Darkness & Depravities OOC (Closed)

[The Grey Wolf]

This is why Rathore smokes weed.

Where's Ravana when you need him.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Poor ogre bitch.

I've also decided that Craig has no idea what's going on, and is simply hear because Rama is.

[Olthar]

Why do I get the feeling that the Rama/Craig relationship is bases on real life?

[Nude East Ireland]

I saw the NightVale reference, NEI.

There are lots of references.

The name of the empire, for instance. Ten points to anyone that figures it out.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

I saw the NightVale reference, NEI.

There are lots of references.

The name of the empire, for instance. Ten points to anyone that figures it out.

Does it have to do with Narnia?

Otherwise, nevermind.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Why do I get the feeling that the Rama/Craig relationship is bases on real life?

It's actually, like everything else Khan and I do, a corruption of a TV series.

[The Grey Wolf]

Just a quick question, OP. I saw what my character rolled, but I'm somewhat confused on the torture part. Does this mean his torture will be ineffective any attempt?

Depends on who/what he's torturing.

Alright, I'll provide an example. Say he is sent to eliminate an old drunk who is constantly causing disturbances at night. He knocks said drunk out while he does his rounds, drags him into his secret room and ties him to a torture rack. Then proceeds to both physically torment him, as well as playing mind games, for several days before finishing the contract and killing him.

Apologies for being annoying. I just want to avoid metagaming.

[Nude East Ireland]

There are lots of references.

The name of the empire, for instance. Ten points to anyone that figures it out.

Does it have to do with Narnia?

Otherwise, nevermind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calormen

I got lazy with the names.

[Olthar]

Why do I get the feeling that the Rama/Craig relationship is bases on real life?

It's actually, like everything else Khan and I do, a corruption of a TV series.

I was hinting more towards...you know...nevermind. >_>

[Nude East Ireland]

Depends on who/what he's torturing.

Alright, I'll provide an example. Say he is sent to eliminate an old drunk who is constantly causing disturbances at night. He knocks said drunk out while he does his rounds, drags him into his secret room and ties him to a torture rack. Then proceeds to both physically torment him, as well as playing mind games, for several days before finishing the contract and killing him.

Apologies for being annoying. I just want to avoid metagaming.

When you torture something, I'll roll the die. If it's still decent, your torturing will work.

[Zarkenis Ultima]

Does it have to do with Narnia?

Otherwise, nevermind.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calormen

I got lazy with the names.

Ha! Nailed it.

[The Grey Wolf]

Alright, I'll provide an example. Say he is sent to eliminate an old drunk who is constantly causing disturbances at night. He knocks said drunk out while he does his rounds, drags him into his secret room and ties him to a torture rack. Then proceeds to both physically torment him, as well as playing mind games, for several days before finishing the contract and killing him.

Apologies for being annoying. I just want to avoid metagaming.

When you torture something, I'll roll the die. If it's still decent, your torturing will work.

Sounds fine and dandy by me. Thanks.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

He suddenly picked up on the familiar scent of booze and whores. "Fuck this!" he shouts before leaving the group, that he couldn't give a fuck if they lived, died or got necrophiled.

You'll fit right in.

[Ballycolumbia]

He suddenly picked up on the familiar scent of booze and whores. "Fuck this!" he shouts before leaving the group, that he couldn't give a fuck if they lived, died or got necrophiled.

You'll fit right in.

I aim to please!

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're fucking with me, aren't you, Const?

Because if you think that's actual Spanish, I must kill you.

[Nude East Ireland]

You're fucking with me, aren't you, Const?

Because if you think that's actual Spanish, I must kill you.

Chang wasn't an actual Spanish teacher, remember?

[Constaniana]

You're fucking with me, aren't you, Const?

Because if you think that's actual Spanish, I must kill you.

As dumb as I meant be at times, I at least know Spanish doesn't have ummlautes or however you spell the word for the Germanic dot things.

You're fucking with me, aren't you, Const?

Because if you think that's actual Spanish, I must kill you.

Chang wasn't an actual Spanish teacher, remember?

That too.

[Nationstatelandsville]

You're fucking with me, aren't you, Const?

Because if you think that's actual Spanish, I must kill you.

Chang wasn't an actual Spanish teacher, remember?

That ain't Klingon.

[The Grey Wolf]

You're fucking with me, aren't you, Const?

Because if you think that's actual Spanish, I must kill you.

He must commit ritual suicide for the shamefur dispray.

[Nude East Ireland]

So far it's all good.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is why I ascribe as many mundane actions to the dice roll as possible; if they go wrong, it's funny. If they go right, it's amazing.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I recommend doing one of those things Olthar used to do, where you keep track of everyone's status after the line.

