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[Lithuanian Empire]

TL;DR Antisemitic pig.

pfft Average Israeli defence DERE ANTI_SEMITIC!!!111!!!! Nazis!!!!!11111

An average Iranian plan against Israel includes:
1. Israel is the aggressor no matter what
2. All Muslims are extremists ready to invade Israel
3. Israel can't use nukes because Iran said so
4. The West are apathic and won't help Israel
5. UN approves the Muslim invasion
6. Israel's army sucks and is inexperienced
7. Using Jihads is normal
8. Everyone loves Israel

And is the plan gonna work?
haha
Nope.

[Limborg]

pfft Average Israeli defence DERE ANTI_SEMITIC!!!111!!!! Nazis!!!!!11111

An average Iranian plan against Israel includes:
1. Israel is the aggressor no matter what
2. All Muslims are extremists ready to invade Israel
3. Israel can't use nukes because Iran said so
4. The West are apathic and won't help Israel
5. UN approves the Muslim invasion
6. Israel's army sucks and is inexperienced
7. Using Jihads is normal
8. Everyone loves Israel

And is the plan gonna work?
haha
Nope.

The average Iranian doesn't give two shits about Israel, so i doubt they have a plan at all.

[Limborg]

[background=][/background]

They started it? The Israeli barely existed in Palestine until the the end of World War Two when they decided to slowly manipulate the Palestinians out of existence and then kill them when they wanted some power back. Who really it were the Europeans, they knew that having a big cultural issue in the middle east would allow them to invade and later exploit the oil resources there. So they used the Zionist movement to create Israel, their perfect excuse to interfere in Middle Eastern affairs.

Yes, they started it.
Jews and Palestinians each had their own countries in 1948. It's just that Palestine wanted more, so they invaded Israel together with other Arabs and got their ass kicked.

And that would be an excuse for genocide? So you say that if the Nazi's where right becouse you know, Germany was invaded first? Cmon, stop using that shitty kind of logic. Both Israel as Palestine/Arab world are to blame, However Israel is the one that abuses its power now, wich makes them the most hated country on earth, and hey, I'm one of those that hates it.

[Lithuanian Empire]

An average Iranian plan against Israel includes:
1. Israel is the aggressor no matter what
2. All Muslims are extremists ready to invade Israel
3. Israel can't use nukes because Iran said so
4. The West are apathic and won't help Israel
5. UN approves the Muslim invasion
6. Israel's army sucks and is inexperienced
7. Using Jihads is normal
8. Everyone loves Israel

And is the plan gonna work?
haha
Nope.

The average Iranian doesn't give two shits about Israel, so i doubt they have a plan at all.

I meant "an average plan by Iranian government/you"

[Lithuanian Empire]

[background=][/background]
Yes, they started it.
Jews and Palestinians each had their own countries in 1948. It's just that Palestine wanted more, so they invaded Israel together with other Arabs and got their ass kicked.

And that would be an excuse for genocide? So you say that if the Nazi's where right becouse you know, Germany was invaded first? Cmon, stop using that shitty kind of logic. Both Israel as Palestine/Arab world are to blame, However Israel is the one that abuses its power now, wich makes them the most hated country on earth, and hey, I'm one of those that hates it.

Israel never did genocide though.
The Palestinians left Palestine by their own will.

And I am thinking someone is brainwashing you, or you are taking things way too serious and Islamic.

EDIT: Iran, N. Korea, China, Russia, even USA is more hated than Israel.
And even most Muslims dislike Iran, because you take things way too extreme.

[Limborg]

The average Iranian doesn't give two shits about Israel, so i doubt they have a plan at all.

I meant "an average plan by Iranian government/you"

Ah yeah

[Limborg]

And that would be an excuse for genocide? So you say that if the Nazi's where right becouse you know, Germany was invaded first? Cmon, stop using that shitty kind of logic. Both Israel as Palestine/Arab world are to blame, However Israel is the one that abuses its power now, wich makes them the most hated country on earth, and hey, I'm one of those that hates it.

Israel never did genocide though.
The Palestinians left Palestine by their own will.

And I am thinking someone is brainwashing you, or you are taking things way too serious and Islamic.

EDIT: Iran, N. Korea, China, Russia, even USA is more hated than Israel.
And even most Muslims dislike Iran, because you take things way too extreme.

