if that is a Racial slur or you are actually talking about Monkeys...

Monkeys in Madagascar are addicted to alcohol because people leave drinks about. Monkeys sometimes sit on the beach and wait for people to get up

[Rephesus]

So currently France has some territorial disputes, mostly with Madagascar. If we were to deploy our navy and forcibly occupy the islands we disputably claim, would there be any international reaction?

Wait... what are you doing with Madagascar?! Why are you... just... Explain.

No, I am not annexing Madagascar, although frankly it would do better under French administration.

Anyway, islands near Madagascar near the french territories of Réunion and a couple others are disputed, and seeing as France is the only nation in that entire region (infact the only nation in the Indian Ocean) with a blue water navy, it would be opportune to protect the French territories 'unjustly' claimed by Madagascar.