Bonuses/Penalties and Equipment:

Universal: N/A
Inventory: Deck of Cards, Slingshot, Library Late Fee Bill, Woodsman's Axe, First Aid Kit, Ceramic Mug, Liar's Calipers [+1 Bonus on all rolls involving running], Pimp Hat of Greater Swag [+2 Swag], Fortune Token, Box of Nails, Hand-Held Door Opener
Gold Coins: 550
Plaques: Green

Andy: Can fly.
Equipment: N/A
Abilities: Possession, Bullet Dash

Vladislav: +2 Bonus on all rolls involving agility and dexterity. -1 Penalty on all attack rolls. Can hold three items. -1 Penalty on self-healing attempts. +1 Bonus on all attack rolls when protection Solveig. Fetish for Solveig's eye stalks. +1 Bonus on all rolls involving spying.
Equipment: Stained T-shirt (Equipped), "Magical Substance" (Second Hand)

Solveig: +1 Bonus on persuasion attempts against non-hostile NPCs. +3 Bonus on all healing rolls. Cannot move within five feet of a closed door. +1 Bonus on all rolls involving seeing. +1 Bonus on all stealth rolls. Negate all penalties from injury. -2 Penalty on all persuasion attempts. -1 Penalty on your next roll.
Equipment: Lusty Armor [+1 Bonus; +2 Bonus against the opposite gender; +1 Bonus on persuasion attempts against the opposite gender] (Equipped)

Pedro: Can fly. +2 Bonus on rolls utilizing fire breath. Compulsive desire to collect junk. Can open doors from a distance of up to 20 feet away. +1 Monkey. +1 Bonus on all reflex rolls. +1 Bonus on all rolls involving the construction of mechanical devices.
Equipment: Solid Morningstar (First Hand), Sack of Junk [83% Chance of containing any useless household item] (Second Hand)
Sack of Junk: N/A

Claire: Can't wield weapons. +1 Feminist Symbolism. +1 Bonus on all reflex rolls against swinging blades traps. +1 Bonus on persuasion attempts against non-hostile female NPCs. -1 Penalty on all interactions with male NPCs.
Equipment: Fonz Jacket [+1 Bonus; +1 Coolness; +1 Bonus on rolls involving getting jukeboxes to work] (Equipped), Amulet of Femininity [+1 Bonus on all rolls involving being a woman; Can only be worn by females] (Equipped)

Jake: +2 Bonus on all rolls involving manual dexterity. +1 Bonus on your next attempt to open a door. +1 Coolness.
Equipment: Thorny Quarterstaff [+2 Bonus; 17% chance of self-injury] (First Hand); Anti-Gun Flak Jacket of Weakness [+2 Bonus against ranged weapons; -1 Penalty against melee weapons] (Equipped), Rocket-Powered Unicycle (Second Hand)

Felix: +1 Bonus on persuasion attempts against non-hostile NPCs. +1 Elfiness. -1 Penalty on all rolls involving bravery. -1 Penalty on all rolls involving thinking. Not cool enough to enter Shadie's Nightclub.
Equipment: Humming Jacket [+1 Bonus; +1 Spellcasting] (Equipped)

Kumar: +1 Bonus on all attacks with ranged weapons. -1 Penalty on all rolls involving agility and dexterity.
Equipment: The Penis Extension [+1 Bonus; Cone effect; -1 Penalty on all rolls involving interaction with women] (First Hand), Spaceman Chainmail [+1 Bonus; +2 Bonus against ranged weapons; -1 Penalty on all attacks with ranged weapons] (Equipped)

KF: +1 Bonus on all rolls involving hiding. 50% to not be seen by NPCs. +1 Bonus on movement.
Equipment: "Bulletproof" T-Shirt (Equipped)

Ashkenzai: Negate all penalties from injury. Injury level is hidden. +2 Bonus on all Defense Rolls. Can't wear clothing. 50% Chance to be teleported to a random location of the map at the end of each of your turns. -1 Penalty on all rolls involving returning to your body.
Equipment: Singular Arrow (First Hand), Bit of String (Second Hand), Button (Second Hand), Ball of Lint (Second Hand)
Abilities: Teleportation, Astral Projection

Francis: Can fly. +1 Comfort. -1 Penalty on all rolls involving equipping armor. Cannot find armor in chests. +1 Bonus on your next roll. Lose your next turn.
Equipment: Holy Spackle Gun [+1 Bonus; +1 Holy; +1 Inside Joke] (First Hand), Angry Stuffed Duck (Second Hand)

That.

[Nude East Ireland]

Curry, Ganesh, Mumbai, IT.

In future posts, I will be doing that.

It's been a tiring day so far.

[G-Tech Corporation]

I am despondent, for this is closed, and Winthrop shall not ride again upon the winds of time.

Mine you, he is a necrophilic fellow. Would probably just kill the other one to keep him off Winthrop's turf.

[Nude East Ireland]

I am despondent, for this is closed, and Winthrop shall not ride again upon the winds of time.

Mine you, he is a necrophilic fellow. Would probably just kill the other one to keep him off Winthrop's turf.

Probably best we keep it to one necrophile at a time.