1. They actually are starting a genocide if they continue like this.
2. Yeah... you see that clearly becouse there are absolutely no conflicts between Palestinians and Israëli's and they all respect eachother...
3. How so?
4. Perhaps the US is more hated then Israel, yes. But no, North-Korea, China, Russia and Iran are not hated more then Israel. Just look around you... Israel is pretty much (maybe besides the US) the most hated country on earth.
4. Most mulims don't dislike Iran, the goverments do. There's a different you know. And even most "Islamic" goverments have good contact with Iran..This includes countries like Saudi-Arabia who used to be really anti-Iran.
5. What do i take to the extreme?

[Lithuanian Empire]

Israel never did genocide though.
The Palestinians left Palestine by their own will.

And I am thinking someone is brainwashing you, or you are taking things way too serious and Islamic.

EDIT: Iran, N. Korea, China, Russia, even USA is more hated than Israel.
And even most Muslims dislike Iran, because you take things way too extreme.

1. They actually are starting a genocide if they continue like this.
2. Yeah... you see that clearly becouse there are absolutely no conflicts between Palestinians and Israëli's and they all respect eachother...
3. How so?
4. Perhaps the US is more hated then Israel, yes. But no, North-Korea, China, Russia and Iran are not hated more then Israel. Just look around you... Israel is pretty much (maybe besides the US) the most hated country on earth.
4. Most mulims don't dislike Iran, the goverments do. There's a different you know. And even most "Islamic" goverments have good contact with Iran..This includes countries like Saudi-Arabia who used to be really anti-Iran.
5. What do i take to the extreme?

1. I never said I am planning genocide.
2. Them Palestinians started it all - they wanted our land.
3. Just look a your posts. They just scream antisemitism.
4. In the Islamic world, maybe, but in the WHOLE world, Israel is actually not that hated. Unless you live in a Muslim country, in which case it might look like it.
4. Again, unless you live in Iran and a few other countries, it isn't the case. Most Muslims aren't that extremist and crazy.
5. Iran takes Islam to the extreme. No wonder you are in the axis of evil.

[Tribenicha]

Ah... ain't religion a beautiful thing?

Obviously shown by this pointless argument here...

Guys, can we just agree on this... Isreal is fucked up and no one should give a shit unless if human rights are violated or war breaks out.

Are we done?

[Lithuanian Empire]

Ah... ain't religion a beautiful thing?

Obviously shown by this pointless argument here...

Guys, can we just agree on this... Isreal is fucked up and no one should give a shit unless if human rights are violated or war breaks out.

Are we done?

нет

[Machtergreifung]

Nation Name: Federative Republic of Brazil (Brazil)
Head of State: President Dilma Roussef
Head of Government President Dilma Roussef

Government Form: Federal Presidential Republic
Ideology: Center-Left
Foreign Policy: Little interest of affairs outside of those nations that have major economic importance within Brazil. However, it remains keenly interested in South American affairs, owing to the developing role of Brazil as the foremost nation in South America and it's hopefull position as the "natural leader" of South America
Civil Freedoms 6/10:
Political Freedoms 7/10:
Economic Freedoms 9/10:

Military Size: 327,000 active personal, with a force of some 1,700,000 reservists
Military Description: The Brazilian military is a military dragging itself in to the twenty first century. With one of the strongest military forces in the region, it nevertheless is poor compared to Western nations. Brazilian doctrine is shaped by the geography of South America, and as a result the Brazilian Armed Forces are one of the best equipped military forces to fight in jungle terrain. Historically dependant on the import of foriegn weapons and equipment, and while this trend has been changing in the last few decades with the development of a homegrown Brazilian arms industry, in terms of technologically demanding equiment such as modern warships and aircraft, Brazil remains dependant on imports.
Organizations: None

Description of Your Nation's Economy: Brazil's economic growth has skyrocketed since the early 1970's. While this growth has slowed in recent years, Brazil's economic power puts it firmly in top of international rankings with a excellent trade surplus. However, much of the economy is focused around the extraction of Brazil's minerals and resources, and there are some severe problems with the extreme wealth of some segments of society and the extreme poverty of others.
Description of Your Nation's Government: The Brazilian government, after decades of military rule, is stronger than ever. The ideals of democracy have replaced the old dictatorships of the generals, and under the current system of Federal government, it allows for good regional representation of the more remote areas in Brazil and avoids the old problem of Brazilian democracy - the domination of the interests of the coastal towns and cities. The present government, elected in 2010, is a broadly democratic socialist , with broad support across Brazil, though the government itself consists of a wide coalition of socialist parties that requires some effort to keep intact
Small History of your nation till June 2014:No significant events of note.
Goals for the Nation: Establishing Brazil firmly on the world stage and taking on the role of leading South America towards greater economic, diplomatic and political unity.
Why'd you choose this nation? As South America has been left reasonably empty in this RP
RP Sample: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=272932

[Alouite]

1. They actually are starting a genocide if they continue like this.
2. Yeah... you see that clearly becouse there are absolutely no conflicts between Palestinians and Israëli's and they all respect eachother...
3. How so?
4. Perhaps the US is more hated then Israel, yes. But no, North-Korea, China, Russia and Iran are not hated more then Israel. Just look around you... Israel is pretty much (maybe besides the US) the most hated country on earth.
4. Most mulims don't dislike Iran, the goverments do. There's a different you know. And even most "Islamic" goverments have good contact with Iran..This includes countries like Saudi-Arabia who used to be really anti-Iran.
5. What do i take to the extreme?

1. I never said I am planning genocide.
2. Them Palestinians started it all - they wanted our land.
3. Just look a your posts. They just scream antisemitism.
4. In the Islamic world, maybe, but in the WHOLE world, Israel is actually not that hated. Unless you live in a Muslim country, in which case it might look like it.
4. Again, unless you live in Iran and a few other countries, it isn't the case. Most Muslims aren't that extremist and crazy.
5. Iran takes Islam to the extreme. No wonder you are in the axis of evil.

1. I'll need to see more before before I call it genocide
2. Wrong, it was 100% Palestinian until the Israeli government and Europe manipulated them out of it..
3. No, he is Rping Iran, what did you expect. Him to be unrealistic to satisfy his own views?
4. Wrong again, its not the Jews that are hated. It is Israel, don't confuse the two, they are not one and the same.
5 First of all they are Shi'ite Muslim, which is different than most types of islam. Secondly, that last sentence was flame baiting.

[Rephesus]

Nation Name: Federative Republic of Brazil (Brazil)
Head of State: President Dilma Roussef
Head of Government President Dilma Roussef

Government Form: Federal Presidential Republic
Ideology: Center-Left
Foreign Policy: Little interest of affairs outside of those nations that have major economic importance within Brazil. However, it remains keenly interested in South American affairs, owing to the developing role of Brazil as the foremost nation in South America and it's hopefull position as the "natural leader" of South America
Civil Freedoms 6/10:
Political Freedoms 7/10:
Economic Freedoms 9/10:

Military Size: 327,000 active personal, with a force of some 1,700,000 reservists
Military Description: The Brazilian military is a military dragging itself in to the twenty first century. With one of the strongest military forces in the region, it nevertheless is poor compared to Western nations. Brazilian doctrine is shaped by the geography of South America, and as a result the Brazilian Armed Forces are one of the best equipped military forces to fight in jungle terrain. Historically dependant on the import of foriegn weapons and equipment, and while this trend has been changing in the last few decades with the development of a homegrown Brazilian arms industry, in terms of technologically demanding equiment such as modern warships and aircraft, Brazil remains dependant on imports.
Organizations: None

Description of Your Nation's Economy: Brazil's economic growth has skyrocketed since the early 1970's. While this growth has slowed in recent years, Brazil's economic power puts it firmly in top of international rankings with a excellent trade surplus. However, much of the economy is focused around the extraction of Brazil's minerals and resources, and there are some severe problems with the extreme wealth of some segments of society and the extreme poverty of others.
Description of Your Nation's Government: The Brazilian government, after decades of military rule, is stronger than ever. The ideals of democracy have replaced the old dictatorships of the generals, and under the current system of Federal government, it allows for good regional representation of the more remote areas in Brazil and avoids the old problem of Brazilian democracy - the domination of the interests of the coastal towns and cities. The present government, elected in 2010, is a broadly democratic socialist , with broad support across Brazil, though the government itself consists of a wide coalition of socialist parties that requires some effort to keep intact
Small History of your nation till June 2014:No significant events of note.
Goals for the Nation: Establishing Brazil firmly on the world stage and taking on the role of leading South America towards greater economic, diplomatic and political unity.
Why'd you choose this nation? As South America has been left reasonably empty in this RP
RP Sample: viewtopic.php?f=31&t=272932

Looks pretty good, Accepted.

Welcome to the real world.

Links to the IC are in the OP.

[Lithuanian Empire]

1. I never said I am planning genocide.
2. Them Palestinians started it all - they wanted our land.
3. Just look a your posts. They just scream antisemitism.
4. In the Islamic world, maybe, but in the WHOLE world, Israel is actually not that hated. Unless you live in a Muslim country, in which case it might look like it.
4. Again, unless you live in Iran and a few other countries, it isn't the case. Most Muslims aren't that extremist and crazy.
5. Iran takes Islam to the extreme. No wonder you are in the axis of evil.

1. I'll need to see more before before I call it genocide
2. Wrong, it was 100% Palestinian until the Israeli government and Europe manipulated them out of it..
3. No, he is Rping Iran, what did you expect. Him to be unrealistic to satisfy his own views?
4. Wrong again, its not the Jews that are hated. It is Israel, don't confuse the two, they are not one and the same.
5 First of all they are Shi'ite Muslim, which is different than most types of islam. Secondly, that last sentence was flame baiting.

1. ...
2. Well, Israel wanted to live in peace together with Palestine, but the latter thought otherwise.
3. His OOC posts.
4. Israel as a country is mainly disliked by Muslims. Others don't give a fuck
5. Still Islam.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_of_evil

[Alouite]

1. I'll need to see more before before I call it genocide
2. Wrong, it was 100% Palestinian until the Israeli government and Europe manipulated them out of it..
3. No, he is Rping Iran, what did you expect. Him to be unrealistic to satisfy his own views?
4. Wrong again, its not the Jews that are hated. It is Israel, don't confuse the two, they are not one and the same.
5 First of all they are Shi'ite Muslim, which is different than most types of islam. Secondly, that last sentence was flame baiting.

1. ...
2. Well, Israel wanted to live in peace together with Palestine, but the latter thought otherwise.
3. His OOC posts.
4. Israel as a country is mainly disliked by Muslims. Others don't give a fuck
5. Still Islam.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_of_evil

1...
2 Not really, they quickly became anti-muslim. Sure at the earliest stages of coexistence they complied to Palestine, but that was because the very land they were living off of was just recently given to them by Palestine. As soon as they saw the West supported their expansion they felt free to do it as much as they wanted.
3. Which are meant to back up his IC posts
4. Nah, Muslims and the former 2nd world.
5. Stupid Islam. Most Sunni's call them fools for a reason.

[Rephesus]

Hey Brazil, forgetting France? We could easily upgrade the existing mirage fighters, maybe even throw in a Rafael or two.

[Luzvimindia]

Hey Brazil, forgetting France? We could easily upgrade the existing mirage fighters, maybe even throw in a Rafael or two.

Don't worry. You'll get a customer soon. I'm looking into buying two Scorpene-class subs. Just need to get it past my IC parliament hahaha

[Phillippanoa]

Can we just stop arguing...

[Lithuanian Empire]

Can we just stop arguing...

No, arguing makes this RP's heart beat.

[Phillippanoa]

Can we just stop arguing...

No, arguing makes this RP's heart beat.

Then I'll just ask NATO to go nuke the entire middle east. Problem solved!

[Lithuanian Empire]

No, arguing makes this RP's heart beat.

Then I'll just ask NATO to go nuke the entire middle east. Problem solved!

Good idea!
Though I have my own nukes, it's good when other people do the work.

[Phillippanoa]

Then I'll just ask NATO to go nuke the entire middle east. Problem solved!

Good idea!
Though I have my own nukes, it's good when other people do the work.

Well, you won't have any afterwards

[Lithuanian Empire]

Good idea!
Though I have my own nukes, it's good when other people do the work.

Well, you won't have any afterwards

I can make more.
And Iran won't have itself afterwards.

By the way, I am planning to make small airborne drones that can carry miniature nuclear bombs to our enemies in secret, unnoticed.

[Phillippanoa]

Well, you won't have any afterwards

I can make more.
And Iran won't have itself afterwards.

By the way, I am planning to make small airborne drones that can carry miniature nuclear bombs to our enemies in secret, unnoticed.

that's the point, you won't be able to, the middle east will be plate glass...

[Tribenicha]

I am planning to make small airborne drones that can carry miniature nuclear bombs to our enemies in secret, unnoticed.

...Unless if they ran off of analog power, these "drones" would be detected almost instantly to even the most basic of sensor systems.

This means you would have to make each and every one of these "drones" their own power source to draw from, and since they would have to travel massive distances, most fuel sources wouldn't work.

Also, since Isreal is in constant fucking conflict, politically, economically, militarily, etc... you have no real resources to allocate allowing you to even research such an invention.

You might as well buy UAVs from the US and launch the nukes from them... which also wouldn't work...

The point is, Isreal does not have enough capabilities to even complete such a project...

You might as well just keep your nukes in silos and launch them like that with the 11,550 km range... which should be more than enough to keep you safe... and that distance is only with a 1000 kg payload. You have an even greater range with smaller warheads.